Girlfriend just sent me this and said I've been replaced, should I be concerned

Girlfriend just sent me this and said I've been replaced, should I be concerned

So meet with her put that beside her and say ok will it protect you and start to beat her to death or till the vibrator stops you

She said it feels much better than my dick

Get a gun and shoot the wand in front of your gf.

Guy here, my gf has one of those, I put it up my ass but it wasn't that fun.

>hire a slut on modelmayhem or craigslist
>take pictures with her
>"you've been replaced"

yes because you're obviously a shit lay if a vibe does a better job

Kek

OP, tell her now you can enter thy bum hole while she sticks out on her puss

It's a joke beta fag, there are things a vibrator does well, and then theres the intimacy of a real dick

That's impressive, and scary

she said my job now is to clean her up afterwards

send her a pic of a realdoll tell her she has been replaced and that the doll is way more enjoyable as it doesnt bitch , takes it up the ass without complaining and never has a headache ...

So all you were, was a dick for her?

Either you're dodging a bullet now, or you're just 2 petty horrible people.

Buy your own larger version and inform her she has been replacex

kek

Kek

Or she just masturbated and she was making a cheeky joke to her boyfriend who turned out to be an aspie.

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So you're getting cucked by a vibrator?

At least it's not black

imagine being so bad at pleasuring your girl that you get cucked by a robot

Post video

Yeh, she's still horny. You're fine.
For now....

Your only replace while the dick isn't around. She wants the D and wants you to get jealous and fuck her brains out.

You could take a picture of a dildo and send it to her, then tell her her services are no longer needed.

Post moar of her. Tits/ass?

You fuck her and use the wand to make her cum. Enhancement really

If your dick is below 8 inches, then you shouldn't be surprised.

hey OP,
post this and say the relationship is over

Take a picture of your wallet/money and say "good luck replacing this"

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fake cuck fantasy thread.
move along.
or help a guy jerk off, idc.

error or true?
watches at $ 0

Oh Really? I was pretty sure the medical consensus was that a micro-penis was under 3 inches and anything 5 or above were average @~95% of the population

Beat her empty skull in.

how did she take the pic if you can't see her phone

>Been replaced

Vibrator isn't gonna pay the bills

Camwhore butt plug with built-in camera?

It's okay, your girlfriend is a goddamn hambeast anyway.

No need to cry over spilled milk

don´t worry OP,

at the latest, when she got friendzoned through empty batteries, she comes crawling back to you, I'm sure

She's trying to turn you on so you rape her, user

Don't worry about it. Girls can get off to magic wands, but it's not as fulfilling as sex. She's just trying to get your hot and bothered by talking about masturbation.

its at an angle you nerds

Why is the larger Version Always black kek?

Stop trolling

This. Sounds like the gf just has a sense of humor.

Not always

get ready for a rekt pussy user

You should offer to help her play with it

just respond "cool that gives me new ideas"
and use it on her while shes slobbering on your cock. win win.