Help me Sup Forums. Im out clubbin but i just pissed my pants.. how do i fix this so my friends dont see ?

Help me Sup Forums. Im out clubbin but i just pissed my pants.. how do i fix this so my friends dont see ?

suck on it

Spill a drink in your lap

Dry your wet hands on your pants

turn em inside out.

best answer

Take your pants off and play it cool.

Piss on them to assert your dominance

When you walk out, make it visually obvious you are doing this

this'll work

Tell some girl she's so hot you came in your pants.

Shit in them so they can’t smell the piss

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

tell them the sink went crazy

This, it’ll dry up pretty fast so no worries homo

Dunk your pants in the urinal. That will make your pants be entirely 1 colour, camouflaging your piss.

Stay in the washroom until it dries out. Tell your friends later that you had a massive shit that's why you took so long

Make sure you seem mad about it and if anyone questions it be dead serious about it

your friends look at your dick??

What a beautiful place Sup Forums is, so many contributions to save this poor guy

Do they have one of those electric dryers?
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Tough shit if dyson

um idk dont be a fucking baby and hold your piss in.