Wake up and go into living room and see pic related, what do ?

wake up and go into living room and see pic related, what do ?

Think I must have died in my sleep or some shit if I woke up to that shit

"make me breakfast fucking sluts i have to go work"

how many would you bang ?
they're making mimosas so that's all you get

Pretty sure I'd pull a black dynamite and fuck them all at once

grab my gun and tell them to gtfo

IM GONNA CHOP U ALL IN UR ASSES SO BAD ULL WISH I

U BITCH

RAP IT UP AND ILL WRAP UR SKULL CONGO BITCH ES

i didnt know it was my birthday today!

play cool, tell the ladies "excuse me ladies, i gotta take a shower" go take the shower and party with them.

>Get nervous
>Try to initiate sex
>They all say yes
>Nut in my pants
>Say "Ive got reserves"
>I have no reserves
>Turn 360
>walk away

...

Wonder where my furniture went. wtf.
then wonder if they are legal.
then take a shower.

Turn around and go back to bed. They look way to cheerful for me to be able to handle them in the morning.

Instantly go back to my room before panic attack.

Sorry girls, I have only two controllers for Mario Kart you'll have to wait your turn

Get the fuck out. It's time to play some PUBG.

pee on all of them.

i'd start jerking in front of their faces rubbing my cock allover their lips and faces until i see the one ugly one and i say wtf grab my guun and take her out behin the shed and put that bitch down then go back in and fuck every girls face and cover them in cum over and over unti li cant cum anymore trying to get cum on every face. challenge

i'm pretty sure this is a kitchen but okay.

post more of them.

Ask them what their favorite starter Pokemon is

so many dubs in this thread

fuck 'em all to death!

Who the fuck are you bitches and why should i care?

uhm.. uh.. .y-y-y-y-ou too...

"Get the fuck out of my house, and leave all the booze here! I see any of you hear again, I'm going to flip shit!"

Start playing the song Butcher Pete

Not a single one of those girls looks particularly appealing.
I mean yeah I'd fuck them if given the chance, but I'd fuck a talking bag of garbage if it wanted me to.
These girls are so fucking generic looking only a mouth-breather would seek them out or be interested enough in them to start a thread like this.
What an uninteresting thread idea...

Did you girls threw a party for me? That is adorable.

...

You sir are a hero

Hello ladies.
Who wants to see me put some knock off preparation h in my corn hole?

Is this a copypasta or original autism?

>Walk in the kitchen to make some coffee
>Walk back out to see they’re still there
>Walk back to the kitchen to get my spare gun
>Ask them how the fuck they got into my apartment on the 5th floor

I'd probably panic and grab my gun because so many people broke into my house while I was sleeping, which is like a primal fear of mine.

Whip out my Nintendo Switch and get ready to party.

Well, seeing this in the morning means that I successfully detonated myself the day before

kek

You realize 360 is a full circle right?

found the newfag

360
walk away

Step 1 360
Step 2 walk away

Two different instructions

summer sure came early this year.
Lurk more new friends.

Been lurking for 3 years, maybe more,

start crying, then slowly soil myself, shit dripping down the side of my boxer shorts. As I crumple to the floor in a piled my own shit I start to fart uncontrollably the American national anthem, half the bitches take a knee.

"sup"

walk to fridge, grab food, fill up water bottle, leave.

Jesus fuck.. Go be cancer elsewhere.

This is the ultimate workout motivation. Imagine you were fat and walked into a room full of those. Now Imagine you being ripped and their reactions tou your naked upper body, you would never be as close to being a male stripper.

Hide under the table and furiously masturbate, loudly and messily

top kek.
Okay bud the only way you can save face now is to do a 360 and walk away.

Protip: only newfags tell strangers on the internet how long they've been here.

>360s
>Walks away from thread
>Goes to sleep

Kill myself, and i'm gay so it doesn't rly matter

Godspeed, user.

LURK MOAR

Do a 360 and walk away.

M'ladies
*tips le fedora*
*empty poo jar on the floor*
*start demanding tendies*

>H-Hi... w-what's up with y'all haha can I put my penis in some of you?

180 you idiot

they are literally all fuckable

pull dick out
say it aint gonna suck itself

lel

I don't know what the hell y'all are doin in here, but clean your fuckin mess up when you're done. I gotta go to work.

Realise I left the front door unlocked again?

The fuck you think I am, an extrovert? Unless one is a trap, I ain’t interested

What are you skanks doing in my fucking house?

Allahu akbar.

theyre all traps user

newwwwwwfagggggg

Suddenly whip out cock and piss in their faces

Well, you obviously took a picture and couldn't wait to post it here ...

Turning 360 would make you face the same direction lmao

GTFO MY PROPERTY!

If you turn 180 you crack your head open when you land because you are now upside down idiot.