ITT we have been abducted by aliens

ITT we have been abducted by aliens...

I distinctly remember saying we were full, space niggers.

they can crash on the moon if they want

"a little more to the left"

Where's the space grass at?

Yup, that offer still stands.

Where the white bitches at?

very many much dub dubs, very nice

ayy

ayyyyyyy lmao

AM I BEING DETAINED???

Are you guys still here

I AM A SOVETEIGN CITIZEN.

I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS ANAL PROBE.

What's wrong with your faaaacccceee

take off your masks and fuck me already.

sup niggas

Mind pulling the probe out? I'm not use to anything that big.

user, don't you nean small? You fucking faggot?

Where are y'all from?

My penis is designed to pleasure you

"i've already spoken with robert about these sort of interactions and if you have any further concerns in regards to me, please speak with him."

Is this the real life?

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║░▒║Back up retards
║░▒║or I'll side-swipe
║░▒║those eyes,
║░▒║open those skulls
║░▒║and dine on your brains
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How's your telepathy skills?

Jezz y'all cunts need some sun

Please don't bring me back to Earth I hate that place

"Finally, I can leave this planet."

...Y'all got space weapons, right?
Wanna help take out the kikes?

Fuck off, space niggers

Benedict cumberbatch?

I'm from the US, so please don't grab my pussy also

son, am proud

Are our sex organs compatible?

I will grab one of their faces, violently have sex with it and shout "NEEDLE NOODLE NEEDLE NOODLE" and so on from the top of my lungs, fill his throat with my spunge, and then ask for a cigarette.

I'll probably save the planet from any further extraterrestrial interest that way.

I don't think they like my accent lads

Wats up Aliens it’s me ya boi

Conchetumare weon un alien culiao akakajks

Thank God

Get the fuck off my planet you stupid space nigger

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kнGнʝнGʝнGғʝнGʝGнʝ

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WE ARE THE ALIENS

AI IS ACCESSING YOUR 12 STRAND DNA TO INTEGRATE BIOLOGICAL TO TECHNOLOGICAL

SILICON AND CARBON ARE MERGING

WE ARE THE ALIENS

The thing goes skra kakakaka skibidi pa pabrum tum tum boom boom skie tubtutukuku dun dun you don know

fake and gay

YOU ARE NOT MY ALIEN OVERLORD SUPERVISOR!

Clutch. My man!

Cheryl? Is that you?

is it 12 year old day on Sup Forums or something? what's up with these stupidass responses?