How do I kill myself? I'm a NEET with no money

how do I kill myself? I'm a NEET with no money

Cut along the wrist, and not across.
Most painless way to die.

wtf is a NEET?

Most painless way to die? Lmao are you serious? Pretty sure noose + decent drop = most painless and instantaneous death.

Try raiding a drug/prostitute den of its money.
Repeat with others if you survive.

does that actually work?

friendless loser with no job or school

Where do you live? I'm looking for a new pet.

I want to die not be your gay pet

join the army, maybe you die, maybe you dont
and if you dont, now you have money

...

Besides the cuts you inflict it kind of is, as you lose blood you lose consciousness and therefore won't experience the final moments of actually dying like gasping for breath.

>guis where do i find a tall building?

no shit you're not in education

you know how to kill yourself. you know you could be dead within an hour at most if you really want to.
you just want to talk about it until you don't feel the need to do it anymore.
that's what suicide hotlines and shrinks are for.

This user speaks truth, now kill your thread nerd

Jump of a 30 story building

I could buy a rope and hang myself
I could slice my arteries
I could order fentanyl from a dnm and die in 10 seconds

it's not good enough

how would I get on the roof without the keys

break in you moron, you think the police are gonna get there before you find the roof?
i mean, they might be, because you're too stupid to have thought of this already

there's bound to be a locked door where my weak neet body cant break through

If I were you. I'd probably do something bizarre to end up in the news or broadsheet headlines.

guess you're doomed to living then, tough shit

1. Call the cops about a guy with a knife threatening to kill himself.

2. Take your knife.

3. Go out to the street.

4. Threaten to kill yourself.

The police will do it for you. They're such good public servants.