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brian burke edition

>mighty cucks

brian burkes son is gay, so if you ever wondered who is pushing the pro gay agenda in the nhl now you know

>the city of literally every team that hasn't clinched yet

I'm seriously close to just hoping the Sens choke away the playoffs just so Melnyk doesn't get his playoff money. And so somebody finally fixes this shitty fucking team.

reviving an old meme
>TRANPA GAY LGBTNING

>the entire atlantic division

PULJU WITH DAT SHOT

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>implying the playoffs were ever in the budget

yea I haven't seen that in like five posts way to go you stupid canadian fuck stick

How about Quebecor buys the Snes and move them to Quebec City?

Would everyone be happy?

hand over the pacific division or the champagne papi will never perform in anaheim ever again

Real thread here

>Toronto already acting like they're good when they were less relevant than the Oilels the last decade.

Nigga you ain't good yet. Babcock has you guys playing better than you are.

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Did he just say Hugh Campbell- Pascal?

>t. manlet bay manlet

Laine is bad imo

ON TIME

Isn't it a good thing if that talentless auto tuning faggot doesn't play in your city ever again?

>canes fans act like they won the cup when they beat a blow jobs team that can't fucking score on thursday
>get blanked by DallASS today

what did they mean by this

DELET THIS

Need your >shorks pepes

leggo oilers leggo take down the rat king and his gang of finks

>not unironically sort of liking drake

hello lgbtning bandwagon jumper

>this much autismo

babcock is the reason we arent winning the division by like 15 points right now

>DUDE GRINDERS LMAO
>DUDE GIVE A GUY WITH 25 POINTS IN 80 GAMES TOP 6 MINUTES LMAO

I have no idea but maybe

>caRolINa Hockkei

>Pooalot

>doubting the GOAT

If you wanna go back to Carlel, Wilson, or Pete, be my guest m8.

this. bring back horachek when?

>mfw every canadian team loses in the first round

do you guys not think corey perry is the king of rat fucks with his fucky rattty fuck face fuck

>coaches good red wings team
>bails as soon as he sees it coming apart
>finishes dead last with shit leafs team
>struggling to make playoffs in the worst division despite having some of the best rookies the laffs have ever had

>mfw Corey Perry could have been traded for Mike Comrie but Kevin Lowe is a moron

Well at least it led to this team.

>please comment on corey perry being a mutant rodent emperor on ice

Give your head a shake idiot

don't put that spell on us man

I made my own

quads of ultimate truth

three canadian teams in the atlantic division cut, one canadian team has to make past the first round

>guys a neckbeard on Sup Forums knows more than the best coach in hockey

this, kevin lowe and macT are geniuses

i do

>toronto
>canadian

you dont know jack shit

Quads never lies
Quennville is better and I'm a Leafs fan. Don't be a homer.

does this not SCREAM canada, user?

sometimes I like to rip the smelliest most rank farts just to know I'm alive

>implying
id coach fucking circles around babcock

This. We should just give them to America for free

chicago fan?

Then why isn't coach team Canada, the GOAT team? Face it, you need a GOAT coach for GOAT team and that is GOATcock and not cuckville

>st laurent reffing
oh god why

Babcock winning pct: .567
Quennville winning pct: .557

Me: Winner
You: Loser

>blow the whistle for a penalty
>nah, we're not going to call anything actually

California refpuck strikes again

how'd you know?

Quennville could win with Team Canada, so could Jared Bednar... that roster is stacked coaching has no effect

How about you count cups?

i feel bad for stamkos, if he didnt fall for the "tampa is a contender" meme, he would be on a playoff team in an actual hockey town.

>mfw bettman tried his hardest to make LA win and they still lost

Who the fuck is the idiot making so many threads?

Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

why don't we count gold medals?

francois st laurent is reffing, he was the guy who ejected paul maurice and laughed about it

so, are you a jest or can'tpucks fan?

someone post the 2019 jest stanley cup winner pic

Team Canada literally has both Babs and Q behind the bench, plus Trotz.

It is literally the GOAT coaching staff of the modern era.

quenville is there, but GOATcock doesn't allow him to speak to the players

leafs

Am I the only person that loved this jersey?

Count them buddy, you'll feel pretty stupid when you do.

yes

Nah, plenty kids your age do

babcock is just there for the post game presser

trotz and quenneville, the guys who actually win games, are running the show

I own that Hemsky Jersey

probably. to be fair though, all oilers jerseys are hideous, so there is technically no bad choice there

kys

I'm 31, bitch
I also loved this jersey

>hemsky

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"how many levels of 90s are you on"

unironically better than their current ones

I forgot about this asshole.


Corey Perry BTFO

how many of these do you own, be honest

this desu
>orange
>ever

He was an elite scorer back then

none, but I do own pic related

big fish in a small pond effect, most people only regarded him as being elite at being injured

>sitting around waiting for the kings to lose

You couldn't be more pathetic

friggen eh boys

>thinking people pay attention the kongs anymore

this one is legitimately elite

thats actullay cool sorry for calling you an autist

I don't even know how many hundreds of times I yelled "SHOOT" at the TV when Hemsky had the puck.

Jared bednar also won the Calder cup against the best team in her AHL they swept them

>trotz
>winning
pick one and only one

>Go on huge point streak and beat several good times
>Lose to the Yotes and Stars and get swept by the Avs
>Will probably miss the playoffs by a point or 2
>All this again for the 9th time in a row
Enjoy the misery Quebec.

They're going to get eliminated before they even get a chance to lose again