Ask a Mormon anything

Ask a Mormon anything

how are you

Are all morons from Utah?

Working on getting your own planet?

Just bored, wishing I could smoke some weed. About to take some melatonin and call it a night.

you can't smonk?

My brother has some but he doesn't want to share

How can a conscious human get so mindfukt? Does science know about this extreme phenomenon and why isn't anyone studying it?

do you fuck your sister or mother or father?

I'm from Virginia

Father fucks me while I fuck my sister while she eats out my moms ass

Thank you for being Mormon.

I lived in Salt Lake for awhile. You fucks are weird, brainwashed retards.

Nice though.

Nope. Incest is a very grave sin.

Why do you fags try to keep it all a secret like masons fuck are you brainlets trying to hide?

>incest
>sin
Kek.....newfag

what a fag. did you know that this chick is Mormon too?

I wish all mormons were put into camp

unless it's Mormon prophet incest then it's mandatory.

Do you/ have you ever questioned the existence of God?

Tits or gtfo

They believe in Joseph Smith without a shadow of a doubt. What makes you think they'd question God?

are you dumb. that's pupinia

>Why do you fags try to keep it all a secret like masons fuck are you brainlets trying to hide?
Yeah what he said ^^^^

i don't know shit about being Mormon

How often to you jerk off to porn?

Every other day or every few days

I don't know why some Mormons try to keep their teachings secret, I have nothing to hide.

What's your relationship with the church? Are you someone who's grown up Mormon, or is it by choice? Or both?

If Jesus said he was the last profit and if any one else claims to be he is false. Then why would Joseph Smith claim that Jesus talked to him and made him a profit? Are Mormons just saying that Jesus changes his mind? That in itself takes away any credibility the Mormon religion has

My family isn't Mormon, I wasn't raised Mormon. I've read through the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants and I agree with the Mormon principles heartily enough to consider myself a Mormon.