Anybody got concert grope stories?

Anybody got concert grope stories?

Not really groping, but a chick infront of me at a Wu Tang concert in 2011 kept grinding her ass on me. Sap that I am, I just stood there with hardon and did fuck all...

Concert groping is pathetic. Do you have full on autism, OP?

This chick was grinding on me at the club once. No idea who she was and it was pretty dark. So I stuck my dick between her legs and came in between her thighs. Kissed her a little and went home.
>good times

> be me
> go to see The Cure playing in Melbourne with GF
> crowd is packed tightly
> feel a hand on my ass
> carefully turn that way
> guy who looks like Anthony Hopkins playing Van Helsing in Francis Ford Coppola's "Dracula" deliberately not looking my way
> make eye contact
> his eyes go wide, he glances from me to GF, back to me, turns red, pushes his way through crowd
> about a dozen people laughing at him

Win!!

train groping is pathetic, but it's practically a religion in japan.

i guess we can't all be cool edgy dudes like you and Andrew Dice Clay, with hot women draped around us begging for the dick all day long and we're all "go way, bitch, ima post shit on Sup Forums first."

some long haired skinny tall emo faggot kept trying to grind on me at a bass nectar concert.
i'm was a skinny white senior in high school at the time.
i shoved him and said fuck off, a lil later he came back and tried to do it again, fuckin shoved him even harder into the crowd and he fucked off never to be seen from again.
almost beat the shit outta that faggot ill tell ya what.

I worked barricade security and side stage security for a concert promoter for years. Never intentionally groped anyone, but many titties and assholes felt.

>that time i got molested and didn't do shit.

oh no, i didnt get molested KEK
if anything it was like, hey, whos behind me, oh some fag trying to be gay?
i mean if i had to agree to your arguement if anything he put his pelvis on my ass and my asshole locked up like fort knox.
well, i dont even feel molested, if anything i feel like i was the one in charge of the situation.
you cannot spinzone this into me thinking i was molested at a concert LOL
trust me i got good eyes, i saw him coming a mile away.
faggot fucked off before it escalated and i thank him for that. no need to make a scene over something so trivial. if he was gay so what, go find another dude to grind on but not me.

Not molesting women is edgy now? Calm the fuck down neckbeard and quit acting like women are interested in your dick.

If they were, you wouldn't have to grope people in large crowds you cringelord.

>KEK
>LOL
insecure much? u got molested my dude

>not allowed to laugh while telling stories
welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

Anyone with stories?

Not groping, but you mate took his hot 14 y.o. daughter to Glastonbury a couple of years ago. in the jam packed crowd, a fella pissed up against her legs and it almost filled one of her wellies up to the top.

Not really a Grope story buy semi related

>be me
>go to see Mastodon, Gojira, and Opeth. Fuck yeah
>venue is at capacity, and super crowded
>work my way towards the front of stage
>get about 10 feet away before it becomes impossible to make any forward progress
>oh well i can see fine from here (6'2")
>watch first two bands no problem
>having great time
>Crowd is really into it starts surging forward intermittently
>get pushed by the crowd into the girl in front of me
>turns around and starts giving me the stink eye
>bitch you serious, this is a metal show and its crowded
>this continues for a bit
>bitch starts talking shit telling me to "get the fuck off of her" and to "leave her the fuck alone"
>literally couldn't give a fuck about this 6/10 bitch im here for the bands
>try to explain that its unintentional (there is probably 6 people per square yard)
>she eventually starts elbowing me in the gut repeatedly every time the crowd surges forward and i bump her
>getting very fucking annoyed at this point when people start crowd surfing
>get idea
>work my way back a little bit from cuntwhore, one or two people between us
>every time a crowd surfer goes over me redirect them at this bitch
>metalhead after metalhead drops on her head and shoulders
>can see that she is getting overwhelmed by my barrage
>i see a stray elbow from one of my human projectiles catch her right in the face
>nose bloodied she starts crying and panicking trying to get out of the crowd
>this is too much for her
>victory is mine

mah niggah. I long for this too. Can't stand these annoying groupies thinking they are the center of attention we dont care about your ugly ass were all here to fucking headbang get over with it

love small roomed nightclubs you can just stand there with hands slightly extended and grope some ass and pussy.

