User

user,
what are your life goals ?

Not much beyond survival, maybe reproducing if I meet the right girl or I have an accident.

Basic stuff like a good job, a wife and kids. I mean what else does a man need.

To get sauce.

got no goals so no fucking idea

Be happy and make people I care about happy. I have list of really specific goals as well just to see if I can as well.

To die as soon as possible by any means necessary

To stop being so alone

PhD motherfucker and to lose my virginity at some point
>tfw I'm being way too open

To find out why the threads that ask about life have the hottest porn gifs and webms

pic related

OP's is obviously trying to push your mind to saying that the bedt goal in life is getting pussy. He probably recently lost his virginity and is in 7th heaven.

losing your vcard isn't even that great, I don't get the obsession with it
get check

It's more for the sake of getting it off the table. Girls like guys with experience and hey, now you say you got some experience.

>tfw when someone links the thread you're already in.

To cut down on fapping, but I know it's not going to happen, especially with the joy of creating webms.

I'd like to become a naval officer when I grow up. Also, aquire da pussy.

No ketchup

It's nofap November, nigga. What are you doing?

Tolerate life until my parents die, then blow my brains out.

God damn I hate Mike Adriano's vids. He's made like a million of them, and they're literally all the same. Same position, style of fucking, camera angle, lighting, location, filter, etc.

Courtesy is an admirable quality, at least you have that.

world domination

that's a good opinion man thx for that

Save up 10k a year for 5 years, same as my friend, and put our money together to buy a yacht and take a few years off and sail around the world

>navy
>pussy
choose one
>it's not gay, if underway

This. I didn't even know it was until the third but just by random chance I haven't fapped since late October so I figure I'd give it another try this year..... considering also edging until December 1st but that seems ridiculous.

Live for at least 10 000 years.

Get some pussy before i go to basic in 7 months

lost on the 3rd day :(

Getting a fitter body, get laid, find a good job and make some more friends

I also failed it a lot of times in the past. Just figured out a little trick(doctors hate me). Whenever you feel the urge to fap just repeat to yourself "you're not allowed to satisfy yourself" in these exact words, until the urge goes away. I now scroll through Sup Forums seeing all this porn, and I literally can't give less fuck about it.

Get off the pills and lean. Try bettering myself for my son's sake. I love him but I fucking suck at life and it's not fair to him.

i wanna fuck chick like OP

Just off yourself. It'll be better for both of you.

Kill myself b4 I look old cause ever1 hates old wahmen

OMG a Sup Forumstard with a child. I'm always so scared for the child's future knowing a Sup Forumstard is raising him. I mean sure we're not all autistic assburgers, but some of us are.

One advice I can give you is that you think it's about you. You need to better yourself for your child's sake, and I believe that's a wrong mindset. There is too much you, you, you. What do you think the child wants? What do you think the child needs?

I have thought alot about it. In all honesty you have a vaild point.

are you psychiatrist dude?

He had dubs. Kill yourself! It's not like the kid will give a shit that his deadbeat dad took himself out and made the world better for him.

You cant even post a proper pepe
You are such a disgrace

make a 6 figure wage, own a porshe, have a gold digger wife and have one kid, a girl who will go through private school.

What is a wahmen ?

describe your life user

find a qt girl whos fetish is to make me have prostate orgams

Does it matter?

Yeah, good luck with that! Fucking kek.

with her feminine penis?

He needs

Don't kill yourself

Some milk.

Pay off my house
Release an album that doesn't suck
Find true love or whatever

sure

i would really like to be less lonely and have some physical contact

>Release an album that doesn't suck

What, are you some kind of nigger?

Why?

If I was, I wouldn't care about quality

A rap suck nigger ?

dubs dont lie

For all we know, you could be some hybrid nigger.

Get in line faggot.

why what? those things are both incredibly important for mental health

Perhaps if you would stop fetishizing 2d girls you would find some 3d ones

It's true, if you need buy a whore

Hip hop and rap are trash. What now?

>some physical contact

I want to fuck Emma Watson in front of her cute little brother

Then I'd fuck him while she pees in his face and calls him a little faggot. And he has to wear his sister's Hogwarts uniform and I'd call him Hermione while I fucked him. So that's not even gay is it.

I'd also like to tie him in a chair and torture his penis for hours while his sister makes out with him. No homo.

To own and build a 10 or more story building, completely designed by myself

you are good man

great stuff

Holy fuck, user...never knew she had a brother.

I'd quite like to sexually humiliate my sister

>No homo

we have got an architect?

Turn photography into my full time living
Travel more
Fall in love
Own my own home

Working towards the first two, haven't planned the last two yet

no homo but he's the only guy I'd do gay stuff with

show her pic

>user,
>what are your life goals ?
To live with the love of my life

I wish just glamorize the idea of architecture wishing I was smart enough to understand civil engineering

i don't even watch anime, i just think they make good reaction images

i want it to be with a woman who actually wants it

That's pretty good user. Looks like something from LOTR.

Your photography is sub-par at best. Get better and you could make a go of this

physical contact has great mental health benefits, look it up

I want to do a really big shit

like, a MASSIVE one

>architecture wishing I was smart enough to understand civil engineering
They're not really one and the same

Then why fuck aren't you dead faggot? That is such an easy goal but you still can't do it. Fucking pathetic, kill yourself.

But...Yes they are you fucking moron! I'm not an architect, but I'm fairly certain I could build a 10 story building with a degree in civil engineering.

...

>they’re not really one and the same
Yes but it would good to know both

whore is not the option?

Probably won't. Just stuck in vicious cycle of self loathing and drugs to mask the problems I create for myself.

i think it's kind of meaningless if you have to pay someone to do it

i also think i would be very uncomfortable in that situation and wouldn't enjoy it in any way

Just fucking off yourself, douchebag. Nobody will fucking miss your pathetic ass. You're worse than the niggers with your "I'm a victim of my own creation" bullshit and all of your self loathing. Grow the fuck up, faggot.

i like the parts where the dick goes from the girls ass to the other girls mouth. dirty girls!

agree with you

....Holy shit, user. You need any help?

Go fuck yourself.

Lifes is honestly not that bad! Decent paying job. Decent car. Kinda ok house. Just a shitty person who needs to grow up for the betterment of my son. Getting off the drugs is hard, being a functioning addict hard. Feel free to laugh anons, lol.

>i think it's kind of meaningless if you have to pay someone to do it
Technically not. Your body would still release oxytocin and other feelgood chems.

pleasing the black bulls