What's the best advice you've been given, Sup Forums?

What's the best advice you've been given, Sup Forums?

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Do what you say.
Say what you mean.
One thing leads to another.

Don't eat yellow snow.

Dont eat the yellow snow.

Stop fucking prostitutes.

dont be an idiot

Work hard for yourself and family, and lead a simplistic life.

Go outside.

Never treat a whore like a housewife.

Wear a rubber

It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

No means yes and yes means anal.

Eating yellow snow, that’s a no-no

>"i love her so much, why don't just ask if you can fuck her?"
i was 13

the goal is be rich not to look rich.

Don't piss into the wind.

stoicism by zeno of citium

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Sadly learned this one too late.

Lose weight.

Lift weights smoke weed

Dont associate with niggers

Don't define yourself by trivial external conditions.

make sure she eats all of the eggs.

It's all about legacy. Even if your name is forgotten, you still put that fire into other's hearts.
Call me gay, but I'm going to keep it alive for the old boss that died recently.

I feel you brother

It's easier to act your way into a new way of thinking than think your way into a new way of acting. Motivation is fleeting and unpredictable. Discipline, once it's formed, is automatic. Trying to think your way into doing something is very difficult. Forcing yourself to do something will change the way your brain thinks and it'll become part of your routine. Very difficult to do, but this is how you start regularly doing the things you hate doing but need to

Don't be a faggot

Don't worry so much.

+1 (You) for this

Thanks.. best advice I ever got in college, and took me years to see the wisdom. Life is difficult, nothing is easy, and you're never gonna just "discover" the motivation to do the things to accomplish what you want. Sounds preachy, but it works

fuk biches
git munny

>Be me, 14yo
>Fucking neighbor who is 12
>She gets pregnant
>Tells everyone i raped her
>Her dad flips the fuck out and hits me with his car
>End up in hospital for 6mo
>Finally get outand see her at the store
>The kid is fucking black
>Somehow still insists it's mine
>Mfw we're both white as fuck

Stay off social media as best you can, or it will direct your path in life for you

Don't lose the game.

In 80 years every adult person you have ever met will be dead, including yourself. So live life your own way.

Damnit I lost the game

Always choose logic over emotions.
Dont care about people outside of your circle, they dont matter
Put yourself first
Dont have kids
Traps are gay, dont fuck with em

Dont fuck anyone your not willing to have a kid with

Fuck

dont trust ghetto trash, or anything that dresses like it.

dont work hard, work smart

FUCK THE HATERS

never piss on your own time

Survive. No matter what.

kill yourself
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You don't look at the mantle while poking the fire

Good advice, user. I'll be sure to follow it

Listen to your gut

go in a direction

You're not ready for marriage until at least your late 20s. I shoulda listened

anyone can get sick of a depressed NEET even if they are the most supportive, kind, individual on the planet.

If it smells like fish you got your wish.
If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

what is smell of cologne supposed to mean? I mean Ive got some idea but asking to be sure :D

She's hiding a rotten smell.

if it smells like fish, they have a STI or are not hygienic.

this man gets it. checked.

If your dildo doesn't fit you asshole, that's probably Someone else's dildo

Pay attention in math class. No matter what grade you are in, no matter how easy, how difficult, or how boring it is at the time, pay attention and get the work done. I have a lot of fairly bright friends that even now wish they would have been given this advice when they were growing up.

Don't piss into the wind.

Always wear sunscreen

Around blacks never relax.

>don't have kids

But they dont let treat them like that, no kisses and shit, just fuck, cum and pay.

If it floats, flies, or fucks, you're better off renting it.

Finish arguments with your gf, no woman wants a second pussy

>She was never yours, it was just your turn

Nah, fuck bitches and have a secure alibi

Every day is a blank slate. Why bring the baggage of yesterday, last week, last month, and/or last year?

Hey what happened with the father after, because im still with rage in a not rage thread.

dont trust anybody but yourself
save money for darker time

But why?

This

Your presence should always be a present

To Only sleep with my wife

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Mastubate twice before answering an important question from a female

This is going to make my conversations very awkward.