Shots thread? Shota thread

Shots thread? Shota thread

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>tfw 10yo nephew wears girls undies

stop the trap meme pls

call him a faggot

Posted this in the wrong bread.

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He doesn't think there is a problem with wearing them so calling him a fag wouldn't be effectiv.e

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Ok not posting more right now game started

Lurkin

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what's popping lads?

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Where's da lewd

sauce

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Shota is good to show my 13 year old friends

hot

Did that when I was a kid lol

same. I'd like to do it again this weekend :)

Yugioh dumping again

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Sauce?

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So what is it with the band-aids? I see shotas and sometimes lolis with them. Are they considered childish in Japanese culture?

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Do you guys want a few greentext ?

Since kids get injured easily, it gives a sense of youth, thus shotas and lolis have them. That's what I think at least?

>Be me
>Jack just got home back from his trip and wants to hang out.
>He tells me when he was with his cousins all of them went camping.
>Jack told me how much fun it was.
>Told Jack wish I could have been there.
>I ask him if he wants to go camping in the back yard.
Back was little over 1acre and on the tee box.
>Jack said that sounds like fun so we ask my parents if that would be ok.
>They tell us it will be cold and almost shutdown the idea but we beg them to let us and they do.
>Being that it just rained during the day we could not use the tent ground was wet.
>So we plan on using the tree house in the near the golf course.
Note this was in December so it was going to get down to 37degrees.
>Jack and I set up the tree house during the day we got everything we would need also found the air mattress and brought that along with us.
>As night was coming Jack and I go to the back and climb into the tree house.
>We make sure to bring our DS and DVD player.
>Jack and I play on our DS for a few hours and then turn the DVD player to watch a movie been years forgot the movie, might come back to me later.
>About halfway through the movie we get cold so we grab one of the large blankets off the mattress and wrap it around the both of us.
>The temperature was still dropping so we block off the windows in the tree house trying to keep and warmth inside it.
>After being out of the blanket for 5 min we were freezing cold.
>I look over at Jack and he has goosebumps covering his whole body just like me.
>When we were covering up the windows some of the water on the roof fell on him making the colder.
>Jack then gets under the blankets again with me but he is still cold almost shivering.
>I tell jack to take off his pants so he won’t be wet anymore.
>After Jack does that he asks me if I would do the same so I do.
>Jack and I lay there on the mattress under 3 blankets snuggled up together. Both of us only wearing a shirt.

Also probably because it's cute.

>Jack and I were so warm when our bodies were together now both of us were toasty and warm.
>We lay there for about 30 min wrapped around each other.
>Jack turns to me and said thanks for keeping me warm user. I look back and let him know I was thankful also.
>Jack and I fell asleep there under 3 blankets for the next few hours.
>Around 3am he wakes me up and told me not to talk.
>I sit there and just listen, below us something is moving but we can’t tell what it was.
>2 weeks ago my dad was walking our dogs and told me he saw a panther go down the fairway so that was our fear.
>We lay there and keep listening Jack told me he was getting freaked out and so was I.
>I ask jack for the flashlight and shine it though the floor.
>My heart returned to normal after seeing a few deer below the tree house.
>I told jack to look he put his eye to the floor and peeked though.
>After both of us were sure nothing else was there we tried to go back to bed.
>But we were unable to so we just sat there for the next few hours talking about things.
>He told me how much fun it is hanging out with me and I felt the same way about him.
>I told him he was my best friend in the world and he smiled and hugged me tight.
>We sat there in a bear hug type position for the next few minutes.
>After that passed I wrapped us up again in all 3 blankets and told him lets go back to sleep.
>He turned and faced me asked him if everything was ok.
>Without saying a word me grabbed me and closed his eyes.
>I wrap my arms around him and closed my eyes also.
>I wake up around 8am still wrapped around each other still.
>Tell him lets go inside he just lays there and I go back to sleep.

yes pls

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did anyone here actually do gay shit when they were a kid? I vaguely remember us sucking each other's dicks and whatnot.

We used to suck each other's dicks between friends when I was around 10 years old, around 12 I met a kid one year younger than me and we eventually started 'exploring' our bodies, I remember sucking his cock multiple times and rearing him, after that I never got around doing that kind of stuff to a guy ever again

yup you want the greentext ? kinda long though

ya

sure, why not?

