You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English breakfast.

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Shit

2 of them.

The same breakfast, minus the beans

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That's the most shit "full" English I've ever seen, what the fuck is that white shit and why is there a weed on your plate mate?

Dubs.

Amerifag here. Went to Britain for the first time last year. Britfags have Full English breakfasts delivered to their homes, the same way we get pizzas delivered. I was telling a English friend of mine about how we call up and we get pizza delivered. He laughed and thought that was the craziest shit.

Never seeing this thread again.

Oh look it's this thread again.

We have pizza delivered too you dumb fuck, you can have anything delivered here.

That looks absolutely fucking rank. I've seen better breakfasts come out of a Wetherspoons kitchen.

Illiterate niggers like you don't deserve to travel.

That mushroom looks like a burnt motor mount

Burn yourself alive and stream it.

Eat a power bar and a multivitamin ya fat SHIT

an oxygen rich atmosphere

Steak, eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, toast and coffee.

French breakfast. Hot cocoa, brioche, orange juive, croissants.

French people are fucking disgusting.

what the fuck is that black thing

Doesn't combining cocoa and oj give you the shits?

Backed uterus

A proper english handjob of course.

That ain't no proper english by the way, hang your head in shame.

dude you burned your pineapple ring

Beanz meanz Heinz

No beanz meanz ur a faggit

>French breakfast. kebab, tahine, humus, pita.

Fixed for you

U WOT M8? I swear on me mum I'll fuckin' 'ave you.

hepatitis

This

You English don't know how to sell food. lol

Brit here and I wish I knew somewhere that delivers like that!

Also of all the weird bullshit to make up, that pizza thing is just bizzare. It's incredibly common here.

Beans, Bacon, Scrambled Eggs

or Egg's Benedict

get off this board if you can't recognize the most basic jokes. No, you weren't only pretending to be retarded

Shit that never happened

Full SCOTTISH Breakfast!!!!

Oh that's some terrible damage control "jokes" implying they are retarded for calling out your extreme retardation.... Leave cuck

Lol looks like we found the retard

This ...
> those disgusting beans from can

So basic joke now equals
>Hurr in country I've never been before
>In merica we get delivery pizza
>Bingo bongo no delivery pizza in britain
>But we have breakfast delivery
Ba dum tss jokes... You are fucking retarded

Pizza

sex


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Murican Redneck version

Anything

You should kill yourself.

Anything else.

Scottish breakfast is just a copypasta. A really bad copypasta.

Pedophile

That's a little closer to a cowboy breakfast. Rednecks have cold pizza and beer for breakfast, if that.

or bacon, bacon, bacon and beer

Looks great besides beans. Love beans but can't eat them anymore... Fuckin IBS, man.

anything else

An Irish breakfast

There is nothing. But equal tier is a chicken tikka masala.

naaaah mate without the beans the shit would be dry as fuck

how long did it take you to fabricate that tale?

> nobody finds me funny
> its their fault not mine!

fucking rancid

pic related
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BTW Fuck The Brits...only rednecks have worse teeth than a Brit

>Biscuit

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America