Be Me:
29 year old happily married dude.
Wife and I have a great marriage, almost no issues other than normal life shit. Honestly can’t complain.
18 year old intern has been flirting with me at my job for weeks.
I can’t stop fapping to her.
I’m 99% I could fuck her.
I love my wife but other girl is in my thoughts all the time.
What do?
Pic semi related.
cheat on your wife or trick her into a three way
Dont do it OP. You wouldnt want it happening to you. I would kill to even have just one relationship, let alone a wife that i love and is my friend
If you value your relationship with your wife I would say ya not worth the risk
Happens all the time dude.
Best people, happiest people, realise that you can't have everything you want in life and just let it go.
It will inevitably fuck with your marriage if you go for it user, but if you ignore it you'll have some *hard* moments, but within a year it will be a distant memory and you'll be much better off for having resisted.
And basically hope that your wife is as resilient as you are. Most happy marriages that last do so for that reason: two people who can resist the inevitable outside temptations.
threesome
so let's say you fuck her, what then? you'll feel quilty, it might kill your relationship and for what, a nice fuck? try to rekindle the sex life between you and your wife, try something now, move past that intern girl, not past your wife
Fuck the intern.
this
i wish those trips hadn't been tainted by those typos my sperg brain produced
you're looking for permission to do something you know is wrong
The fuck happened to you guys? We should be convincing him to do it and post pics.
We are the moral center. Most of us would kill for a wife. Have u forgoten ur feels nigga
The #1 reason to watch Fuller House.
Trips speak the truth.
Fucking is nice and all, but it's not in any way worth a deeper, marriage-worthy connection. And you get to fuck your wife. Might feel a little routine at times, but that's all the more reason to spice it up, not fuck someone else.
You're only proving your newness with posts like this.
Sup Forums has literally always given advice like this in such situations. Some guys saying do it, others saying don't. Same with suicidal anons and the like. Unanimous decisions are only really made around incest and animal abuse, and even then that's not always the case.
You bought the cow, no more free milk OP.
just keep jacking off, you probably have nothing in common besides genitals
Your wife's cheated on you a few times by now, might as well return the favor
Don't do it. Let the slut fuck someone else life.
Go home and bang the wife.
Pic: semi related to intern temptation hehe
you can fuck around on your wife if you can do two things.
keep the girlfriend from becoming attached or controlling
and never tell your wife.
dont change your behavior. just fuck her like you went to the store.
do it faggot
Put your marriage aside a second.
Don't be the guy fucking interns. It will destroy whatever shitty career you have
I would push all the way in as i climax. U should not. Maybe try nurturing the relationship u already have
Dont do it OP.
As soon as you bust a nut she is gonna be a vapid and boring millennial turd.
Your wife loves you. Don't be a piece of shit.
Inb4 moralfag I am complete scam
But I am married 19 yrs and faithful
Just jack off and don't do it.
Except his own guilt will change his behaviour, so there's not much chance of this. It always happens unless you're a literal psychopath, in which case OP wouldn't be at all conflicted and asking for our advice.
you got a actual pic of her OP?
Scam//scum
OP, she's baiting you into a trap. Don't fall for it. Fuck a hooker if you really need to.
wow, this OP
RP with wife
you got her sending you nudes?
Women are idiots are not worth losing your home, wife, job, family and potentially money for.
Be polite to this chick but leave it at that. If you took it there she would chew you up and spit you out, and make your life hell.
You're married now. Focus on your commitment to your wife.
Don’t do it. Fap away to her, pole your wife to her, but don’t make a move on her or your fucked and the intern owns you.
Evidently LOL
Dont fuck her, not worth it
post her real pic, dammit. might as well make her famous.
if you're here asking for advice, you're not going to fuck her anyway
The 18 yr old will be gone soon so that problem will take care of itself. But ask yourself this in the chance you do fuck her: "Is getting laid worth throwing away the marriage?"
literally the only good scenario in which you fuck her is if it's in a threesome with you and your wife. If it's not in that context it should not and will not happen. Wait for a work party or something where they might both be present and maybe a bit more loose than usual. But for the love of God keep the gift that you have. We all have temptations but they're bad news
Don't do it OP. Seen 3 family members go through this after wife/husband found out. One man is living alone with their mom, another guy is depressed as fuck since I ran into him in the mall, while the third seem more distant after one came clean to his wife that he was tempted by another. The wife responded by cheating on him. Found her phone unlocked with pictures of her sleeping next to another guy.