>Be me around 5 or 7
>Have my best friend in the world let’s call him jack
>Jack and me were great friends growing up he lived right across from me
>Got the sex talk when I was in kindergarten
>Tell jack about it and both of use think what does it feel like
>Ask jack if he wants to try
>Jack being jack says ok sure
>Next day get home from school wait on jack we don't go to the same school
>When jacks mom pulls up at the house I walk over to see him
>Ask if jack can play
>Sure just make sure he is home by 7pm it was 3pm then
>Jack and me go in my room and play some halo and medal of honor
>Do that for about an hour then ask jack if he still wants to try "The thing"
>He looks and me and says yes
>Jack and me both take out pants off and I see his little white underwear
>He looks and my boxers and we both have a tiny gulp
>Jack then pulls down his underwear and I do the same
>Now seeing his little penis and him looking at mine
> Ask if he wants to go first and he says yes
>Jack moves his hand down and pokes my dick
>He says it feels like his and I ask him if I can go now
> Then I do the same thing poke it first and confirm our dicks feel the same
>A few minutes pass and then he says can I hold it
>Tell him yes and he proceeds to grab my small penis
>Being that young we did not know what cum was and would not matter being that age
>Tell him it feels weird but to keep going
>Ask me to do that same so I do
>Next thing we know my mom calls for him to go home we were going to have dinner early
>Next day he comes over like he always did but we did not play game that day
>For 3 hours we would poke and hold each other’s dick
>An hour before he needed to go home I asked him if we could try something I say on my laptop
>He wanted to see what it was so I showed him a girl giving a BJ
>After seeing that he was good to go
>Heart beating faster than ever I got down by his dick and looked at it not 3 inched from my face
>Asked if he was ready and said yes

>Move my mouth over his dick and close
>My tongue moving around on it feeling how soft it was
>About 30 seconds pass and I open up and remove his dick from my mouth
>He tells me that it feels great and want to try it on me next
>Tell him sure
>He then gets down and looks at me
>About to tell him he does not have to but right before I can my dick in in his mouth
>He uses his tongue like I did and moves it around my dick along with that he began to suck on it
>Not knowing that I look at him and say what are you doing
>He takes it out of his mouth and says I saw the girl do that in the video
>I did not know that so I ask if I could go again
>He stops and gets up
>Now I am down by his dick again this time I don't wait I put it in right then
>Like he said I suck one it almost like a lollipop
>His dick had a nice taste to it also so it was fine
>After a minute or so I get up and he had the biggest smile on his face
>Looked at me and said that it felt so good
> At that point we decided that nobody could ever know we did that
>We both agree and ask him if he wants to come over after school he says yes
>Next day before he got home I made a spot in my closet we could do this kind of thing
Note my closet in that house was about 75 to 100Sq
>So I make a nice spot in there just in case anyone walked in
>He comes over about 30 minutes later and has a huge smile on his face
>I know why he does and was ready also
>We go to my room and start same thing we did before but now we were doing it for 5 minutes each
>He played with my dick for 10minutes sucking it licking it and holding it
>Next I do the same
>After that I tell him how much I love the flavor of his
>And he tells me he loves mine also
Weeks pass and we do the same thing all the time

>Two weeks later we look up things guys can do with each other
>Find out there are all kinds of things we can do
>We see a thing called 69 and say that looks cool
>So we follow the directions on screen
>We both open our mouth and begin to suck each other like it says to do also start to play with each other’s balls
>This last about 3 minutes before we stop
>We both look at one another and say how great it was the smile he had was crazy he could see I was acting the same way
>After that we continue to look though to page and fine more things you can do
>We skipped over kissing when we first started thinking it would be odd
Ironic right kissing is weird but this was fine logic of a kid
>We look and say well we can try it I guess
>We both lean in and kiss each other on the mouth looking at what they say to do then we stick our tongues out
>This lasted about 30 seconds and we both thought it was kind of odd
>Never did that much every once in a while
>We pull back looking at each other and start to talk
>Both of use thinking what else we can do
>We then keep looking though the page and see a picture of a guy putting his penis in the butt of him
>Both of us look at it and at each other
>Say want to try that next he smiles and says ok
>Now we are thinking who is going first
>Tells me he want me to do it before he tries
>Say ok and look at what need to do first
>He does that same thing the image says to do
>Now having his butt up to me and head on the ground I can see his butt
>Say he needs to move his cheeks apart or it won’t work
>He moves them now I see his little butt hole thinking how is this going to work

Back then we could only get hard for 30 seconds or so
>Ask him if he can suck on my dick so it will fit
>Turning around he begins to suck and pull on it making it hard
>Tell him to go back like he was before
>Dick now hard only 2 or 3 inches then try to push it in but it won’t work and he says that hurt
>We read the page and says first time you need to use something small to open it up so I use my finger with spit
>After that we try again this time his butt opens and my dick slips inside
>He then lets out a tiny cry of pain

