Alright Sup Forums here is a story. read it if you want to. Just felt like I should tell someone

Alright Sup Forums here is a story. read it if you want to. Just felt like I should tell someone

>Be me
>be 10
>2003
>had the best grandfather of all time
>always wonder why he cries when seeing me
>he in his 70's still fit, been in two wars, ww2 and vitamin war
>when I was little the one thing I thought of him was
> fuckingbadass.jpg
>always looked up at him when I see him.
>he was my hero to me hell when I was in school I always write my report on my grandfather
>he always tells me this everytime "user, be you and never let anyone get you down no matter one. If they beat you down, get up and beat them back."
>at school my classmates always fight about "my dad can be up your dad."
>told them that my grandfather could beat their dads up
>classmates laughed at me
>told them that "Oh yeah? He has been in wars!"
>they stop laughing
>I fucking feel like a winner

that vitamin war was no joke.

that was one of the worst stories i have read neck yourself user

cont.

>later that day
>come home
>get raped in the ass by grandfather

dubs dont lie

is there more, or thats it?

same with mine but dday and is still alive

What are you talking about? His grandpa fought the nutrition Nazi's in the vitamin war and stopped their final solution to the juice problem. He's a god damn hero, user.

5 years later
>15
>2008
>my mom started dating again
>mom and dad weren't married
>dad was a chilled dude almost like a best friend
>mom she was almost like a 5/10
>mom been dating for a while as for me I didn't really care.
>mom and I never gotten along so she IS a fucking bitch wish that she died a long time ago
>I been staying at my grandmother's place
>a few months passed she found and she found a guy

and I will shit you not he nicked named himself after a farm animal so I will be using his name

>mom brings this guy to grandmother's place
>grandmother and I meet him and told us his name was Pig
>laughed ass off so much felt like I was going to have a heart attack
>all three just looked at me especially my mother
>"user!" my mom shouts at me but I didn't give any fuck
>5 hard minutes of keking my ass off
>got done laughing and takes a good look at him
>and I shit you not my mom was a fucking stupid
>he wears a short sleeve shirt from his wrist to up is sleeves covered in tattoos
>but face looks like a 7/10 would be a 9 if he cleans up his face and get a nice haircut
>my mom and grandmother go out for a bit

Nice.
Lost my shit to this, thanks user.

user do you think this is funny?
Pig and your mother are very fine people i hope you go downstairs and apologize to them right now

also do your homework

oh shit sorry i didnt see that

sorry user

>just me and this "guy"
>I asked "Got some tats?"
>of cause he said yes
>asked to see them
>he took his shirt off and by god his body was covered in tattoos fully front and back
>looked at all of them even found one with his stupid nickname
>MFW seeing it and laughing again
>body was half he did work out but looks like a piss poor job at it
>ask if he played any games "Yeah user I play NBA"
>ahshitalameass.png
>told him straight up that "NBA sucks." didn't give two shits about him or the fucking shitty NBA games
>Pig just looked at me as if something was wrong with me.
>I gave him the most shitty looking grin while all in my mind thinking "Yeah I said that come at me."
>can take him on even at the age of 15 he didn't want to tell the sorry how he gotten beat up by a fucking kid to his friends
>Pig thought he could get under my skin by saying "user your mom have a fat ass and I will be fucking it."
>told him "Cool story, its not like she haven't been fucked by other guys before." yup whatever he say I can double it
>mom and grandmother gotten back from the store asked us to help with the bags asked my

grandmother "Always buying a lot of food I see."

>grandmother laughed what I say she was also a cool grand parent.
>then Pig just stop help and sits in a chair. we all looked at him and said "Really?"
>mom got mad at BF
>grandmother just want to kick him out
>I called him a lazy ass.
>mom gets mad, grandmother nodded and agrees with me.
a few months later
>mom was out of town and was with her father
>she called and wishes to speak with me bet it was something that she would bitch about
>she told me "Um...your grandfather....he getting sick"
>MFW when hearing this
>all I said on the phone "No, no no no no! Fuck no!"
>she said that she'll have someone watch over him until she comes back to drive us to him

>face looks like 7/10 but could be 9

user do you want to fuck your mom's boyfriend?

