Heading out on my first date since the divorce. How do I look?

Heading out on my first date since the divorce. How do I look?

Did a steam roller run over your feet?

You look like this is your first date since the divorce.

Can see why you're divorced

Shit, did you forget to do laundry?

Remember, stay safe, OP.

Lose the jacket, put on regular formal shoes and lose the glasses. Even if you can't see that well. Lose them. And for heaven's sakes, shave off that cringy beard. It makes you look like a middle aged tool.

wow pretty bad dude... good luck with that.

lose the jacket and the tie

jacket too big/ill fit - buy plain black/grey
pants too big - buy shorter/slimmer
beard weird - ditch it
tie from hell - wear plain, dark
shirt - might be ok, hard to tell, doesn't match the rest of the outfit.
shoes... look like licorice. Get some normal chelsea boots.

Who taught you how to dress?

Who wears a jacket and a tie on a first date?
And those shoes need to go in the garbage.

Get the jeans altered and roll them up a little. Get more classic shipped like a wingtip or plain toe blucher. Lose the tie.

shipped>shoes

Tell her that its your first date since divorce and ask her if she would mind giving you some criticism on you attire or on your mannerisms. Tell her that you would appreciate it even if there is not a second date. Don't assume that you are going to hit it out of the park the first date. Be nice but not a pushover or a "mlady" guy.

Oversized clothing in expectation of becoming (even more of) a lardass, the true american fit. Go get em boy.

male genetics

>All of these newfags actually have never seen this pic before

Bro, you are totally missmatched

Way over dressed, lose the tie

Too stripey up top. Only leave the bottom button undone. Obviously your lower half is an abomination.

God I hope this is a joke. If not please note the following:
Patterned coat, patterned tie, patterned shirt is a no-go, at least 1 must be solid color.
Tie knot too big
Pants too long for a coat and tie combo
Tuck the shirt in.
Button 2 o more buttons on coat when standing
Lose jacket entirely and go with solid color tie
Do not pigeon toe
Pants probably too long even when sitting
Is that a VHS tape behind you? Explains a lot about the lapel on that jacket.
If you're not into country music take off everything and start over.

Dude the top is overkill, nice dress shirt would do, and lose the fucked up shoes and you'll be fine.

Holy fuck, what a mess. Mate, basics. Buy a fitted Blazer. It's too fucking big. And never, never wear stripes against stripes you dink.

Get some fitted pants. Fuck. Also jeans don't go with a blazer. You nigger

The tie could go. Depending on how she will be dressed or where you are going.

Yes they do.

You look door bro. Tell her you're dressing down because of white privilege.

I would go with a solid shirt with that jacket.

Petite feet, feminine step, sounds like a laaady when he walks in to the room

Bro fantastic... they love that shit... keep it up

The top button of the jacket should also not be buttoned but that's least if your problems. Also, I know this is troll thread

You look okay but straighten up your posture a little and remember to smile.

kek

Your trying, thats something. I hear girls really like fixer uppers

>Also jeans d

Tip: Solid Black Designer Jeans.

>I hear girls really like fixer uppers

Girls totally love a guy they think than can spit shine. But not interested in a dumpster fire.