Who wins: space marines vs. star wars empire

Who wins: space marines vs. star wars empire

Two empires enter, one empire leaves.

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Are they Matt Ward's space marines?

Kek

Dude, you didn't need to make this thread. Anyone could have told you, and anyone familiar with both universes WILL tell you, the 40k empire wins without even trying. It would be a light day for the 40k empire. They are already dealing with fighting stronger opponents than Star Wars sith empire that got taken down by a humidity farmer and his party of friends.

MATT FUCKING WARD.

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star trek nemsis would win this fafgot game

>puny enterprise gets rammed into oblivion by Armageddon class battlecruiser without it firing a shot.

Alright fag

wtf is that, some gay ship from some faggot game nobody has even heard

argmageddon class battlecruiser

even the name is retarded gtfo here lol

>retardedly named ship can defeat star treks entire navy by itself

I'm okay with that.

It's about as gay as an executor class "star destroyer" what kind of name is "star destroyer" anyone? They don't even destroy stars

you'll have to ask star wars fags about that, they're slightly smarter than 40k dawnhammer nerds, but not quite as smart as star trekkers.

>who wins: high power chainsaw vs. OP's asshole
Keep in mind this analogy greatly understates how bad things will be.

well... the point youre all missing is that, in 40K, no one ever wins

Should I use a different class of battlecruiser then that absolutely dwarfs everything Star Trek has? Mars Class, Chalice Class, Avenger Class, Lunar Class, Dictator class. Take your pick, the Imperial Navy has hundreds of each class in numbers.

say what you want, you can't beat me.

Oh, sorry, I get carried away trolling, I forget who I'm supposed to be trolling against.

Honestly, they're all about the same. I used to play 40k and it was fun until I realized they changed the rules every 2 years to force people to buy new armies and units, and Star wars was cool until they made the last 6 monvies, and Star Trek, well, it was just tits on screen jiggle-television up there with "Three's company" until the last couple of decades, they actually tried writing a story for it, but then I lost interest.

lets be reasonable here a sword class frigate is more than enough

why would any godfearing loyal citizen of the holy imperium want to beat you? you punch filthy xenos , mutants and heretics in the face . you are a hero of the imperium.

i don't know what kind of silly ships that autistic universe has created, but it shouldn't even be compared to star wars and star trek (two truly science fictions, not fantasy like 40k). it's more reasonable to compare 40k with harry potter or other wizard stuff.

Lol Imperial Guard beats Star Wars and Star Trek put together. (I'm a bigger fan of Star Trek myself.

wizards you say?

or did you mean jedi , sith , q , betazoids and vulcans?

who win Eldrad Ultran VS Palpatine

This is a destroyer. When you put one in space, among the stars, it becomes a star destroyer.

>"i don't know what kind of silly ships that autistic universe has created"

Better ones. Star Wars and Star Trek are in the same boat with fantasy. The only difference is that your dumbass mindlessly gets lost in the most boring stories ever told through the form of a movie/show.

yeah, and q could destroy all of them with a thought

its mostly about the fluff and expanded lore all 3 universes have developed much further than just the movies / series or the tabletop game .

stopped playing 40k years ago for pretty much the same reasons but the lore is still one of the best developed and more or less cohesive when it comes to scifi

DA BOYZ ALWAYS WINS

this is a becoming a good thread wtf

maybe ? maybe not ! lets discuss this with tzeentch he might have a plan for this ...

I never thought about it like that, and that makes sense, but it sounds more like a SPACE destroyer, since it traverses space, and not stars.

"and q could destroy all of them with a thought"

What are Librarians of the Space Marine chapters? The Imperium has thousands of them, you only have one q. Good fucking luck.

Space marines would entirely wreck star wars empire. I'd post a webm but fucking 2mb limit, so I posted it here instead

and q is stronger, that's why there is only one q continuum and several of your librarians. there's a reason 40k hasn't attacked either star wars or star trek, they're too scared. if this weren't true, wouldn't have 40k have attacked star trek, for example, and taken over stark trek? yes. but they haven't, why? i thought so.

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>Oh, sorry, I get carried away trolling, I forget who I'm supposed to be trolling against.

Why do you write like that? I'm serious, you sound like you're 8 years old. I know this is an anonymous board but you should feel embarrassed

m8, all a single librarian would have to do is step outside the confines of time to destroy him. Their conditioning requires them to be able to think one step ahead of their enemy. q is entirely outclassed. Anything q can do, the Librarian has already found a way to defeat.

Oh, da wittle babby is gettin his feewings hort? I can write however I please.

except why would they bother?

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impossible, anything a librarian has done has been done by q and better

Is it just space marines? The Empire wins in that case. A million or so marines wouldn't be able to deal with the McHuge fucking Empire. Even without hard counters or anything that could match them in battle they'd bury them under mountains of corpse.

If it's the Imperium vs Empire the imperium wins obviously.

relying on a chaos entity to fight your wars for you ... how much of a pussy heretic can you be ...

Sounds more like something built to destroy chocolate stars, knowhatimsayin?

you are all wrong, the imperium would win because it has a hammer and a anvil and the emperors light

actually no the q never comitted mass genocide neither have they burned entire worlds on a whim.

You clearly don't understand what "Q" is, for you to say that. Q is a transdimensional continuum of superbeing capable of changing space-time on a major scale on a whim. There's nothing like that in 40k. The closest thing is either the emperor of man, or one of the ancient Necron Stargods

>implying stormtrooper blaster could pierce the power armor of a Space Marine.

there guys beg to differ

q would meet slaanesh and then no one would see them for a aeon or two

q uses universes for fun. the warhammer universe is probably his toilet

Star Wars is a pussy universe...
I doubt blasters can even damage marine armor.