>she comes in a few days later
>we packed and when I said we all four of us.
>me, mom, grandmother, and the pig.
>car was full could barely and it was a long drive
>about a day later we got there.
>it was night and fucking cold, shit my balls was freezing
>goes and see it was an apartment
>it was small and went upstairs and didn't even help to unpack all I did is went to his room and found him laying there.
>looking at him he was so thin and I mean very thin
>almost looked like he was dying from caners
>my mom told me that he was dying but it was something else she told me that he was dying from agent orange
>MFW even learned that from history class, they use it in the vitamin war
>nothing but tears from my eyes begging him not to die or give up, stay strong please. for him
>days turns to weeks and I stayed by him no matter what
>he needed help moving around so I helped him
>nurse come and check on him. she was a 7 but I didn't care.
>didn't want a woman or gf
>mom had to take him to the hospital and I went with her.
>mom and I didn't fight or anything
>we barely talk at all
>but my grandfather always did
>"user how school been?"
>answered "It as great just great. made a lot of friends too." I lied about making friends at school but fucking hell no one bullied me.
>"That's good user." he said. trying my best not to cry.
>every time I looked at him I just tear up.

>back at the apartment just hoping that he don't die and just get better
>shitty Pig tried to cheer me up and took me out to buy me a game
>for once he was not a dick
>two shitty weeks went by so fast
>still not to cry trying to stay strong for him
>then someone showed up. it was his son he

Anyone still listening to this faggot?

just here for the accounts of the vitamin wars

yea I am. So shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

>>nurse come and check on him. she was a 7 but I didn't care.
>>didn't want a woman or gf
How is this relevant to the story at all?

user stop ame fagging everyone can see it and it's embarrassing

Which vitamin war was he in, user? A, B, C, or D?

OP is probably 12 and wants to be in those youtube videos reading greentext posts

gotta rate them any chance u get

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Obviously C if he got the agent orange

agreed. He even rated his own mom. Thougt it kinda weird, but remembered where i was.

For this i'll just call him Big user
>Big user was really cool. and only that he was fucking tall and ripped about 7'10
>shit even Pig was shacking in his shoes and best part he was almost tat free.
>have a tattoo on his back with his wife's name and picture
>looked at Pig and said "You better step your game up Piggy"
>we mostly had a dudes night out and all I did was grinned at Pig and keep telling him to "Step. Your. Game. Up."
>Big user was really cool fuck he even gave me a hundred bucks and all I did is just keep that grin and looking at Pig's face
>holidays was almost over and I had to go back to school.
>didn't know what was worst. seeing him die slowly or leaving.

> we said our good byes Big user said with his father and all I did was cry in the car
>we went back and long the way Pig did a dick move
>"Sucks that he will be leaving while we are head back"
>I was right behind him and all I did was gripped his neck. I wanted to fucking kill him
>we pulled over and my mom and Pig was off to the side talking and hell she was pissed
>just anger and sadness.
>he knew not to fucking dare to say a damn word on the ride back
>just a long trip of silence
>we got home
>I just went to my room and cried
>knowing that your hero will die any day now
>I just want to give my life to him so he would live on and I would be the one to die

>when to school, tried to make some friends and try and not to think about it.

a month passed

>mom called
>I was the one to answered it
>"He...passed away."
>I didn't say anything to her.
>I just stand there in shocked crying
>my grandmother can hear me and all she did was gave me a hug.
>didn't go to school for a week
>Pig knew not to fuck with me.
>mom called and told me that they going to be burying him on his birth day

sorry...

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good point

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OP we can all see that this is bullshit just stop

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i kek'd

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The fact I acvtivated spiderman is enough for me!
Normie term: ROFL


Alt ending

>and then Pig caressed my butthole. No I screamed "My ANUS IS FOR GRANDPA."
>but I was too late, my punch sent Pig back in time and he fucked my grandma.
>Now Pig is my grandpa and he's sitting wrapped up in a towel, just staring at me
>Asks if I've ever had a Pig in a blanket
>mfw

From Georgia?

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>pig in a blanket

i luld.

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now thats some good shit

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thanks spidey

NOT VERY INTERESTING BUT WANT OPINION
>go in to Walgreen for snacks and drinks for late night Netflix binge
>some girl in there apparently likes me according to friend
>grab my stuff and went to cashier
>think it was this girl after the situation happened
>i'm not normally talkative in situations where i dont have to be
>just say hi and hoping to leave as soon as i can
>she tries to have long conversation with me
>forgot what she asks me but i just shrug my shoulders and say "i guess"
>she tells me "why are you so serious"
>tell her "idk just how i am"
>says some INSPIRATIONAL shit like "life is too short to be serious"
>grab my things and say "ill work on it" then leave

Kinda annoys me when other people tell me to stop being serious. I always hear this from my dad when he says shit like "you're nothing like me, I was much more outgoing and out there with people". What are your opinion on this Sup Forums? Should i start caring more about what random people think?

kek
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