Sage advice
Look...if you want something new. Go bang an escort or go to the bunny ranch.
Fuck them like the whores they are, empty your sack and get over it.
Fucking the intern is not worth.
Fuck ruining your marriage, that shit will ruin your career and if the bitch says "he forced me or I would lose my job"...boom welcome to jail buttrape house.
Not worth. Pussy is easy. Don't do it unless you want Tyrone's 12 gorilla dick shoved down your throat.
Yeah I'm sure his wife will agree to fuck the lithe 18 year-old he works with.
And if by some miracle that does happen, I'm sure she'll love knowing that he's working 8 hours everyday with the lithe 18 year-old that they both banged when she was drunk...
just fuck traps OP, your wife can't even be mad if you find a nice qt boi butt with a feminine penis to suck and fuck.
you should nut in her like right in the pussy lol
No, don't do it. The other complication is that it's at your workplace, which makes ghosting impossible and gives this girl all the information and power to abuse you if she chose to. If you got drunk at a work party and kissed that's one thing, but a planned relationship with a work colleague while married is no go
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dubs can confirm
so much sage advice in this thread
Post pics
married your wife for a reason man. other bitch is gonna drop you after you blow your load in 11 seconds lol. dontdoit
>married your wife for a reason man. other bitch is gonna drop you after you blow your load in 11 seconds lol. dontdoit
which is why you might as well fuck her. as long as its quick & no one gets attached, who will ever know.
uh dont do it,
but youre gonna do it so just do it
Just cook yourself some nice pork instead.
think of how much dick your wife's gonna suck in spite of you if she ever finds out lol
Roleplay. Can attest. Works wonders.
Absolutely this. IF she wants more than just a one-night stand, more than just sex, more than just a side-relationship, or even if she wants to blackmail you for money, you're basically in the palm of her hand because she has everything she needs to force you to obey her unless you want your wife knowing (and possibly fuck up your job too. A teenage intern doesn't give a shit if she has to sacrifice her job to take you with her).
Once you get married you need to stop thinking with your dick, my man.
You have literally no idea whether it will be quick, or whether anyone will get attached. And there are other ways people can find out. If she tells ONE person in the office, or even if they find out another way, that shit can get back to OP's wife through the grapevine in the craziest of ways. Or it could be as simple as her getting told about it at some work function. That's not to mention how OP will clearly feel guilty around his wife, which will change their dynamic and make her suspicious, which also raises the chances of her finding out and/or the marriage failing.
I swear this is why divorce rates are so high. People don't remember the law of unintended consequences.
If you respect her and value your relationship, don't. If you think you'll regret it when things go to shit afterwards and you're left with divorce papers and no wife, that's a good signal not to do it. Don't be a piece of shit, if you wanna fuck around with chicks don't get married.
OP here:
Marital sex has become rather mundane.
We are discussing children in near future.
Wife is my best friend and indulges a ton of nerdy shit for me. (We went to Star Wars Celebration 2017 for example)
Intern has sent me very flirty texts.
(“What are you thinking about user?”
“Have you had sex with your wife in scrubs?”)
Knowing full well the intern is in scrubs all day.
Maybe I just need to ignore her.
Dick is constant diamonds around her.
She's an evil succubus tempting you with her black vagina magic, user. Don't let her steal your soul
>fuck intern
>she tells my wife for the lulz
>wife leaves
>takes half my shit
>get to see my kids every other Saturday for 4 hours of supervised fun
Do it OP
kek you're a fat nigger kek being faithful is for faggets xDDD
Tell your intern to cut it out. Learn to better appreciate the woman who has put years of effort into loving you.
>i can't stop flirting/fapping
damn just do it and divorce, I'm already fucking your wife anyway
Almost identical situation here. Marriage is basically perfect, intern is flirty as fuck.
