Meanwhile on the Ishimura

Meanwhile on the Ishimura...

>ENTERING ZERO GRAVITY

How u fly? Am not good pulot!

Uh, I think there's something in the vents, guys.

*ship gets torn apart by the lack of anti-aliasing*

*Issac playing fetch with a swarmer* Heheh, good boy! Go get the severed finger boy, go get it!
"ISSAC DID YOU SEND THE TRANSMISSION YET"
"OH MY GOD I'M GOING, JEEEEEEZ"

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And even if you do, you'd better have a friend to play with and enough time to play the entire campaign twice or you'll miss a huge chunk of the story.

EERRRAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Iassac, i'm a stupid piece of shit and won't help you at all, so after you've finished the chores and cleaned my room so i can sleep you can like get rid of all monsters on here singlehandedly.
*I want my room spotless.

Oi ded boi?
You want sum fuk?

Issac: *Silently does as he is told like a good little Crusader against the space-plague*

I gotta replay this.

*Issac, can you tell me the reason why you would chose the replay option? I mean you get to keep all your stuff, but there's really no reason to use any weapon besides the pistol through the entire game, but if you replay it it gets much easer? Issac? What's the point of this?

There is always time for PENG

Fucking love this game so much, first movie was cool too

Always

Unitology is a religion of peace

what game is this, i think i had it but i dont remember the name lol

It's Nigger Quest 7: The Adventures of Shaq and Obama

Space dead

star wars

Sup niggas.