Quick you have 10 seconds to prove you're not American

Quick you have 10 seconds to prove you're not American.
>I can't own a gun.

>i dont shart in the mart

My country welcomes refugees that want to kill and destroy our way of life instead of banning them like racists.

"prawn crackahs"

We didn't win WW2. We didn't even try to fight Hitler, we just surrendered to him because we're cucks.

I don't live in America

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america sucks

i love donald trump

I pay 37$ for insurance and it covers everything you can imagine.

ъъъъъ

I don't confuse criticism of the Govt. with being unpatriotic.

I just got free medicine for my illness

No cop shoot me even if I'm black

I have eaten a salad without thirty pounds of ranch

We caught one!!

I voted for Hillary

Acabo de derrotar el muro fronterizo con una escalera de extensión

Does it matter?? Go listen to Lewis black it will fix you

I live above the tree line

I am American tho