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FUCK corbyn

came back JUST as the new was posted
brilliant

Upa RA

How's Fargo S3 turning out?

lauren 2bh lads

Business idea: Start a revolution in Horsham

DID YA SEE WOT I DONE
CAME IN A BLACK BENZ LEFT IN A WHITE ONE

>black """goals"""

Reminder that if you are not voting Tory you are probably a Paki.

is it wise to move out if you don't have a job?

someone stab me to death

Below average

we talked about what we were both going to have for dinner and took the piss out of some of the people we work with

Sinead lads

shit just like S2.

rorkes want to remove this

No

you're thinking of True Detective user

baited you into making a pointless post. haha

pleb, season 2 was superior

Goldberg and co. are absolutely hammering this Russia tripe into the media

walking is the ideal form of commuting wish I could walk everywhere

TD S2 was shit too.

Her eyes.

Why would you back a party that is clearly going to lose? I've been on twitter today and pretty much everyone is voting labour. Tories have no chance.

Weekend plans then lads?

hope drumphfhff gets impeached and theres a civil war

What network lad? Move to plusnet with a SIM only deal.

I'm paying £8.50 a month rolling contract for 3GB of 4G data, 1500 mins, unlimited texts. Just the other day they had a deal on for 5GB data, 500 mins and unlimited texts for a tenner a month.

FOY

i'm asexual, as in i'm a sexual person haha

what does your bellend smell like right now?

mine? faint skips smell.

bossman down the local kebabby has stated selling kapsalon. tried one on saturday when I was pissed and it was absolutely delish

thoughts on trimming arm and leg hair?

>Trump will never get elected
>Brexit won't pass
>Corbyn won't win
Do you lands wanna.be wrong again?

but Fargo S2 is certified kino

Fuck who ever posted a pic of their chinese earlier made me go and buy this shit

He's thinking of Broadchurch

something on friday nite
thats all

sorry but i can't help being a literal vegan bender whose body can't handle a kebab every now and then

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>Trump
>Russia
both goldberg controlled you stupid gimp

literally invented the 'bellend smells like skips' gimmicks

as in I was literally the first human being on earth to associate the smell of fresh bellsmeg with the odour of prawn cocktail skips

said no one ever

worst takeaway looking food ever bro i'm sorry

chips looks fucking rancid

the other way around

hahaha
absolutely bleating

those were 2016 phenomenons, and corbyn did indeed win in 2016

in 2017, there are no surprises. geert lost, le pen lost, corbyn will lose

Trim your vagina too wayhay

wrong

what sort of thing?

Day drink Saturday

Last game of the season is Sunday morning then day drink

lying is a sin

Need some music lads. Might do some Joanna Newsom. Any genres I should spotify? Or playlists or something?

Vodafone, literally had it since I was like year 8

definitely need to change and I will at somepoint but I just can't be arsed talking to call centre runt #45431561 who is going to beg me to stay

normal flat party
not looking forward to it

yeh so stop it

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i'm bein serious i'm really hairy and i know it turns people off

>i-it won't happen that was in 2016
Alri' May

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2017 is just another year in the great Tory Empire.

Have literally never had takeaway or fast food in my life except for fish and chips

I had McDonald's ONCE in Manchester at 3am after a gig because we were all of our tits on drugs and drink and needed food, so I don't count it.

had a few too many margeritas with the bf but gonna drive us home now ta ta x

burn your local down

that's a fucking travesty

listen to the first men at work album

cringe middle class white kid from surrey

skips aren't prawn cocktail . they have their own flavour

pleb
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sound kino

no friends no plans

Pics x

why does he wear the mask

what do you eat when you're pissed?

Might raise taxes on the rich to pay for the NHS.

Have literally never had takeaway or fast food except several times when i had fish and chips and once when I had a mcdonalds. except from that never.

ah ok

next weekend friend is coming down with a gram of mandy

this weekend probably just do nothing

upper-middle ofc but fuck surrey what u chatting

weirdo

torn between voting bnp and the communist party

why would you want to see that?

plan for the day
dab (done)
cigarette (done)
make breakfast (in progress)
pack some things
go to park
take 2 mg xanax
dab, listen to choons, and work on choons on fruity (mobile)

KP Snacks have had an exclusive deal with me to extract the unique aroma of my bellpiece since 1974 when they first launched Skips.

course a snack flavoured like an unwashed cockhead wouldn't sell very well so they labelled it prawn cocktail and haven't looked back since

have had many offers from the likes of walkers and seabrooks to take my talented anteater elsewhere but i've stayed loyal to KP, seen no reason to change when my manky helmet brings so much joy to hungry people each day

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Playing nier automata lads

*votes for you*

no they're prawn cocktail mate

how do we get the bank of england out of the hands of the rothschilds

ONE

2b more like 2bum

just bought marx's capital from a shop hahaha how ironic

usually make something when I get home

haven't been out for almost a month now
don't really care

so fucking bored

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

the powder doesn't look or taste anything like the stuff on walkers prawn cocktail ergo you're a lying sack of shit

Good lad

Gay

do you think ground beef with a hint of testicle would be a marketable product?

says prawn cocktail on the bag = prawn cocktail

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