You wake up and find that you're now 6'4, have a massive cock and balls, and have a body like pic related

>You wake up and find that you're now 6'4, have a massive cock and balls, and have a body like pic related

What do you do?

go on Sup Forums

I would probably go to a bar and pick up chicks or some shit

I would start crying because how ugly I look

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This is me already, only i'm a bit fatter.

Bear life

Go find a nice tight twink to plough in the ass

So this is you then?

Go on a fucking diet.

Disgusting. I'll KILL myself

Rule the Iron Throne

This is me.


I get more bitches than all you faggotpusses

Stop taking so much hgh

Diet. Fat fuck. And stop taking steroids.

I go to the club, and slap OP's gf on the ass.

I crush every hipster and millennial I can find.

This is the only correct answer

This
Not this

Jerk off and be happy

Buy fitting clothes

Go to the gym and have all guys miring while i'm lifting

So i shrunk 2 inches and got fat? Fml.

Jerk off and aim at my face before I cum, bug guy like me needs that protein.

I WOULD RAPE KEVIN SPACEY!

/thread

Go through life meaninglessly as usual. These are my actual body stats, shape, length and size. Women don't care that i could rape and kill them with one hand. What matters most os waist size.

samefag

put on my skippiest leather boy outfit and head down to the disco

Are you homo?

Do you purposely cultivate this type of physique to attract a certain other subset of homo?

Start a new life as a high priced male escort that rich 20 somethings can buy for a night to feel loved and protected by daddy, because their real parents focused on work instead of raising them.

You want me to answer 'ill finally ask my 1.5 yrs crush out' but bot today kiddo

Dress in full lumberjack clothing and chop down bitches and feed them my cum pancakes (cumcakes). Timber motherfuckers.

I'd be pretty mad that I lost an inch and got fat.

Thank God I'm white

this

Lmao if I looked like this fag id off my self

nice trips

I'd fuck a little baby!

cry and then kill myself

i'd play some Carmageddon 2 and eat chex mix

How do I get body like this, is it diet? Exercise? Both?

Eat way too much and lift heavy things. give it like 2 years and you'll be merrily bear mode.

go run free in my natural habitat with the other bears

Pretty much my goal to look like this. I've got the body type just need to bulk up.

lose some pounds

Fuck a petite white chick.

>squeeze in until I’m balls deep
>pump massive amounts of cum into her until her pussy can’t hold any more
>push in even harder til her pussy is airtight
>ejaculate even harder, so hard she feels every thrust of my powerful kagel muscles forcing cum into her pipes
>keep pumping cum into her until she’s so swollen it explosively gushes out when I finally pull out
>on to her ass
>try to jam my dick in
>no matter how hard I try it will not go in
>won’t be able to cum in her ass, on to plan b
>stick a short tube into her tight ass hole
>spread my ass cheeks and sit on the other end of the tube
>tube is now connecting her tiny ass hole to my giant ass hole
>blow out a massive and really long high pressure fart
>watch her belly distend as my voluminous fart fills her

I would start to seriously consider suicide until I came to the conclusion that this is a warped reality and I am living something like a dream in my coma induced brain.

So I wake up to find I've gained 45 pounds?

I suppose I'd wonder how I managed to eat that much cake last night.

Fuck your mother.

/thread

Find a battle axe.

go on a diet

Masturbate while crying and staring into a mirror.

Kek

porn

It's my dream
I would go in public transport and K.O. all the people who talk too loud, take 2 seats, are intentionally into other people's personal space, etc.
There is nothing worst on earth than coming back from a shitty day at work and having to deal with arrogant people in the bus.

Cardio

>that dude
>pick up chicks

>>You wake up and find that you're now 6'4, have a massive cock and balls, and have a body like pic related
>What do you do?

bu- but I'm a girl

what would you do with your new
bear body?

apologize to my wife for becoming a bear

>>tube is now connecting her tiny ass hole to my giant ass hole
>>blow out a massive and really long high pressure fart
>>watch her belly distend as my voluminous fart fills her

>jump off tube and listen to her whistle

/thread

>become a small building
>rent out my apartments cheap in a desirable location
>kick back, make my beard bigger so my garden is nice
>enjoy being a pillar of the community
>being a pillar is great, I support myself and everything around me
>desire more
>pump more iron
>become a skyscraper
>house more needy
>free heat and electric for all who reside in me
>lust for more is sated
>I am a great humanitarian
>I am a skyscraper

Fuck man. Nigga is massive. He doesn't have a six pack, Mother fucker has the keg.

I doubt he's very tall

get super depressed about all the weight I gained instantly

> Bam's detox worked out well

It's okay user.
>It's not your fault

I support this.

I'd lament my irreversible HGH gut and kill myself.

you will be a hero

I play with my peepee in public and see if anyone has the gull to confront me

>literally pick up chicks

Start my gay porn career

Walk up a flight of stairs and wheeze while trying to catch my breath, while my bear hungry twink followers worship my belly and lick the sweat off my nuts.

I hug sad people and use my overwhelming presence and masculinity to comfort them.

>wake up
>freak out
>Re-read all the labels on everything I ate/drank the day before
>GF will probably also freak out and run away
>then probably get arrested for impersonating a police officer maybe a murder charge as well when they can't find the old me