Except it does, Librarians exist for that purpose.

Which star wars empire? The sith empire or the eternal empire? Both?

>implying stormtroopers would be able to hit astartes

lulz ...

They look like a bunch of posers. Look at the chick on the bottom right, you can tell she's all looks.

Palpatine, because Eldrad doesn't play to win, just to be a dick. Eldred still survives, someones titties pop out.

does it really matter ?

I guess not, star wars wins either way.

Space Marines, without a single doubt. A single Space Marine can fuck a complete garrison of Storm Troopers.

you cant win in 40k, you can only fight the long war

>they win just because

I love the 8 year rebuttals on this website. Come back when you're 18.

>"chick"
>slaanesh

...hooo boy !

Well, when I played, it was obviously a dude, but the way they write the fluff, I guess he's a fucking crossdressing hermaphrodite, now.

mandatory

when did you play?

slaanesh was allways a genderfluid murderfucking embodyment of /d/ with an unhealthy dose of grimdark and cocaine as far as i can remember at least since 3rd edition

loooool is that a flying fucking castle? sersoiusly though is there a comparison chart that includes wamhammer ship

>chick on the bottom right
>Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure
>Slaanesh, The Immortal Enemy
>Slaanesh, God of Excess
>Brought into existence by a titanic elf orgy and devoured nearly their entire race
>The supreme hermaphrodite
>chick
You best be playing nigga, because I've got some cocaine that says we should be gettin Caligula up in this bitch.

Guess you havent seen Space Battleship Yamato then..

Well canonically the space marines are super-human but are jedi and sith included on the starwars side?

4th edition, Slaanesh far right.

I remember distinctly thinking of all 4 as clearly male, and them being referred to as "he" and "him", and I never saw a picture like that until just now, but I haven't played in years.

oops,I forgot the picture

I didn't realize it was slaanesh, because I remember him being more, uuhhhhh, masculine, lol

I know there's a chart somewhere that includes the sizes of ships from almost all mainstream sci-fi. The largest ship on the chart was the Space Marine Gloriana Class Chapter Flagship.

40k hands down

Not Star Wars in general, but just the Empire. Also, what is a Jedi versus a Primarch?

Jedi and Sith would be on par with low level psykers, in terms of power.

yes ... yes there is and its more like a city sized gothic cathedral

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Is that a picture for ants?

If a primarch can be killed by swarm tactics it would work in individual marines. I didn't say they'd lose a lot of stork troopers, buts it's millions of planets against a million marines. They'd be drowned.

the pronouns are often kept ambigoous technically "he" is the prince of dark desire
the eldar know "her" as "she" who thirsts etc .

das gay, nigga

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Generally all the demons that follow under him were hermaphroditic and he blessed his followers with those traits. Everything was drugs and excess and sex can't get more excessive than having both sets of sexual organs and using them at the same time. Noise marines are locked into trying to get more discordant noise to stir their emotions.

The ugly noise marines always bothered me, Slaanesh is obsessed with beauty. Look at prince Sigvald, chosen of Slaanesh, from fantasy, he has slaves that carry mirrors for him to constantly look upon himself.

I don't think you realize what Space Marines are. Genetically modified super humans. You can drown them in bodies, but it wouldn't stop them. The Tyranid hive uses those tactics, it doesn't work against Space Marines. You would never get close enough to a Space Marine Squadron.

Maneuver warfare? Imperium of Man.
Attrition warfare? Imperium of Man.
There is literally nothing that can beat them. Even fucking Chaos has a hard time (probably owed mostly to Failbaddon the [H]armless).

Imperium is OP as fuck.

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this is so much beyond anything that would fit the description of "gay" that we need another term for it .

if there is any human term that would adequately describe slaanesh it would be "rape" but with more blood and gore ...

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no thats slaanesh

slaanesh is like the mind of a 16yo porn addict whos starting to get confused over whats supposed to be in betveen legs to call something by a male or a female, but has some idea of there being a hole and something big

Dude you are talking to me like I don't know shit about Warhammer. 1 marine = 100 soldiers. Even with a million of the fuckers they'd just swarmed, the Empire is to fucking vast for marines alone.

I mean, sure, but they ought to run out of ammo at some point. How many mags do they take with them, usually?

But then again, ten inches of solid ceramite in the shape of a fist ramming into your face tends to do about the same as a bolter round, as far as infantry is concerned.

> Slaanesh is obsessed with beauty

in the newer canon slaanesh is obsessed with perfection and excess not just beauty . technically an obsessive stamp collector would be just as pleasing to slaanesh than a being of perfect beauty as long as he is fanatic enough and strives for perfection in his field.

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1000 marines per chapter. Literally infinite amounts of chapters. First founding chapters are the only ones with primarchs and the only ones that matter.

Imperium encompasses billions of world with quadrillions of people on most of them. Imperial guard numbers are limitless in that universe, but so is every enemy.

How big are both empires in terms of wealth and population? Anyone have a ballpark figure?

i know it was the best i could find on short notice the complete one is floating around somewhere on my hdd if you can link the complete one you get 1 free internetz from me .

Yea fam and a tank destroyer travels between tanks.

Yeah, and even in older fluff he was patron for those seeking power through leadership. He encompasses a lot more than the other gods. It upsets me that games workshop doesnt love him.

kek