What's the best advice you've been given, Sup Forums?
What's the best advice you've been given, Sup Forums?
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
twitter.com
Do what you say.
Say what you mean.
One thing leads to another.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Dont eat the yellow snow.
Stop fucking prostitutes.
dont be an idiot
Work hard for yourself and family, and lead a simplistic life.
Go outside.
Never treat a whore like a housewife.
Wear a rubber
It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.
No means yes and yes means anal.
Eating yellow snow, that’s a no-no
>"i love her so much, why don't just ask if you can fuck her?"
i was 13
the goal is be rich not to look rich.
Don't piss into the wind.
stoicism by zeno of citium
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Sadly learned this one too late.
Lose weight.
Lift weights smoke weed
Dont associate with niggers
Don't define yourself by trivial external conditions.
make sure she eats all of the eggs.
It's all about legacy. Even if your name is forgotten, you still put that fire into other's hearts.
Call me gay, but I'm going to keep it alive for the old boss that died recently.
I feel you brother
It's easier to act your way into a new way of thinking than think your way into a new way of acting. Motivation is fleeting and unpredictable. Discipline, once it's formed, is automatic. Trying to think your way into doing something is very difficult. Forcing yourself to do something will change the way your brain thinks and it'll become part of your routine. Very difficult to do, but this is how you start regularly doing the things you hate doing but need to
Don't be a faggot
Don't worry so much.
+1 (You) for this
Thanks.. best advice I ever got in college, and took me years to see the wisdom. Life is difficult, nothing is easy, and you're never gonna just "discover" the motivation to do the things to accomplish what you want. Sounds preachy, but it works
fuk biches
git munny
>Be me, 14yo
>Fucking neighbor who is 12
>She gets pregnant
>Tells everyone i raped her
>Her dad flips the fuck out and hits me with his car
>End up in hospital for 6mo
>Finally get outand see her at the store
>The kid is fucking black
>Somehow still insists it's mine
>Mfw we're both white as fuck
Stay off social media as best you can, or it will direct your path in life for you
Don't lose the game.
In 80 years every adult person you have ever met will be dead, including yourself. So live life your own way.
Damnit I lost the game
Always choose logic over emotions.
Dont care about people outside of your circle, they dont matter
Put yourself first
Dont have kids
Traps are gay, dont fuck with em
Dont fuck anyone your not willing to have a kid with
Fuck
dont trust ghetto trash, or anything that dresses like it.
dont work hard, work smart
FUCK THE HATERS
never piss on your own time
Survive. No matter what.
You don't look at the mantle while poking the fire
Good advice, user. I'll be sure to follow it
Listen to your gut
go in a direction
You're not ready for marriage until at least your late 20s. I shoulda listened
anyone can get sick of a depressed NEET even if they are the most supportive, kind, individual on the planet.
If it smells like fish you got your wish.
If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
what is smell of cologne supposed to mean? I mean Ive got some idea but asking to be sure :D
She's hiding a rotten smell.
if it smells like fish, they have a STI or are not hygienic.
this man gets it. checked.
If your dildo doesn't fit you asshole, that's probably Someone else's dildo
Pay attention in math class. No matter what grade you are in, no matter how easy, how difficult, or how boring it is at the time, pay attention and get the work done. I have a lot of fairly bright friends that even now wish they would have been given this advice when they were growing up.
Don't piss into the wind.
Always wear sunscreen
Around blacks never relax.
>don't have kids
But they dont let treat them like that, no kisses and shit, just fuck, cum and pay.
If it floats, flies, or fucks, you're better off renting it.
Finish arguments with your gf, no woman wants a second pussy
>She was never yours, it was just your turn
Nah, fuck bitches and have a secure alibi
Every day is a blank slate. Why bring the baggage of yesterday, last week, last month, and/or last year?
Hey what happened with the father after, because im still with rage in a not rage thread.
dont trust anybody but yourself
save money for darker time
But why?
This
Your presence should always be a present
To Only sleep with my wife
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Mastubate twice before answering an important question from a female
This is going to make my conversations very awkward.