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The other one hasn't died quite yet,

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so something with the word "fur" in it autosages, but putting g/fur doesn't sage?

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The entirety of pubg is chinks. I fucking hate Chinese people.

Listen, it's the greatest radio show ever.

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Correct for the most part

I think it doesn't because it reads "g/fur" as one word so it doesn't count it as fur.

>tfw no big bear bf that lets you sniff his socks. ;-;

that's stupid. if they wanted to make it autosage then why didn't they make g/fur sage?
but i did not space the word in my thread. it was one word

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I don't think anyone would want to sniff an actual burly man's socks. I can tell you from experience that my socks reek after I've been walking around all day.

From what I understand, you can use the word fur as long as it isn't the beginning of the post.
furthread = bad
thread for fur = good

I would, and have, sniffed a bear-mode guys socks and I came harder then I ever have. I miss him. ;-;

feet are nasty. I don't like touching my own feet after working.

ahh. ok I understand now. Thank's for clarifying~

I think the only thing that changes it is literally just the slash.

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>chastity
Dicks are for being used, not for getting dusty.

Right? Now listen to that damn episode.

That is disgusting.

hmmm

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i am not into chastity, but I like that rabbit

yes I am right meow. lady is talking about cellphones

Eh. I like it. And I give a good footrub.

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It's amazing.

I can't say anything about footrubs as I've never had one.

lol why does she call it Los Angle-less?

Thats a tiny penis

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They feel pretty great. Will trade footrubs for socks.

The guest aren't real. Only the callers are real.

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I wouldn't know. I need my socks to wear though.

but she is calling.

everyone on that show is about as real as the WWF

Oh come on, you can spare a pair. Please?

Every guest on the show is played by Phil Hendrie. Phil Hendrie does every character on the show with the exception of the people who call in to talk to the guests.

ohhhh. yeah it became apparent when they talked about dead babies

how bout just training foot rubs

The callers are real people, the guests are not.

It gets better.

I don't think so.

Okay. Really you could get me agree to most anything if I get to play with feet.

Awww. ;-;

How he manages to get real people to call in is he relies on people, unfamiliar with the show, to stumble upon it and get offended enough by what is being said by the "guests" to call in.

Besides, I'd be losing out on that deal. I lose a pair of perfectly good socks and get nothing in return.

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Well, a footrub isn't exactly nothing, but I maybe if you were happy with it, that could be my reward. I'd do other things for them, too if need be.

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I'll let you have my feet if you kill me first.

Uh huh, Like what?

Deal.

Oh you know what I'd do.

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Obviously I don't.

2 AM at the park tomorrow night.

i love this podcast. Thanks for sharing it with me~!

I would jerk/suck you off for a pair of your dirty socks. Sounds like a good deal to me.

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It's the best radio show I've ever heard.

Possibly, but I'm not a top.

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Don't need to be a top. You just need to be a cute chubby guy.

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I am by no means cute. I am not a top meaning I don't really like my dick being touched.

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But you like your ass being fucked cuz ur a fag lol

Yes and? So what?

lololooolol

im durnk

what was he like?
>describe him sexily

I'm aware of that.

Ok cool just making sure, u wanna succ my dick

I've never seen your dick.

would you like to

yes

Fuck it, why not?

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no

I'm gonna be like nibi and be depressed about how im lonely and no one wants the fucc and shit

oh woe me no one will give me the succ i'm too ugly and gross oh woe me

You did describe yourself as lumpy.

I think I'm lumpy, but based on my drunken observations I'm better looking that most of the people here

Unfortunately due to my social anxiety I rarely talk out even online, alcohol helps though.

Hell Snarf's ass looks like a unkempt field of wild grass that took a beating from a wildfire, meanwhile my ass looks fine and my dick is more than 1 1/2 times larger than his.

Guess I need to man up when I'm sober or smth.

>be gravedigger
>go to bar immediately after work
>smell like sweaty feet and literal death
>cougar tells me she likes the way I smell
>SMELL LIKE SWEATY FEET AND LITERAL DEATH
>SHE LIKES IT
People are fucked mane. EVERYONE complains about how the mausoleum smells. BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH. This lady likes that smell combined with wet, sweaty feet and the smell you get after 8 hours of physical labor.

Show me your dick.

You should hook me up with a job digging graves.

He was a very cute stocky guy. Big and tall. We were friends. He was very sweet at first but later revealed himself to be a bi-polar crazy. I should have known better when the whole reason he found out about about my fetish was through snooping through my computer. He was just so cute and the fact that he let me rub and kiss his feet blinded me to the warning signs. Essentially, I had romantic feelings for him, he told me he did too but couldn't have a "real" relationship with me because he wasn't fully out of the closet. I told him that was fine but I needed more then that and if that was never going to happen, then I needed to cut out the sex stuff with him. He acted like he was cool with it, but just stopped talking to me after a while. I was really bummed because I thought we were really good friends but whatever. We were young, he didn't know who he was or what he wanted and I got some good sex out of it. Such is life.

I love being in chastity because it makes me hornier and I want to suck cock even more than usual :3

OH WOE ME I'M A VIRGIN FOREVER WOE ME

TFW NO ONE WANTS TO FUCC ME :(((((((((((((

INSERT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE VIBES HERE

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Man up, mother fucker.

The person in the wrong here was you, in the end. Him snooping was wrong, but you giving up on sex because you wanted romance? Pff.

Well, if you happen to be anywhere near me I can make that nightmare a reality. If not, just go to graveyards and ask for applications. It's a real chill job, and everyone one is cool for the most part. You won't make a lot, but it'll be enough to live.

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Nightmare? I get to not be around people and dig holes to put dead bodies in. That sounds like it would be pretty great. If I could, I would get a job in a mortuary or morgue.

We had romance. It wasn't just sex and we were friends first. I never owed him sex and if I'm not getting satisfaction from it anymore, or the relationship aspect was going no where, I had no obligation to give it to him. He also lied to me and tried to manipulate me but that is neither here not there.

can't you faggots go on another board for this ffs

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>I never owed him sex
Agreed. You never owe anyone anything. Nor are there any obligations except to yourself.
>He also lied to me
Oh. That really is unacceptable. It's good you left him.

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I'm being Nibi

OH WOE ME

It's funny because I don't hate him and I wish we could have been continued being friends. I get why he did the things he did and said the things he said. He was a good person deep down, he just had issues. But I know who I am and what I want from a relationship.

I sure do miss that cute face and those nice big feet, tho. ;-;

>Homosexual furry wearing cross

Well, morticians make bank. Like a shit ass of money. But embalming is going out of style. Cremations are the way of the future. The mortician industry is dying out. And vault suppliers are cutting people due to less traditional burials. And younger people don't have money to pay for all that shit whether it be traditional in ground or entombment. Either way, you still have to deal with people complaining.
>2 weeks after burial
>"EEEEHHHHHHH, WHY ISN'T THE GRASS BACK TO NORMAL YET, WHAT DID YOU DO? WHY ISN'T MY GRANDMA'S GRAVE PERFECT REEEEEEEEE"
or
>"IF YOU DON'T FIX THIS THING THAT ISN'T WRONG I'LL CALL YOUR BOSS AND GET YOU FIRED!"
>>"Ma'am, I am the boss. There is no need to threaten me, we'll write up a work order and [insert non-existant problem here] will be fixed in the next 10 buisness days."
>"DON'T YOU CARE THAT MY MOM IS DEAD? IT NEEDS TO BE FIXED NOW REEEEEEEEE"
And of course they haven't even been out to visit in like 8 years anyways, and they won't be back for another 10. Gravediggers are treated like shit.