I had the same thing happen to me at a Smashing Pumpkins concert. I pushed my way almost to front and center of the stage. Some 14 yr old in front of me giving me that same stink-eye. I wasn't doing anything to her. Everybody is packed in. I tried to move to the side without giving up ground but it wasn't happening. She calls over security guy. Security sees it's BS and offers to pull her out. She declines because she didn't want to lose her spot.

That's when I learn to take women's claims of sexual assault/groping with a grain of salt.

shoved finger in asses?

>GF pulled me off to free shit concert with bands i didnt know.
>after 2 bands
>i start to get handsy
>grab her hips, and tits
>tells me to stop
>i hold her waist for 10 minutes
>sneak my hand down to play with her
>she gets so wet its showing on her skirt.
>grabs my hair and says she wants to go home
>take a cab home
>she leaves a wet spot on the seat
>she ride me like never before
>and that's how we got into public sex.

Both genders

did you smell your fingers with the female experiences?

Was at a festival called Sonic Boom. Pretty close to the front while Breaking Benjamin was playing. Drunk as fuck with my wife. I would put my arm around her every now and then to make sure she wasn't getting pushed away. Had my arm around her for a few minutes and was kinda playing with the titty. Suddenly my arm gets grabbed and flung around. I'm instantly facing this 6'5 metal skin head. I had my arm around his girl. He get right and my face. I can smell the rotting turkey leg on his breath. He grins for ear to ear and hands me a beer. I am still alive.

Wore gloves. Did jerk off sniffing one of the gloves once.

>be me
>2008
>going to a ska-punk bands concert (gay as fuck I know)
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>am virgin guy
>arrive at venue
>walk into hall
>like 5 people there
>representing the people who like this band pretty accurately
>all guys
>stand around
>sudden influx of 100 QTs rush in with another 10-20 chads
>after marriage party
>wat.png
>4/5 original guys leave
>"ugh, I only want to mosh with intellectuals"
>me, white knite 400 pound beta are the only guys that remain on the floor
>all chads went to balcony to drink beers and chat
>FEELS GOOD MAN
cont.

fag

>lights dim
>chatting stops
>music comes on
>ofug.guf
>the force of 100 bitches flies into me
>get engulfed in the crowd
>get ground on from every angle
>DIAMONDS
>lights are off so the girls can't see me and think I'm a chad
>start to get all over me
>get pantsed
>with underwear
>girl sucks my dick
>starts dirty talking
>oh fuck yeah
>starts fucking me
>feel her up
>has soft af dress on
>fuck hard
>climax of the last song
>5th climax in this girl
>best night evarr
>band says goodnight
>encore
>fuck one last time
>lights come on
>GHASPS.mov
>intense yelling
>look down
>cum all over wedding dress
>wait wat
>wedding dress
>I just fucked the bride of the marriage afterparty
>me and her duck the fuck out
>tells me my dick was bigger than her husbands
>AWWW YEEAAAHH
>still my gf
>mfw she hasn't seen her actual husband in almost a decade
>mfw neither have I
>mfw I fuck a legally married woman every night
>mfw not a fag anymore
>fuck ska-punk, but gotta love their concerts

mfw

Kek

I usually bump a girl with a nice ass with my dick at a club or the train. Too easy.

no green story unfortunately, bt done it a bunch of times

the worst/best is when they have bf with them, most guys are really possessive in concerts so its kinda hard.. but these chicks are usually the ones who let you do the most, cuz they have their bf to protect them if they get too turned of by it all..

girls with big asses love their ass teased/caressed, so i usually look for them to get behind, but theyre usually the ones on guard too.

>the more crowded, the better the odds you end up pressed against something cute.

Exactly how gay do you have to be to attend a "The Cure" concert?
Your "GF's" dick was bigger than random faggot's, wasn't it?