Help me Sup Forums. Im out clubbin but i just pissed my pants.. how do i fix this so my friends dont see ?
Help me Sup Forums. Im out clubbin but i just pissed my pants.. how do i fix this so my friends dont see ?
suck on it
Spill a drink in your lap
Dry your wet hands on your pants
turn em inside out.
best answer
Take your pants off and play it cool.
Piss on them to assert your dominance
When you walk out, make it visually obvious you are doing this
this'll work
Tell some girl she's so hot you came in your pants.
Shit in them so they can’t smell the piss
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
tell them the sink went crazy
This, it’ll dry up pretty fast so no worries homo
Dunk your pants in the urinal. That will make your pants be entirely 1 colour, camouflaging your piss.
Stay in the washroom until it dries out. Tell your friends later that you had a massive shit that's why you took so long
Make sure you seem mad about it and if anyone questions it be dead serious about it
your friends look at your dick??
What a beautiful place Sup Forums is, so many contributions to save this poor guy
Do they have one of those electric dryers?
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Tough shit if dyson
um idk dont be a fucking baby and hold your piss in.