Dress like a white man

Dress like a white man

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I am not faggot

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Ralph Lauren is for Argentine Polo players

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Dress like a Black man

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I'd love to wear white pants but it's too dangerous for our sloppy noodle dishes and my loose pee hole.

Reunion guys are true alpha

Dress like a white meme

Wearing a belt all the time seems annoying.

... what?

He said that wearing a belt all the time seems annoying.

I will once I graduate college and start making some money.

Dress like a white man

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Bit gay.

Dress like a Afro-Panamanian man

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I wish i had the body of the bribe. Dam she fit.

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Yes.

id accept everything going on here but the ears

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This is what you look like if you let your mother pick your clothes for you

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Why do Americans dress so awfully bland? God damn.

>h&ms $50 jackets with expensive looking riding boots
Disgusting

That's better, not really good looking but at least its a matching outfit.

Cause we're not goddamn poofters

If you'r an obese american I bet it's annoying.

corporate branding is worth more than that desu

Low-class Mexicans dress incredibly bad, but even rich Americans look fucking bland all the time. Not even once have I seen an American being dressed decently.

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When I went to mexico a bit back, I was going to buy those boots for a co-worker as a joke.

Turns out those retarded things are fucking expensive as shit for no other reason other than it was popular (not sure if they are still popular). Bought him a keychain that was made in china and call it a day.

H&M here is the Wal-Mart of clothing stores. No one would pay extra to have their brand visible on their clothes.

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>Not even once have I seen an American
No need for hyperbole, juan. I'm guessing there will never be enough narco polos to go around for 300 million people

Alpha
Cucks

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Dress like a real man and warrior.

Nope, not even once. You all dress like manchilds, like Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men.

>white "people"

Corporate warrior

>mfw americans need two belts put together to hold their pants

It's basic plus a "funny" hat. Cute. At least the funny hat.

Jeans, sweaters and hoodies are the only clothes that should exist.

My regular outfit consists of a blank white t shirt from hollister, some blue slim jeans or khakis, shiny white huaraches, a ferragamo belt, and sometimes i wear cargo shorts if its hot.

My outfit probably costs more than what you make in a week

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Thank you for this bait

How is this bait? I'm being dead ass.

Or do you think im a neet? Fuck off, i work and can afford this

fuckboy fashion general?

Walk as a hWhite man!1!!!

Lol no one dresses like that unless you're being ironic

My outfit is literally normal, wtf are you talking about?

Your telling me youve never seen someone wear a white shirt and jeans? White shirt and khakis? Never seen someone wearing a ferragamo belt?

You must live under a rock

>My regular outfit
Whats that? You have some sort of trademark costume?

Regular outfit is the type of outfit i usually go for.

Like i wear a white t shirt every day with some jeans or khakis with a ferragamo or Gucci belt

Are you nouveau riche by any chance?

>he wears the same clothes every day
Are you autistic?

Idk what that is
Not the same clothes dummy. The same style, i have about a dozen white t shirts, and hella jeans, khakis, joggers, and chinos.

I mean i wear my belts a few days in a row since they aint cheap but thats all.

>he has an entire wardrobe full of identical copies of the same clothes

>he doesn't understand that "same" can have different meanings depending on context

Literally autistic.

Its not autistic to like a certain style. There are certainly days where i don't dress like this but 4-5/7 days this is what i usually wear.

It's autistic to like such a specific style and to wear it so routinely.

Not at all.

It means newly rich. It's very typical of newly rich people to wear tasteless expensive clothes matching gucci belts with khaki cargo shorts would be a textbook example.

Idk, I'm not rich

I just like those because they look good. I know what you mean though, i know some people like that.

If you're not rich then why brag about expensive clothes; Did you save up for several months to buy white shirts and khaki shorts? seems a bit off

my summer attire is

oversized flower/hawaian colorful shirt
shorts
flip flops

richfags mad af

I always thought thats a joke but apparently americans really dress like this

*white Americans

Why does Americans always buy clothes that are too big?

Because they expect to grow into them

White people either dress like H&M "models" or like absolute cuckolds.
Both looks shit but lets talk about people who wear these kind of shoes, because that's basically 80% of (native) Germans who do this.

I am not kidding you.
Go to google streetview and view ANY German town. If you see a white, male person it'll 100% look like this:

200€ branded hiking boots
cheap as fuck wide jeans
600€ Jack Cuckskin jacket that other people use for climbing the Himalaya

Bonus: 50€ Carhartt cap with Antifa patch

This is how 80% of Germans run around here and get unironically offended if they get mugged, robbed or assaulted. Ages 16-80.
They pay thousands of € to look like absolute mongoloids and they're resistant to any advice.

I beat up a classmate of mine because he showed up in jeans and sneakers to prom.
Every fucking night I pray to god that I don't wake up as one of them some day.

I only make about 300 a day and i brag because its a fucking ferragamo, of course im gonna brag

Fair enough then, I guess you're alright. Though you have weird taste in clothes.

>cargo shorts

You sound underage

this thread is embarassing

Im not
Whats wrong with cargo shorts, they carry my keys, wallet, altoids, lip balm, and knife well
Not weird, what's weird with a white shirt and jeans?

Nothing weird with jeans. Though white shirt is kinda weird, unless you are some kind of mormon or christian. Cargo shorts are atrocious though. Should only be worn if you are actually doing something that require all those spare pockets and shit. Like if you go fishing/hunting in warm weather. If you just wear them while shopping or at your office job you look like a tool, I'm sorry to say.

Cute

åk hem

>dress like an American

> dress like a filipino

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Must be different in sweden, a white shirt here tells people that you are clean enough to keep a white shirt from getting dirty and tells people you are cpean

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Could you possible be any more fucking insecure?

Guy has a big cock.

I dress like a fucking slav.