Have self control. A nut isn't worth throwing your life away.
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Go for it see. How happy. You will be with no wife and no job and. Some 18 year old hore thare just tok your job calling you out for rape. I dare you fagot
This.
Go buy your wife something nice OP. You wandering eyed faggot.
Dude, she sounds like a genuine person. Not worth fucking it up, seriously, think it over. Why did you marry your wife in the first place? When you get married you need to be prepared to turn down other chicks, that's what marriage is. Also, if you have a conscience, think about how heartbroken she'd be if she found out. Cheating really is a terrible thing to do to somebody. I nearly cheated on my boyfriend because I felt like our relationship was going nowhere but I resisted, and now things are great and I'm so glad I didn't.
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>You have literally no idea whether it will be quick, or whether anyone will get attached. And there are other ways people can find out. If she tells ONE person in the office, or even if they find out another way, that shit can get back to OP's wife through the grapevine in the craziest of ways. Or it could be as simple as her getting told about it at some work function. That's not to mention how OP will clearly feel guilty around his wife, which will change their dynamic and make her suspicious, which also raises the chances of her finding out and/or the marriage failing.
i'm sorry -- i forgot to elaborate. in my scenario, the sex ends in her last breath. so, no problem as long as you do a good job setting up an alibi and dispose of the corpse according to the instruction manual: Body Buh Bye
Yeah no shit sex becomes mundane in a marriage. Did you think you were going to be fucking like teenagers on viagra for several decades, dumbass? It takes work to keep that spark. You think your wife doesn't feel it's become mundane, too? Talk to her about that shit and you'll come up with solutions together, as good partners are supposed to. If she'll endure Star Wars bullshit for you, I'm sure she'll get kinky for you (and you just might be pleasantly surprised with the kinky ideas she has herself).
The intern is a fucking child with a crush who is thinking even less of the potentially devastating long-term consequences of her decisions than you are. Whose dick wouldn't be diamonds around a flirty young girl who is interested in you? It'd be a perfect situation were it not for the fact that you're a married man and fucking colleagues is the dumbest thing you can possibly ever do. Sad for you the opportunity came at the wrong time and the wrong place. That's life for ya.
As an added incentive not to do it, the fact this whore knows about your wife, brings her up with you and all suggests it's more about competition and "winning" you than it is about you yourself. Suggests she'll likely have no problem taking actions that will seriously destroy your life if it means she can feel superior to your wife + your marriage.
So go fuck your sweet wife whilst she wears scrubs instead, then have a talk about ways to spice up your actual sex life. You'll thank yourself in the years to come.
She is 18 and flirting with her married superior. Run from it. She will become attached contact your wife and get you fired. Bitch has daddy issues.
Don’t eat where you shit
Tell your wife about her and show her pics of the girl. If your wife likes her tell ask intern out on a date. No fucking. Then your wife dates her. If they get along and your wife decides you're allowed to fuck her then do so and begin a relationship.
I've literally been where you are. I fucked this younger girl at work and when I told her that it was a one time thing and that I'm happily married she ended up looking up my wife on Facebook. Told her everything. I got divorced and it was my fault. I regret it everyday. It wasn't worth the pussy. It wasn't even that good. Don't do it. If you love your wife don't fucking do it. Just jerk off. rage fuck your wife thinking about this intern. DON'T DO IT.
Wut?
What are you like 12?
How can u be sure your happily married? Can u gaurantee your wife is happily married? Maybe u should rawdawg this perfect teen girl.
P.s. push all the way in as u climax
Mormon
For real why is new sex always so much more tempting than it is actually satisfying?
Oftentimes I get done with a hooker or a one-night stand and wish I'd just stayed home, played vidya and jerked off instead.
Kek makes sense
This. I am also happily married at 34. 10 year anniversary coming up. I can’t imagine cheating on the best person I know.
For some reason 18 year olds don’t do it for me. They look too young.
For me and my wife the girl actually has to go through her for date and everything. But I'm a fool for love and fall easily. Whatever works for you and your wife but never close your heart on love or the possibility of growing your marriage and happiness.
