brian burke edition
/hoc/
>mighty cucks
brian burkes son is gay, so if you ever wondered who is pushing the pro gay agenda in the nhl now you know
>the city of literally every team that hasn't clinched yet
I'm seriously close to just hoping the Sens choke away the playoffs just so Melnyk doesn't get his playoff money. And so somebody finally fixes this shitty fucking team.
reviving an old meme
>TRANPA GAY LGBTNING
>the entire atlantic division
PULJU WITH DAT SHOT
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>implying the playoffs were ever in the budget
yea I haven't seen that in like five posts way to go you stupid canadian fuck stick
How about Quebecor buys the Snes and move them to Quebec City?
Would everyone be happy?
hand over the pacific division or the champagne papi will never perform in anaheim ever again
Real thread here
>Toronto already acting like they're good when they were less relevant than the Oilels the last decade.
Nigga you ain't good yet. Babcock has you guys playing better than you are.
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Did he just say Hugh Campbell- Pascal?
>t. manlet bay manlet
Laine is bad imo
ON TIME
Isn't it a good thing if that talentless auto tuning faggot doesn't play in your city ever again?
>canes fans act like they won the cup when they beat a blow jobs team that can't fucking score on thursday
>get blanked by DallASS today
what did they mean by this
DELET THIS
Need your >shorks pepes
leggo oilers leggo take down the rat king and his gang of finks
>not unironically sort of liking drake
hello lgbtning bandwagon jumper
>this much autismo
babcock is the reason we arent winning the division by like 15 points right now
>DUDE GRINDERS LMAO
>DUDE GIVE A GUY WITH 25 POINTS IN 80 GAMES TOP 6 MINUTES LMAO
I have no idea but maybe
>caRolINa Hockkei
>Pooalot
>doubting the GOAT
If you wanna go back to Carlel, Wilson, or Pete, be my guest m8.
this. bring back horachek when?
>mfw every canadian team loses in the first round
do you guys not think corey perry is the king of rat fucks with his fucky rattty fuck face fuck
>coaches good red wings team
>bails as soon as he sees it coming apart
>finishes dead last with shit leafs team
>struggling to make playoffs in the worst division despite having some of the best rookies the laffs have ever had
>mfw Corey Perry could have been traded for Mike Comrie but Kevin Lowe is a moron
Well at least it led to this team.
>please comment on corey perry being a mutant rodent emperor on ice
Give your head a shake idiot
don't put that spell on us man
I made my own
quads of ultimate truth
three canadian teams in the atlantic division cut, one canadian team has to make past the first round
>guys a neckbeard on Sup Forums knows more than the best coach in hockey
this, kevin lowe and macT are geniuses
i do
>toronto
>canadian
you dont know jack shit
Quads never lies
Quennville is better and I'm a Leafs fan. Don't be a homer.
does this not SCREAM canada, user?
sometimes I like to rip the smelliest most rank farts just to know I'm alive
>implying
id coach fucking circles around babcock
This. We should just give them to America for free
chicago fan?
Then why isn't coach team Canada, the GOAT team? Face it, you need a GOAT coach for GOAT team and that is GOATcock and not cuckville
>st laurent reffing
oh god why
Babcock winning pct: .567
Quennville winning pct: .557
Me: Winner
You: Loser
>blow the whistle for a penalty
>nah, we're not going to call anything actually
California refpuck strikes again
how'd you know?
Quennville could win with Team Canada, so could Jared Bednar... that roster is stacked coaching has no effect
How about you count cups?
i feel bad for stamkos, if he didnt fall for the "tampa is a contender" meme, he would be on a playoff team in an actual hockey town.
>mfw bettman tried his hardest to make LA win and they still lost
Who the fuck is the idiot making so many threads?
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
why don't we count gold medals?
francois st laurent is reffing, he was the guy who ejected paul maurice and laughed about it
so, are you a jest or can'tpucks fan?
someone post the 2019 jest stanley cup winner pic
Team Canada literally has both Babs and Q behind the bench, plus Trotz.
It is literally the GOAT coaching staff of the modern era.
quenville is there, but GOATcock doesn't allow him to speak to the players
leafs
Am I the only person that loved this jersey?
Count them buddy, you'll feel pretty stupid when you do.
yes
Nah, plenty kids your age do
babcock is just there for the post game presser
trotz and quenneville, the guys who actually win games, are running the show
I own that Hemsky Jersey
probably. to be fair though, all oilers jerseys are hideous, so there is technically no bad choice there
kys
I'm 31, bitch
I also loved this jersey
>hemsky
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"how many levels of 90s are you on"
unironically better than their current ones
I forgot about this asshole.
Corey Perry BTFO
how many of these do you own, be honest
this desu
>orange
>ever
He was an elite scorer back then
none, but I do own pic related
big fish in a small pond effect, most people only regarded him as being elite at being injured
>sitting around waiting for the kings to lose
You couldn't be more pathetic
friggen eh boys
>thinking people pay attention the kongs anymore
this one is legitimately elite
thats actullay cool sorry for calling you an autist
I don't even know how many hundreds of times I yelled "SHOOT" at the TV when Hemsky had the puck.
Jared bednar also won the Calder cup against the best team in her AHL they swept them
>trotz
>winning
pick one and only one
>Go on huge point streak and beat several good times
>Lose to the Yotes and Stars and get swept by the Avs
>Will probably miss the playoffs by a point or 2
>All this again for the 9th time in a row
Enjoy the misery Quebec.
They're going to get eliminated before they even get a chance to lose again