Official Arsenal vs Manchester City match thread 1

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ARSENE IN

Remember when De Bruyne was considered good? LMAO.

SAY IT WITH ME LADS

>poop

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I have money on claude actually doing a reeeeeeeeee today

>3 hours early
Fucking hell dutch cunt

I play for man city and I hate you

Arsenal are demoralized and Spicy is exhausted from playing like Messi in the int. break.

3-0 City

The Wenger Spiral continues its way down.

Why does mahrez hate vardy so much?

Because he steals attention from him.

What do >we want today lads? What's Sup Forums's best case scenario? Career ending injuries to spicy and turkroach? Hat tricks from both? Guardiola to elbow Wenger in the mandible? 5-0 City? An arsenal masterclass? Literally literal punches being thrown on ArsenalFanTV?

How do I maximize my meme intake??

6-3 City

An entertaining 3-3 thriller with City being up 3-2 by the 90th minute before some meme equalises for Arsenal.

Then we get to laugh at the obese algerian redditor and Arsenal fans because it secures Wonga's job.

Best case scenario is a crushing Arsenal victory.

>Wenger gets a new deal
>Pep gets exposed yet again

Everybody wins

Its embarrasing how much he doesnt pass to him though

>obese Algerian redditor
who?

Who's scoring the goals? Equally as important.

He's just another twat who's too stupid to realise that his selfishness hurts him more than it helps him.

He'll get exposed if he ever leaves.

otherwise known as the dutch shitty bandwagoner

Arselel need to win this meme match.

So we can laugh at arse for another year of wonga and then >POOP

Auger hatty

No, best case scenario is Arsenal losing 5-0 at home, I just want to see Wenger being humbled over and over, suffering the most devastating defeats you can imagine

But user, surely you don't want Wenger to leave?

I haven't been watching too much footy so correct me if im wrong but it seems to me that vardy has gone back on to the form he was last season whereas marhrez is still desperately trying to get back to same standard but not quite reaching it.

Man City winning is the best case scenario, because if they do and then beat Chelsea in a few days then it means that now we've got a 3-way title race.

Hello is this Swansea - Boro thread?

Neither of them are back to what they were last year, but they probably never will be.

wenger is obviously staying. he'll probably announce it today if pep gets exposed. he won't though and it will be another heavy defeat.

;_;

Come on, Wenger of all people doesn't have what it takes to expose Pep.

Tactically outdated 20 years and can't coach a solid defense for shit.

>3 hours early
This. Fucking embarrassing starting a match thread 3 hours early, just so you can be the one to do it.

Arsenal fan here

I want to lose, but somehow scrap top 4 through no skill on our part, so wenger goes

big ask like but I can dream

prematch slags anyone?

I don't see a way for you to finish top 4 and be rid of Wenger.

The europa league could be the best thing to ever happen to Arsenal.

What makes a slag a pre-match slag or a half-time slag?

Is there a difference?

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This. Plus it's something they could genuinely win with enough luck.

Wenger IN

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>Wonga vs Poop
Hack vs hack.
Who will fuck up more?

There's really no losing today. It's bound to be fucking kekworthy.

4-0 to Arsenal and Wenger signs a new contract/

stupid sexy pardew

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head says a draw

heart says someone wins by 3 or more

prematch is sleg
half time is slag
postmatch is slog

i want big away win

poop just said top 4 in england is like a trophy in other leagues, so wonga missing out on the top 4 trophy would be meme enough for me

he'll stride onto the pitch at the final whistle and sign the contract on the centre spot.

or just announce in the post match presser that he signed it 2 months ago

>over 3.5 goals

discuss

His power comes from how orange his hair is.

this is where he learned his victory dance

Not happening

As long as ArsenalFanTV, and /arse/ exists, arsenal to lose

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>firmino

Literal punches being thrown on arsenal fan tv is just a matter of robbie not cutting out ty getting punched every minute

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get your predictions in lads

7-4 to city, both teams cant fucking defend. Would that make it the highest scoring match in prem. history?

2-2

Chamack and Steven ireland with the goals

3-1 ta shitty

>Chamack and Steven ireland

what

5-1 first half. 10-2 full time.

>shitty

i resent that

Who cares about the result. As long as the arsenal fan TV is good lad

3-2 arse

Kek

go call someone about it nonce

Last 2 digits is scoreline

>Score seven goals
>Still lose

Aeselel

i really want this

You used to call me on my

Wouldn't be surprised if Arsenal actually step up for this one

Got a speech tomorrow guys, been working on it for five hours now because I'm a procrastinating bastard. What are we eating?

what do people eat in lebanon

just start it off with

اهلا وسهلا يا شرموطا

alexis

City to win 5-1, maybe 5-2

>Turkey now have the German and Swiss governments investigating them for espionage

cous cous nonce

don't start with me robbeh

>10 games until you no longer have to suffer watching arselel because alexis will have left for a big team

innit

I don't see poop signing alexis a second time, once was probably too much for him

He is going to Bayern

Ospina, Bellerin, Mustafi, Koscielny, Monreal, Xhaka, Coquelin, Walcott, Ozil, Alexis, Welbeck

>Xhaka, Coquelin

RIP

Mercenaries FC:

Bald But Not Pep
Red Card Merchant
Barney Rubble
Epic Beard Man
Ex-Gooner
Sevilla Flop
Ginger
Hobbit
Pacey Black Lad
Pacey Black Lad 2
Hobbit 2

>Maffeo and Gunn in City's weakest positions

we are doing it lads

0-0

>sterlel in the middle
>no midffield
>jesus navas

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>that City team

WHAT THE FUCK

I just dived into a plate of Kibbeh & Yogurt with cucumbers and mint leaves. Shit was devine

my man

>a goalkeeper at both ends

pep's tactical genius right here.

Hahaha holy shit. Why no midfield?

>have an actual midfielder
>stick him at RB

lmao poop does it again

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Why is Gundogan on the wing?

Surely it's Fernandinho in the middle and Navas at RB? That's the only way to make sense of that XI.

sterling's best season was in the middle

>navas
>rb