ITT: The Movie Game

ITT: The Movie Game

Vaguely describe a movie using greentext, and other anons will try to guess it.

Last thread reaching limit.

>"imma take your picture"
>ouchie
>sleeps
>is now cool guy
>gets all the pooz
>only wants one pooz
>turns down pooz in the end

American Beauty

No, It's Spider-Man (the first from 2002).

I'm gonna copy paste some of my tougher ones that never got solved from the last thread.

You're not supposed to give it away until someone guesses correctly.

>be me
>got the glow
>fight a shogun
>he’s the prettiest
>get virginity taken by IRL basehead

don't give it away after just one guess

>2 guys make silly movies
>"titties"
>"respect the research"

I'll do what I want and you will both shut the fuck up.

sounds good

faget

>Dude gets drawn in Porn Business because he wants to fuck his Neighbour who is a Porn Actress.
>Makes a Sex Ed Vid in the End

shit I know that one...its on Netflix. it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. can't think of the name

girl next door?

The Girl Next Door

>beta males
>two friends
>third kid that just hangs around
>third kid has fucking adventure with magic adults
>two main kids struggle to get to place
>all three get there
>none get what they desired
>notsofast.jpg
>"hey, what are you doing here?"
>they part ways

Yup

Superbad?

Superbad?

YES!

>be me
>live in swamp
>someday some cunt sends migrants to my swamp
>go on adventure to drain swamp

Mike Myers

I love that movie

>no good at hockey
>gotta save grandma
>fight game show host

A tough one from last thread:

>Annoying teenage faggot meets uncle who acts like typical Jew
>Uncle does standard Kike stuff: hoarding money, selling people into slavery
>Teenage faggot befriends murderer
>They gang up to bust Kike uncle for acting like a Jew
>Shitty Scottish accents

More hints
>Rebel has the same name as a king
>Teenage faggot avoids slavery in Carolinas by shooting pirates

Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore

>be me
>immigrants come flowing into my land
>take initiative to get filth off of his land
And this is the story about how my second favorite president ran for office, and also the story of Shrek.

>And this is the story about how my second favorite president ran for office
WINRAR

>failed inventor joins the circus
>hitler-esque antagonist plans to wipe out inventors kind
>a makeshift robot defeats him

>run shitty tv channel with low budget shut from porn to violence
>hallucinate
>faggot shoves his vhs tape into me

Also from last thread; unsolved

>Young, innocent looking girl kills the first person she meets, then teams with three strangers to kill again

>friends
>friends like heroine
>baby dies
>friends get off heroine
>in the end, no one knows who fathered the baby

>Soldier comes Home
>Hometown fucked up
>gets elected as Sheriff
>Punch Bad Guys with a fucking Log

Chappie?

I robot

Wayne's World 2?

Nope, haven't seen it

Heroine (female hero) or heroin (drug)?

trainspotting?

Walking Tall

For real though you described American Beauty without even realising it, because you've never seen it, because you watch comic book movies.

Fuck, I meant heroin.

Trainspotting obvs

Walking Tall

beat me to it

Nope, no niggers

trips checked my dude

My guess as well

Winrar

Wizard of Oz
old meme

Yes.

I have seen American Beauty, I just meant Spider-Man.

And Spider-Man 1 and 2 were good movies, good fuck yourself.

walking tall?

another hint:
>the inventor is in love with a princess

holy fuck, who let Pajeet out?

>Rubber fish
>People die
>The End


Yes. I'm amazed no one got that in the last thread, actually.

>cant get boner
>gets boner in the end

jaws

He's right, tho. Toby McGuire's spider man movies are pretty kino

>a bunch of construction workers get fired for fucking around on the job, steal a treasure map from their boss, recruit a child to join them in their international crime spree
>get stinking rich

Steamboy

Yes.

Don Jon?

>the devil out smarts the cops and walks out of the station having gotten away with murder.

>be me
>be invisible
>make gay guys reputation better
>get burned at the stake for it
>repeat for all the losers
>get fucking shredded up by christians
>admit it was all a lie
>ride off into sunset on lawnmower

The Usual Suspects

Yeh.

Usual Suspects, duh

No, I guess my hints were too vague. Here's another: all of the protagonists could be squashed by a leaf.

> two black guys
> crazy shit happens

You got it

>killing Nazis

white chicks

Inglorious Basterds

Friday.

>Hayseed loser keeps bothering me.
>I bang his sister.
>mfw

a bugs life

>weird guy leaves home, becomes a hairstylist in American suburb
>haunted by his past, mistrusted by some
>fights a Chad to get the girl

hardmode: name both movies this describes

>My Bra gives me Superpowers
>Bad Guy fucks his Sister
>Sisters undies gives her Superpowers as well.

Winner

Easy A?

dont mess with the zohan?

one of these is Zohan

You dont mess with Zohan.
No Clue what the other is

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

edward sissorhands?

yes

Edward Scissorhands

well done lads

Nope

Videodrome

>home alone
>somehow dads car ends up in the pool
>get into college because the interviewer likes hookers

> be a poor loser
> hot girl moves in as neighbour
> she is now princess
> she dies
> sister is the new princess

>loser wants to get the girl
>JUST FUCK MY SOUL UP
>loser tries to get the girl
>loser doesn't get the girl
>loser saves his soul
>loser gets a different girl

Project X?

ferris bueller's day off?

Nope.

Shrek

>Big boats
>aliens come with bigger boats to destroy earth
>aliens destroy several big boats
>Big boats make a comeback with an old big boat and destroy alien big boats