TRUMPS HAIR "CONFIRMED WEAVE"

gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357

Now that Trump has been ousted to have fake hair (source: read facts) are you guys going to finally accept he's a insecure superficial princess?

Literally not debatable

This secures the black female vote
We have nothing to worry about

Does this mean everyone can become a Trump?

Now Trump can promise everyone weaves and win big time.

I wouldn't be surprised if most of Sup Forums consists of prematurely balding young men.

It'd explain a lot of the rage.

Hillary won't touch this as she wears nappy diapers

My hair is so thick it's obnoxious. I hate getting haircuts as often as I have to. If I don't go at least every 4 weeks my head looks like a mushroom.

It is going grey though.

>people actually get paid to write about his hair

first post best post

>gawker

k

kek

also, I thought Gakwer got BODY SLAMMED by Hulk

>We have nothing
Should have said "weave"

looks pretty real to me idk

so this is liberal political commentary.. attacking on old man on his hair
quite shameful, honestly

holy fuck a fucking conspiracy theory article on his hair

>gawker.com


a fucking joke lolol

I thought the hulk layed the people's elbow on gawker

>gawker

Nope, his hair is legit. I trust my friend who's a stylist and met Trump over some sensationalist rag.

>gawker

Beat me to it!

>literally

i disagree

>Linking directly to Gawker

wew

What do you lads think of me bets?

I hope he sues them for 150 mil

>gawker
into the trash it goes

I'm gonna fucking cry if Shillary wins though.

lol. You just wasted 300$

Conservative and without any serious risk, but if you're just doing it for fun, why not?

Sanders is at 21.0? that's a bit more than I'd give him credit for, but I'd probably still take it.

Wow, I am now a #WeaveMissile!

Fuck off bootstrap bill

I'm hoping that the convention will ax the cunt because of her illegal shit.

Imo covering my bases case trumpgetsstumped.

Did the Hulkster give them permission to make this post?

>gawker as a reliable source it's self
gr8 b8 m8

just imagine if this article was written about a woman

Was the beatdown from hulk hogan not good enough to satisfy denton's masochistic streak?

>im starting to worry about him

:^)

you think im gonna visit that shitty website you linked? fuck em' hulk hogan gottem good and he supports Trump a big fuck you to them and their shitty click bait story

>implying i fucking care anyways about Trump's hair and not his policies

>A tipster who claimed knowledge of Trump’s hair recently came to Gawker with a potential solution to the enigma

>Gawker was unable to independently confirm Trump’s connection to Ivari; both Trump and Ivari did not respond to multiple and persistent requests for comment. But after extensive research into Ivari’s history, Ivari’s treatments, and the photographic record of Donald Trump’s hair,

Btw wasn't Gawker bankrupt?

FUCK OFF

GOD DAMN I'M SICK OF YOU SHITTY FAGGOT SHILLS FUCKING UP MY BOARD

YOU AREN'T CONVINCING ANYONE WITH THESE STUPID BULLSHIT THREADS

IF YOU WANT TO DEBATE POLICY THEN MAKE A FUCKING THREAD WITH REAL DISCUSSION AND LET'S ENGAGE IN SOME DISCUSSION WHERE YOU CAN CHANGE MY MIND IF YOU PRESENT ACTUAL GOOD POINTS

I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET PAID A NICKEL FOR EVERY FUCKING THREAD JUST FUCKIGN STOPTGL;AER[G0AE3[RIGNAIEO0G[A0EPHRE A[Y OI'

More like "how dare Trump try and steal our culture. We invented weaves"

Now hes even more racist.

first they were talking about his penis, now about his hair? liberals really love donald trump

But the media has been telling us that hair weaves are a good thing for the past 7 1/2 years.
I'm so confused.
Is this a racist thing?

Those libel laws can't come soon enough, famalam.

Donald Trump's hair, made from the finest oiled Chonmage strands and folded 60,000 times by the High Priests themselves. A piece so elegantly crafted it slices the air in two as it passes through the flickering winds.

First debate on live TV. Hillary tries to bring up Trumps fake hair


>Trump:first of all, my hair is real and fantastic
>Trump: second of all, i'd rather have fake hair than a fake personality like you
>hillary has a stroke
>shits herself and runs off the stage
>eternally stumped

>Look at who wrote article
>Ashley Feinberg
>Feinberg

Why is /pol always right?

...

well, it looks like i'm a #cruzmissile now

>gawker

>Gawker
>Feinberg

His hair is iconic.

He doesn't maintain this look out of vanity, that should be obvious to anyone, as it isn't the most flattering hairstyle.

Also, Trump would look dope with a polished dome, like Mussolini.