What is the harshest way to punish millennials?

What is the harshest way to punish millennials?

Stop grading on a curve. Make them get jobs.

give them everything they want and need in life apart from Social Media

easy. working with a subordinate baby boomer.

"no porn for 3 days!!!"

Throw them on a farm or a corn field. That will teach em.

This.
take away their access to social media. permanently, force them to learn economics and revisionist history. teach them the truth about Socialism and Communism. Teach them why Capitalism works and why hedonism is destroying western civilization.

Yep.
No more participation award bullshit.

> why Capitalism works
Pro Tip: it doesn't

"alright, class, since you have checked your phone more than once i am going to collectively punish you"

*children scoff*

"you must all take a cent off of your $900000000000000000000000000000 dollar debt by next year"

*students scream*

Meritocracy... put them under meritocracy and leave the tears flow

Dress up as a black woman and rape them. That oughtta straighten all this pc bullshit out

call them kid

Send them on all expenses paid trip to india, no toilet paper or soap allowed.

literally this.

entitled fucking asshats

so gay this post was groped by kevin spacey

>Teach them why Capitalism works and why hedonism is destroying western civilization.
That's just propaganda. If you do that you'll be no better than the koreans.

Don't let me find you in public you Communist filth. I'm not afraid of killing subhumans.

sure kid

Are we talking about all millennials or the ones who decided to vote for Hillary Marx?

Sounds like a different flavor of the same propaganda.

found the millennial

>Get off my lawn!
The thread

Commies aren't even human tho..

Leave them alone, don't correct them and just let them go through adult life.

boy am i scared. Are you going to try to suck my dick till i pass out, faggot?

everytime you write "sure kid" i slap your whore of a mother another time. Don't worry though she begs me to do it.

speaking of lawns... manual labor

sure kid

This is a millennial punishment thread, not a super-human creation thread

Systematically make it much harder to succeed in the world than it was when you were their age, then blame them for having trouble succeeding.

sure thing kiddo

cut off their thumbs

you'd have to dig her up first, kid

Inform the that they are a millennial when they think they aren't

Shadow-posting.

sure kid
she's been dead for 20 years.
care to fail again?

Oh, but it does. Just not for everyone.

No more wifi.

Legalize rape.

The guy you're answering has also been dead for a few years.

>she's been dead for 20 years.
>care to fail again?
Fail? You're the one who couldn't save mom.

she died from cancer.

They've been punished enough by society already.

>Shit education system which is heavily dumbed down so stupid kids can pass.

>Shit job market.

>Shit housing market.

>Brainwashed by jews to hate themselves and their heritage.

They're victims of (((you know who)))... they need help, not more punishment!

Millenial here
These are pretty weak I'll try to address all of them
I have a job
I don't care about social media
I already know most of that
Asexual
I love outdoor activities
Im talented with anything to do with my hands
I'm not dependent of my phone
Not really a punishment imo
>Shit education system which is heavily dumbed down so stupid kids can pass.
Where I live education is fine
>Shit job market.
Job market is bad indeed but not in my profession which is partly why I chose it
>Shit housing market.
Housing market is fine locally
>Brainwashed by jews to hate themselves and their heritage.
I never bought into that crap

w a t

STEP IT UP

Drop them off in the woods

Should of found a cure.

stop giving them freebies

Tell them, "It's okay to be white".

speaking of weak

we did

Ask them what they want to do when they grow up, then explain why it won't be possible.

shut down the internet forever

Yet you can't recognize that if any of this is true, that would make you the exception to the rule. You're posting just to make yourself feel better or to troll, no other reason exists.

>asexual

kek. Is this by choice, or does nobody want to fuck you?

lol I'm willing to bet 90%+ of the people in this thread are a millenial. IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1981 OR LATER, GUESS WHAT. YOU ARE A MILLENNIAL.

This guy speaks the truth.
Your entire purpose and point is destroyed and moot by the fact that you're too fucking stupid to know what anecdotal evidence is.

he's retarded pay him no mind

Then your argument is: "you're wrong cuz I said"

Yep, you're a millenial

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Pro Trump propaganda

Yeah they do not like hearing the truth that much.

+1

I will never understand how 80's kids are lumped in with the faggots of today.

Bitch we played outside, trick or treating did not START until it was DARK, mom had to yell to force us to come in because it was 10pm, we had god tier cartoons and had to TRY OUT for school sports team and if you sucked you did not make it on or got on but if you did not improve quickly would get cut.

