Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet a guy off tinder
>not my usual type
>he's in late forties
>divorced with a daughter
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we go to a fancy restaurant
>he tells me what the best wines and dishes are
>i've never met anyone so worldly
>he asks me all about my life
>he wants to know all about my schoolgirl days, even minute details like what school uniform was like
>no guy has ever found me so interesting
>back to his place
>we have sex
>as we're spooning, his phone rings
>he goes to answer it on the balcony
>snoop around his room
>see a pic of his daughter
>she's my age
>she looks a lot like me
>freak out
>leave
>mfw

That’s pretty hot. You should’ve stayed and banged unless he actually fucked his daughter

aw, wtf...
had great evening w older guy
had great sex
daughter looks like you
fuckno.exe

why?

it was too creepy

i dunno. i was worried he was acting out fantasies with me

nice larp

Is this the faggot roleplaying thread?

>be me
>46yo user
>meet a woman off tinder
>not my usual type
>she's in her early/mid 20s
>we go to a fancy restaurant
>I recommend some great wines and dishes
>i've never met anyone so pleasant
>I ask her all about her life
>I wants to know all about her schoolgirl days, even minute details like what school uniform was like
>She's very interesting
>back to my place
>we have sex
>as we're spooning, mt phone rings
>I go to answer it on the balcony
>she snoops around my room
>she sees a pic of his daughter
>both about same age
>both identical looks
>she freaks out
>leaves
>mfw

You don't think you're most likely overanalyzing?

Slut

>his daughter

how much free time do you have user...

tits or gtfo

kek

why not just take it for what it is? fuck, have a good time, eat good food and hang out with someone who's not a complete fucktard... If he IS acting out on strange incestoid fantasies you'll likely to find out sooner or later

Tits or gtfo. You know the rules.

Thinking Too Much: The Thread

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was his name ronald

>be me
>23yo femanon
>dad meets a girl off Tinder
>tell him have fun on his date
>possiblegf.jpeg
>he saids they went to a fancy restaurant
>apparently tells her about wine and stuff
>probably finds her interesting
>comes home with girl
>i call him because the sink stopped working
>see lady who looks just like me run out door
>mfw

clearly just the right amount. probably a lot!

You know that he doesn't actually think you're interesting right?

I WAS LOOKIN FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

but we barely even talked about him. he kept asking me questions about my life growing up. he was even curious to know what my school friends were like

>be me
>40yo user
>know a guy from work
>not one of my usual mates
>he's a little older than me
>divorced with a daughter
>possiblygoingonadate.jpg
>hear about how he is gonna take her to a fancy restaurant
>recommend a few wines and dishes he has had there before and thought were good
>i've never met anyone so desperate
>i don't want to know all about what he had planned for their date, even millisecond details yet he continued
>tells me she went to catholic school
>not interested
>go home
>having sex with his ex wife
>we decide to call him up on his date
>he answers from outside
>ex wife says "How's the date faggot?" while laughing
>hear him call out to woodbeqt3.14gf as she leaves
>hang up
>mfw

This fucking thread

>24yo femanon
Tits and timestamp
or
GTFO!

lovely.

satan trips confirm loveliness

>be me
>47yo mother
>left my husband when I found his CP stash
>in fancy restaurant with my boyfriend
>see my ex walk in with a girl who looks like our daughter
>mfw

t i t

>be me
>40 something
>meet a girl off tinder
>she looks just like my daughter
>we go to mcdonalds
>I make up shit about wine and dishes
>she eats it up
>think jesus christ how dumb is this bitch
>ask her some standard questions so I can finally ask her about her school uniform
>we go back to my place
>I fuck her asshole
>afterwards I text my daughter to call me
>I go to answer it on the balcony
>she sees a pic of my daughter
>she's her age
>she looks a lot like her
>except my date has a penis
>because anyone who believes op is an actual female is a fucking retard

...

>except my date has a penis
and that's about when my sides took orbit

(You)

Dating a divorced man 20 something years older than you, and you expected something real? Fucking stupid cunt.

samefag laughing at own jokes

>being this retarded

Replying to an user that is more of a faggot than you, and you expect it to be real? Fucking stupid faggot

>not providing proof that his claim is false

...

That's a disgusting age gap.

But lol, you come off as a person who overreacts in that little text. So I think you are overreacting, but the age gap is fucking weird and retarded

Ok, so you wanted to express your sexuality by hooking up with an old guy and he expressed his by legally hooking up with a girl his daughters age. I really don't see the problem.