I'm addicted to shitposting guys. I can't stop. I'm responsible for at least 20 shit threads today...

I'm addicted to shitposting guys. I can't stop. I'm responsible for at least 20 shit threads today. 3 of them are still active. How do I fix myself?

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which ones tho

Don't!
It's a Gift My Son
With Great shitposting Power, Comes Great KEKs

go offline

just go shitposting on /lgbt/

gay people deserve it.

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How is that a problem? Sound like you are the best people on this board.

If you can do as masterfully or beautiful as me, then you may stay.
Trolling is an old yet elegant art to master.

Heres a suggestion.

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get yourself permabanned

boobs butt penis fanny willy weenie

It looks like a creative person. If you want you can try writing an article on some topic on medium. I bet you'll write something interesting

do you even LOG?

You pinned me nigga. In high school I took four years of script writing and won awards for it multiple times. Now I'm 23 and my shit writing influences no-one except for you guys. And very little even in that aspect. I'm at a crossroads in my life and no direction seems to lead to anything other than a bullshit meaningless existence. So now it's up to me to choose which life will be most bearable.

I like creative works on Sup Forums, thanks user, keep doing what you do.

MOODS

why aren't you still churning out scripts for shitty movies and stuff like that? should be worth at least some booze money

Ohh now that is some pedo shit there

Ibw4 quads...

btdubs if you're responsible for logs, you really should get on twitch and kill yourself

A bullet solves most problems in this day and age apparently

bruh

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You don't. Keep going, try other boards as well.

/r9k/ is the best to shitpost because you can force memes and get people riled up easily.

MODS MODS MODS!!!

"pretend this is cp, will delete at 5 replies"

Because I'm busy getting dunk and hating myself. Really makes me think though, about how many great minds throughout history went to waste just because they were never noticed. That thought also makes me feel like an egotistical fuck though. For one reason or another. But I'm confident that I'll either make a name for myself or die trying. The comfort comes from knowing that ifI do die then I likely won't care all that much.

Understand that the "logs" are a shitty forced meme for newfags.

Lurk Moar.

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Post child porn, get banned, now stay there like a good autist

I'm not a "logs" kind of guy. Never have been. I saw the birth of that one years ago and I'm praying I'll live to see the death of it.

>bullshit meaningless existence
Become a cat burglar. I did this for a while and it was fun as fuck. Try it out user.

did you steal cats

Nope. Mostly PC's and and cigarettes.