If you could bang any video game character, who would it be?

if you could bang any video game character, who would it be?

Mario

Halo

Luigi

The mouse cursor on the windows desktop

The Microsoft paint icon

Amber from Armello.
I'd fuck the bunny.

Link

I loved the handful of pixels on Zelda.

Hell yeah website links get me super hard man

Too many pixels, no thanks

Any other answer is incorrect

Jesus

Elizabeth Comstock

i s a b e l l e

yummy

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Clippy

Cuphead

100% yum

I'd fuck the daylights out of Miranda from Mass Effect. Rikku from FFX too

all of them

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Better?

Totally counts

What game?

quality kek

sauce?

Looks like i win boys, i get human & werewolf puss.

It's from a pornhub video I don't have the link but it's in one of the compilation videos

Forgot pic

Her. And im able to

Quiet, metal gear fgt

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is that one of those rad little fuck dolls?

Look at that face, you know he wants it.

never thought seriously about this before but probably 2b
I need to play Nier Automata and learn her personality

Well played user, well fucking played

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

holy numbers

fucking lul

tetris

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Well, shit.

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>All these normies choosing human characters

>she can smell when you're horny

That weird thing that just sits there and moves up and down on Legend of Zelda Links Awakening.

You walk into it and you loose your shield or something.

Now get naked, lube yourself up and walk in.. get the best "Hand job" ever

yee boi

Good choice

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>is a complete animal in the sack

What a whore.

BioShock Infinite Burial at Sea

I'd have her grow me hella weed.

Geralt of rivia

Ellie from Last of Us.

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That birdo from Nintendo gotta love that hes a transvestite

ayy

i always masturbate while playing solitaire, queen is so hot

What about the jack? always jack off thinking about jack jacking off

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jack is more like a bro

See

She does not have one
She is a robot

HOT blooded murder.

the detail on her is insane , op. source?

A rank-and-file Guardian from Destiny, or a similarly nonspecific Pilot from Titanfall. Both are functionally immortal, and basically play live rounds paintball all day. It's the far future, so I guarantee even the robot members of those factions get laid. I guarantee telling the ladies you're an immortal space marine is a good opener.

Obsessed with ciri

Whoops, misread the OP, thought it was "if you could be..."

You know what though, I won't take it back. I'll take the robo-cock.

Trips of truth

That doesn't sound healthy

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Shino is best girl

Oooh yes! Kleo

who is the youngest one?

>Kleo
who???

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All werewolves have dicks and rape you.

Wow. Thats sad... Yet impressive...

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Spyro

hell yeah, moar?

ITT: Fucking plebs
If your answer isn't Vesemir you have shit taste

Just put her mask on and I'd still fuck

Hey another ffxiv player

Are you mentally challenged? "HALO"? It's masterchief you fuckwitt. Jesus fucking Christ.

Eva

All day everyday 2b

someone took the bait.

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yea but if you think about it man if she grows weed for you you smoke it you die! it would poisonous lmao

Halo destroy dem noobz he just shoot them and armor lock to rek them.

ARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMOURLOCKARMOURLOCKARMOURLOCKARMOURLOCK

Ellie

Probably one of the humanoid pokemon

2 for the price of one

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