Where do you think you're going kid?

Where do you think you're going kid?

Hello there im john

over there

I'd let them rape me.

...

I-I'm just going to m-my locker

Would impregnate both of them.

10/10 would let them do anything to me

*teleports behind u* I go where I please.... *unzips katana*

what Anime is this?

Getting raped by anime girls is my dream.

Do you have the homework for Period 2 Math? I need to get an A or my mom is gonna take away my Xbox!

I'm going home but to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

*doesnt say anything*
*Slides her panties to the side and starts sucking her clit, shoving my tounge down her vagina so deep that whoever pulls it out is crowned king Arthur*

Idk, thats what id do

i'm going to the restroom but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.

I've never understood this shit thread...
>kick blonde's leg up into the air
>she eats shit
>cunt punch the other bitch
>be on about your day
Did I win?

Who let the edgelord in?

what anime is this???

newfag

faggot... it only shows me other treads like this it doesn't show me links to the anime. FAGGOT...

Respond is every word they speak with nigger. Eventually they give up in confusion

Oh, what is this I see? Two sluts trying to stop me on my conquest to hang and gas your people for the sake of restoring the former glory of the Reich? Why, I oughta have you tied up and forced to watch me as I slowly execute your friends and family in front of you.

Move it or lose it.

Y-you're not going to make me "ESS ESS" with you again are you?

darude sandstorm

Allahu akbar!
*BOOM*

I need to get to the train!