So, I tried the "helium method" to kill myself and that shit doesnt work. I just sat there like a idiot with a plastic bag over my head and nothing happend. AMA
So, I tried the "helium method" to kill myself and that shit doesnt work...
Grayson Ortiz
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Evan Sanders
are you dead
Jason Myers
What did your girlfriend think?
Jeremiah Cox
its a sign. go and do something that will make your life better.
Jaxon Gray
What kinda threads you make?
Tyler Ward
IF you pumped helium up your ass and farted, would it be high pitched?
Post results.
Lucas Carter
bump for interest
Aiden Powell
I bet your voice sounds funny right now.
Bentley Evans
Dubs of scientific curiousity...
Julian Gonzalez
Oh good lord, you're an undead zombie!
Bentley Long
Unfortunately not
Hunter Mitchell
/thread
Blake Robinson
She left me 2 weeks ago
Jack Allen
Shut the fuck up
Isaac Moore
No
Colton Williams
implying you had source of oxygen to live. cunt, did you check the label? was it 100% helium?
Jace Peterson
they specifically add oxygen to most helium tanks now to keep retards like you from an heroing on their product
do research before you try this shit
Jaxson Mitchell
Thats not the main reason
Mason Murphy
It means you were already dead. Now you're here........ forever.........with me!
AHAHAHA!
Josiah Lewis
this
Camden Allen
ofc it wasn't, 100 isn't readily available to plebs
Adam Perez
She probably knew you were gonna try to an hero and cut her losses. Good for her.
James Lee
So what is it then.
James Ortiz
I fucking did research, the supplier told me theres is no oxygen in this tank
Daniel Walker
Caleb Miller
OP you haven't made phone pranks? Get more fun.
Tyler Cooper
How do you fuck that up then like just fucking breath nigger.
Eli Bell
helium was somehow leaking from the bag because he's an autist
Anthony Smith
Have you considered the possibility that you're a clown and can naturally breath helium?
James Bennett
Why would the supplier tell you the truth? There is no reason someone would ask "is there oxygen added to this?" other than using the product to off yourself. So the supplier could conceivably be on the hook for knowingly selling you your suicide method, I personally wouldn't want that liability.
Isaiah Kelly
You are a fucking idiot you inbred if you were only breathing helium you would have died because there was no OXYGEN. Just shoot yourself should be easy enough for you.
Michael Reyes
Im not an Amerifag
Nolan Butler
You see, George, you've been given a second chance.
Now what are you going to do with it?
Dylan Bell
Probably try a different method to off myself
Jason Barnes
FUCK YOU, OP! THE POWER OF KEK SAVED YOU! LOOK AT THE TIME OF POST!
GET ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND.THANK HIM FOR YOUR LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!
Cooper Morris
Jump off a building then?
Dylan Foster
Sorry to hear it mickey mouse.
Hudson Sanchez
...
Jonathan Allen
That would make me want to lill myself too.
Henry Hernandez
using comic sans results in fatalities in almost 1/55 people, I guess this would be the leading cause of dead in the US