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Let them keep their phones and social media, and when they fail, actually make them fail. They should fail, and they should face the consequences of their failure.

You are Considered a Millennial because you Reached "AdultHood" in the new Millennium. Not because you are born after the year 2000. People born after the year 2000 don't even have a classification yet, more than likely will be called Gen Z or some dumb shit.

its obvious. they are such failures they need to sponge off the previous generation.

Truth

and don't insult their King

Oh, it already happened. Guess I'm not updated.

Generation X (Baby Bust) 1965 1979
Xennials - 1975 1985
Generation Y - The Millennials - Gen Next 1981 1995
Generation Z 1996 2010

I mean at least we know we don't act like millenials. That's all that matters.. right..? RIGHT!?

The harshest way to punish them would be to do nothing and watch them burn when they grow up and need the skills they never learned.

That's already happening. Why do you think there are so many protests and protesters? That's the only skill they have left.

Increase the interest rate on mortgages.

In one of my college courses, the professor literally tried to make all the students put their cellphones on the front desk. I think I'm the only one who said fuck that.

The boomers are clearly the worst generation.
>Be born after most men have been killed off and there is a second industrial revolution going on so you have to only have a pulse to get hired for basically any job.
>Buy a house on a single minimum wage.
>sell off all industry to china because muh profits
>soak up all the benefits
>complain about others having it easy because there is smartphones now, but almost no social mobility.

Since millenials are the current 18-35 year olds I guess maybe delete Sup Forums?

Are you retarded mate?

>misses the point completely and utterly

must suck being this shit at life

Treat them equally, punish them by standards and don't ever individualize them.

How the fuck can people born between 81 and 85 be in two generations?

and tell them there are people who are claiming it is not okay to be white, get all of them fighting over shadows.

lol no shit eh. They could drop out of highschool in grade9, get a scummy factory job earning 30 dollars an hour, which is worth far more then. Buy a house, easily. They definitely had the easiest time. Anyone born in the 80's or later have a way tougher time getting anywhere. Thats not to say you can't, obviously you can. But theres less and less people moving ahead and more and more people swimming in debt, without even owning any property. Meanwhile they actually have to try harder, and get less given to them. That being said, a lot of Millennials have poor social skills which is pretty detrimental... and most of them most likely frequent Sup Forums..o wait.

because the generations are a retarded way to divide us and they make very little sense since people are just constantly being born and locale can play a huge part in upbringing

it's this dumbass internet hivemind, nobody's smart enough to handle things case-by-case so they have to lay out sweeping generalizations to make the world digestible enough for their retarded sensitivities.

god forbid anyone puts some fucking effort in. jesus

sure kid

Born in 1999 so in fact im a millenial.
I always get higher grades than 18/20 and study a fuckton to achieve that and also have a partial time job.
I think most of the social media networks are stupid unless they are used for useful purposes like lifehacks, cooking recipes, giving advice or directly communicating with other people.
No need for it since I have an honest and loving gf.
KEK
I always accept whatever the fuck I worked for. If I eat, sleep and shit, the only things I will get will be debts, problems and shit. On the other side, the only way I will be successful will be working for it. End of story.
I usually take this kind of comments as nice or a joke, never take it personal.
DO THIS, SOME PEOPLE JUST NEVER LEARN.
I do this because if I want a clean home, I will have to keep it clean. Nobody will do it for me.
I don't see any inconvenients in this, am I supposed to find any?
I'm sorry bro.
Would be better, physical books are better than virtual, plus no headaches.
Nonsense.
Probably find north with smartphone.
Kek.

Probably not all the millenials are fucking bubble-fragile and crybabies.

Classifying people into generations is just another way to foment class warfare. A divided and distracted populous is easier to control.

I don't think there is a generational gap when it comes to social skills, only maybe that you get better at it as you age in general.

kek, everyone here is either a millennial or generation Z, which is even worse.

>all these fucking replies like anyone cares

maybe in 2012 but there's been a shit ton of 40+ year olds in this site since. I'm betting more than half of the posters here now are over 40.

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Dude, the average age on this site has been declining since at least 2010. Just look at page 1.

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The best punishment for millennials is for them to suffer from the policies they advocate.

Nothing makes me grin more than seeing the endless parade of pasty white SJW/NPR/Hollywood virtue signalers go down after being accused of sexual harassment/assault.

I didn't write it for you ;^)

Been here since 2006 (to give context) and the pattern seems to be that people leave Sup Forums once they get older and new teenage edgelords start frequenting Sup Forums, filling the gap the others left.

This wouldn't work in a school with black kids