Neighbors gave me the keys to their house while on vacation. Just. Can't. Resist

Neighbors gave me the keys to their house while on vacation. Just. Can't. Resist.

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search for dildos and stuff

Nice, Some Bras, there?

Copy the key, search on their computer and look for usb-sticks.

Pic of neighbor? Around house maybe?

OP, you are german, right? I think i know that shirt. Why are they leaving with dirty laundry, all over.

Wear as many articles of their clothing as possible and take dozens of selfies. Send them the pictures as texts one after another. Post results.

Your single have no authority here.

OP we wanna see pics of you wearing every single shirt in that closet.

OP is gone, i guess.

Can't tell if
>*you're
or
>*singles

Dubs of truth. What a waste of potential.

Must be that post-orgasm regret.

Oh yeah. You never know, who is surfing /b, expect the unexpected.

Look for cameras man, I know a guy that got in serious shit for stealing/ being a creep cause he didn't know he was being filmed.

FUKKEN MOAR

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Disappointing shit-thread is disappointing. Was hoping for life-wrecking shenanigans.