So i got food poisoning from a burger yesterday. And I've been shitting my guts out all day today
Already drank carbonated shit, ginger ale, ate bread
Wtf do i do?
So i got food poisoning from a burger yesterday. And I've been shitting my guts out all day today
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Ride it out. Food poisoning generally lasts less than 12 hours, unless you get botulism.
>drank carbonated shit
Well there's your problem
This. Also pepto doesn't do shit and make sure you drink plenty of water.
Man the first time I got food poisoning was from KFC. Terrible experience, the next 24 hours were miserable. Throwing up and constant waves of intense nausea and pain. I couldn't even eat chicken for 6 months, the thought of it alone made me sick. I can eat chicken now but I haven't been to a KFC ever since that.
Lots of whiskey or eat lemons, or whiskey with lemons in it. By lots I mean at least a gallon. That should cure you right up
Tall women are shit, short women are where it's at.
Wait.
Fuck 15 white guys 2 Mexicans and 20 niggers you won't have food poisoning anymore
DRINK WATER, THEN MOVE TO THIN SOUP SEE IF YOU CAN STOMACH IT THEN SMOKE A BIG FAT BIFFTER AND WANK ALL DAY ALL NIGHT LONG DUDE YEEEEEH-AAAAAA
immodium and chill
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Smoke weed. I had salmonella once from soft boiled eggs (kinda worth it) and it helped with the dirrahea. I also have IBS and weed has saved my ass so many times.
Eat a good solid cereal to firm your shits up, like shredded wheat or oatmeal, with probiotic yogurt to restore gut flora balance
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Would shit like normal cereal work at all? And yall got it if you send good advice
that's what you get for pissing off the niggers at kfc
>normal cereal
As long as it's not some crappy vehicle for sugar. Corn flakes could do it, maybe even frosted flakes. What do ya got?
Have you tried jacking off?
Just did that, no change so far
Plain cheerios
That's plain enough. Don't eat too much as to make yourself puke
Cheerios are good.
I'd try a banana though. Maybe even eat one.
This. Stay hydrated the best you can which is extra funny considering you're sitting and puking your intestines out.
get gatorade or equivalent and ride i t out. What I was doing last time i got food poisoning was I'd drink the shit out of gatorade knowing it was gonna make me puke but hoping that enough would stay in me to help stay hydrated. seemed to work ok.
Soon as i get off the shitter and out of a shower I'll eat a bowl then
Ok I've got water now thanks
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Pokey bum wank? Only cure
Wish i could, lad but these are just things I've pulled off the web
I'm a bit spent atm, and i consider the ass an exit not an entrance
Last time I got food poisoning, I couldn't even drink water to keep me hydrated as I'd puke it out instantly.
Went to the hospital and all it took was an injection with water to keep me hydrated and instantly felt better.
What you do is give sauce on her.
Also, vomit a lot and drink after each hurling session. Worked for me.