I've cheated on my girlfriend of 10 years about 200 times with at least 30 different women and girls. If you're slick, your wife won't find out. I agree that this 18 year old scenario is risky. If you fuck her, your workmates will almost definitely find out. She will blab. The question it, will someone at work tell your wife? If some random SJW bitch you work with catches wind of this, she might send an email to your wife. I got rid of facebook years ago for this exact reason. I don't want anyone to be able to find me. I'm basically invisible online. You should be too.
Everything is about sex except sex. Sex is power. Also sex is about the chase, same way porn is disgusting after cumming.
Trips speaks the truth.
10 year girlfriend? My guess is she is fucking other people too. Probably keeping you around until she’s finds a husband.
You can't build a marriage on fucking other people.
Your wife will develop feelings for whoever she's sleeping with, on the side, and leave you.
I don't know. All I know is once I came I was filled instant regret and disgusted with myself. Wish I had just jerked it. Once she told my wife I tried everything to win her back but she was too hurt. We tried counseling. Dating again. The day she served me with divorce papers I had flowers for her in my trunk. She's remarried now. I've dated and banged a few but she was my soulmate and the only woman I can stand. Fucking sucks.
Imagine going to these lengths to keep your gf finding out the truth even though you're just acting like you're single and fucking dozens of other people anyway? Bizarre and pathetic tbqh family
Nope. We have an agreement and all fuck each other. They actually sometimes team up on me.
Thanks Sup Forums.
I will ignore the succubus.
hopefully you get AIDS and die before she finds out, faggot
And it's not just fucking basically it's just a constant openness to love. I'd never cheat on her and the only time we date is if there's actually potential.
Yep. Facebook will fuck your marriage up faster than anything else. Some old flame hits up your wife or you fuck someone and they look your wife up. Or any combination of that. Fuck Facebook it's good for nothing. Anyone I need to talk to is in my phone or a car ride away.
You won't listen but you have to remove the temptation. If you can, don't work with her at all. If that isn't an option, don't talk to her at any point except about work.
But you're already flirting. You aren't here to find a way out. You're looking for us to tell you it's ok. Well it's not. You don't get to say you love your wife and have no problems if you're obsessing over another woman. You either cut this shit off immediately and love your wife or you get to be a piece of shit that betrays her. Up to you.
Damn, I'll remember this if I'm ever married in the future dude. There are a shit ton of girls out there, though. I'm sure you'll find another one day, once you're able to move on.
Brothels are made for strengthening marriages, pay for sex with no strings attached, find a whorw who looks like intern or hotter, I promise you will feel better and you will actually feel more comfortable around your wife. You will be guilt free because you didn't get entangled in an affair. Trust me, women will get more pissed you were emotionally engaged than only sexually. Please don't fuck this succubus, fuck a sex worker. Then fuck your wife for being awesome.
Hmmm not for me. I never find even the most disgusting porn I watch disgusting after I cum.
I just often feel disappointed with sex if the anticipation is too high. That's why I like being in a relationship; sex is just part of it instead of some highly anticipated event. It's just natural and fun rather than something built up too much in my head.
Yeah man I feel you. Never been in that situation myself, but I did fuck a hooker while I was on a break from a (psycho) ex once. Even though she was a complete nutter and we were on a break, I still felt guilt and disappointment at myself for having done it, and the fact it was so shitty compared to the sex we had. Told her 6 weeks later and it drove her to new levels of psycho for the last 8 months of our relationship. Every good moment she marred with the mention of it, and every argument eventually became about it.
Really glad I learned that lesson during a shitty relationship. Always thought of myself as the faithful kind, but now I've failed that test once, I know I am for sure.
It's actually super common for married people to "obsess" over other people. It's the acting on it that makes it not okay. For those who ignore it, they fantasise about them as they fuck their spouse for a few months and then they get over it and life goes on.
Not exactly this, but he is right that if you NEED to fuck another person, a hooker is a way, way, way better option than someone you work with.
It's the world's oldest profession for a reason, and it is built upon married people who need something more. And yeah, for some reason women prefer you fuck another broad than get emotionally involved.
Still not a great idea by any stretch. Just not quite as terrible.