>I ask him what is wrong and if he was ok
>He tells me that it hurts but also feels good
>I pull out and ask him again if he is ok looking at his butt I can see it was still open for a few seconds and see inside
>He says yes and want me to do it again so once again I have him open up
>This time I make sure it is not dry
>Ask if he was ready and tells me yes
>I slowly push my dick back into his butt and this time it slips in with no issue and for the first time he makes an odd noise
>Thinking he was in pain I stop and ask him
>He tells me he was fine and how good it feels
>Knowing he was ok I keep going and press my dick all the way in now I am up against him
>This time I feel it move into an open area
>Right then he lets out the same noise and his butt grips down on my dick and it feels great start to feel a tingling feeling and it was great
>We sit like that for a minute or two with me inside him I can feel his butt pulsating as it grips down on my dick
>When I pull back slowly it won’t move
>I tell him I can't get it out he says pull harder so I snap back an inch
>This time it was not a little yelp he let out a cry and told me how much that hurt
>He had a tear go down his face and I felt bad I caused him pain being that he was my best friend
>I told him I was sorry and I won’t do that again
>Now his butt was tighter than ever
>Told him it was still in so he said just move it back the way it was before
>Now pushing my dick back inside of him it lets up some and goes into the open area again
>He told me that it did not hurt anymore but asked how we were going to get it out
>Thinking that also I remember we used spit to get in in how about to get it out
>Putting some on my finger I rub it around his butt and it loosens up letting me get it out
>He told me it hurts when I did it first but then it feels nice
>Asked if he could try on me now and I tell him yes
>Now I am doing just like he did but this time we make sure nothing was dry

>He needed me to help him get bigger first so I suck his dick real fast making it grow to about 3 inches also
>Then he makes sure it was wet and puts his finger in first
>It feels odd but good at the same time he moves it in and out making sure it won’t get stuck
>Then he tells me to move me cheeks apart
>As I do this he wants me to suck his dick so it will go in easy
>I make sure it is wet and will go in
>Then he presses it on my butt hole and it goes in easy no pain at all
>I feel in it inside me and it was nice then just like mine it slips into the open part of our ass
>Now my butt grips down on him and he pushes up on me like I did
>Tell him it feels so good he then moves his hand around to the front and strokes my dick and balls
>He moves in and out of me making me and him tingle
We do this for 5 minutes and then he takes it out
>We lay next to each other for 30 minutes talking about that and feeling each other again

We do all kinds of things after this nothing was off the table anything we saw we did. Once he brought his younger cousin over to play with us said he wanted to try also. We even made videos of it on a camera I won out of a game thing was nice. Looking back on that it is crazy to think what we did. This all went on for over 5 years we almost got caught in the act 2 times once by his older sister. And our mom and dad.
Anything you can think of we did the list goes on. If you want to know anything else let me know also had one other time but not crazy like this was. If you want to know what we did not do it was almost nothing think 100% on the BDSM test. Hope you enjoyed this never posted it or told people. And if jack is readying this you know who you are.
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New one

>Be me
>Jack and I have been with each other for about 2 months now.
>He was one year younger than me and often did not like to be the dominate one.
>Most of the time he would be my little sub and do what I asked of him.
>One day when he was over I a video of a woman being led around on a leash.
>Go downstairs and grab the collar off my dog and his leash.
>Go back up and ask jack if he wants to play.
>Jack says yes and puts the collar on.
>After putting it on I lead him around my room and the second floor of my house.
>The only thing jack had on was the collar and some white socks.
>I told him to roll over and he did.
>I then led jack back in my room and told him to get on all four.
>After that I looked down at Jack and could see he was ready for what was to come.
>I pulled down my shorts and spread his butt apart.
>Licking my finger first then sliding it in.
>After that I had him lick my dick till it was hard and wet, so he would not be in pain.
>Jack let me slip right in.
>I fucked him for a few minutes till he was twitching.

Ah my bad then

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Get these roasties outta here

But theyre all qt

tl:dr

I dont read shitty greentexts

what did he mean by this

cute

theyre the 3 best characters

you're the expert kek

I had a blood test today
Was dazed af

why'd you have one? and do they tell you your blood type in qld? apparently they don't do that here.

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>thyroid family problems
>No I needed to ask my doctor before hand

Yeah, they dont. I went to the doctor to get help with my breathing problems from that job I did last summer but I needed to do tests on the 15th

ah yeah i think i remember you telling me about the breathing problems ages ago. pretty weird that they don't tell you your blood type though. i wonder why.

I only thought of it when I went to the place but it would've just been another vial of blood and asked the doctor to put it on the sheet

I use to be fine with blood tests when I was in hospital but my last 2 times Ive been light headed af
so now I've been told to have them done while im lying down

i had one done recently on an empty stomach and then drank an energy drink, probably almost died lmao. you get food afterwards?

Huge List of Darknet (TOR/Deep Web)

>>Hidden Websites 2017

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My problem stems from doing them in the morning (right after my appointment)
so I havent eaten or had anything to drink and its a bit rougher

sounds pretty annoying

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But yeah, the doctor wasnt amazing
Have to go back again to do "breathing tests" despite last time I went it was fine to give me something to prevent it
I want to stay up until 4am for blizzcon

what kind of blizzard nerd shit is happening

Probably nothing which sucks

>staying up to see nothing live
hmmm

>Perfectly describes your entire life
hmmmm

HMMMMMMMM

Got my dick sucked by my friend. Didn’t suck his dick though, that’s gay

Im working on a meme which is taking longer than expected

U lik me
Not a homo butt I fuk lots of men who r

i can wait

>u lik me?
>not a homo butt I fuk lots of men who r

Almost couldn’t understand you. I don’t even know you

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