You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN.

I don't hate blacks also am not obese

I have a shower from the 21st century.

I live in a shit hole and my economy is destroyed.
I constantly try to hte on america because i'm super duper jealous of them and my teeth are jakes up because we don't have dentists around here.
My currency is unstable and I would glady give half my paycheck to a lazy nigger

Hows that?

superior negroes-free environment

Sounds American to me

I don't drive a completely useless 4x4 made of plastic and call it a truck.

I drive a manual

I am hacking your IP address and location fag

>NOT American
Not American my friend, try again

This is my Christmas stocking.
>Murica, bitch

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I don't ride a bike so was not a victim

Sounds pretty European.

>Gandhi
>Buddha
>definitely

All words no idiot Amerifat can spell properly.

Colour

this

I don't say cuck or give a shit about muslims

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I drink tea and dunk my tea time biscuit in it

I haven't won 2 world wars

birra

Why I should do this? I don't mind

I am currently being beheaded by muslims.

eu falo dois idiomas. I speak two languages.

I'm being gang raped by 40-year old Afghani "child" immigrants.

My country is filled the fuck up with Muslims and I'm really pissed off about it because they're horrid people. Also my girl fucked a lot black guys but my country frowns upon racism so I just sort of have to deal with it. Also taxes are rather high, shame.

I can understand this

>I speak two languages.
You mean there are other languages than American?

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I never cared to understand that shit. Stockings you can't wear. Surely one of the principle icons of the commercialization of Christmas.

My country entered WWII at the beginning (and didn’t claim they won it all)

My country didn’t lose Wars and then go into denial.

My country uses a logical system for measurements.

My country doesn’t drone strike innocents (or anyone, we don’t have drones)

My country doesn’t demonize other countries and start witch hunts just because we’re afraid to lose our rep as #1.

I could go on and on but now I gotta give all the muricans a chance to call me a faggot,retard etc.. and deny everything I said.

you're a faggot and a retard and I deny everything you said, etc.

Canadafag detected, I know the feels bro

Fuck off we're full.

I was born in the wrong nationality!!!!!!1!! UwU I should be Japanese!!!!!

>I INJECT MCNALDOS INTO MY TAINT

>WHEN I EAT PIZZA, ITS PREMADE AND I SLATHER IT ON ON MY GENITALS

>I DO LINES OF CANE SUGAR

>I EAT TACO BELL OUT OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S BUTTHOLE

>I SMOKE FIFTY CIGARETTES A DAY IN MY FOUR MPG HUMMER

>I PAY MY COPS TO SHOOT BLACK PEOPLE, NOT PULL ME OVER

>WHITE JESUS DIED SO I COULD HATE GAYS

>JEWS CONTROL THE MEDIA SO I WATCH ALEX JONES

>I MAIL MY SHITS TO THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA EVERY DAY

I am a American! What's up everybody!

whats this all aboot, eh?

I'm American and I'm so nice to Europeans but they end up being dicks to me later just based on the fact I'm american. What jerks. And Canadians are jerks if you don't agree with them even if you prove them wrong. Jerks

I don't place tags on people.
Oh-

I don't walk around with my ass covered in shit every time I take a dump because I have a bidet :)

Yerba mate papá

Britfag here, the americans have done more then us in recent years, I dont get the hate towards them.

Praise Italy.
Best hygienic Discovery for after taking a shit

Я нe пиндoc

Then what?

I have brain, and Im not feel happy for kill people in others contrys in the name of peace

Your command of the English language convinced me

>Be me
>Eurofag
>Happy that someone is killing middle Eastern terrorists for else they would rape our sisters, daughters and cut off our heads.
Be thankful man

Macri cat

Mi idioma natal es el español
My mother language Is spanish

America is a continent,
Not a country.

The whole world belongs to America.

North America is a continent. America is the country AKA USA.

no, north america and south america are continents
known as the americas

Well, you got enough power, but when my country created so many things for you, I don't really think it does belong

>USA
>United States OF America
Kek

I have free healthcare and a feminist prime minister.

Technical, accepted as it is a fact

ok then united statsian

any pics of the mangled bodies?

This has value.
What do you mean?

This actually sounds very american

Easy pic related

You're an idiot.

Who tf says American and thinks Brazil or Canada (because, you know, the continents)

That's believable, Europeans have a really poor grasp of geography.

Haven't been to McD in 3 months.

I don't shoot people dead for petty theft.

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