I am God

I am God.
Ask me anything.

what's your favorite anime?

Why do you allow for bad things to happen?

Boku No pico
It such a shame they ended it after the 3rd episode

Ya'll nigs didn't force children to pray to me in school

Tits or ass?

Tits
Only Nignogs like ass.

If someone gets cancer and refuses treatment, is that considered suicide? Also, check em. Post tits.

Why did you let newfags ruin Sup Forums?

Is being gay a sin?

Are traps gay?

does Jeezy really love me, or was he lying ?

No
What are you a newfag

He's lying
He's actually a Misanthrope

If you think fucking a man dressed like a chick ain't gay then fuck it, call me a newfag.

Why did you make pi a weird number?
Why isn't it just 3?

Eh, just send me dick pic before hand that I can fap to and it's all good

why does porn have 30 mins of foreplay and only 10 mins of actual fucking these days? also, i wanna fuck my boss in the back pussy; how should i go about achieving success?

You don't post enough trap and sissy threads

godammit, I knew it

why so much wars and starving around the globe ?

1. The porn industry has always been shit, I don't even feel like wasting a micro second fix it.
2, I don't know, all I have to do to fuck, is ask

Here's your answer

What is the carry weight of a swallow?

Can you make me smart?

Yes
I just don't feel like it

Can you make women immune to AIDS so heteros can fuck freely again?

Ant

I didn't make it up
The lizard people who control the government did

how long must the world suffer under these so-called "non-binary, gender blah blahs" or do we have to endure it until the rapture?

Well, I gave up on the rapture, so
Deal with it

Why was Hitler allowed to rise to power?

that's bullshit you're supposed to be forgiving

When did I ever say that?
I'll stone you for liking dick, how did you get that impression?

I wanted to watch a war happen
We didn't have Netflix or porn at the time, what was I suppose to do

why are the whales?

What?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

What do you think about Donald Trump?

50 logs per sub machine gun

How did you think he won the election?

Why do most shemales have bigger dicks than me? Do you think this shit is funny?

Can you give me money??
I want a new desktop to create my own Hentai Movie! NTR for the Win!!
CIDNEY x TAKKA

Yes
Very

Get a job you weaboo cunt sucker

Can you stop fucking testing me? I don't fuck dudes, kill, steal, rape, or blaspheme (on sundays). Can you please rain some kind of success in the desert that is my life? I'm back in school and I'm working. 34 with nothing to show for it and my gf left cuz you know why. STOP!

Why do you want to kill me?

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You know why

why doesn't the pope lead a crusade against the heathen scum in the holy land? i know we haven't had success in the past but i really think we can accomplish what we didn't 1400 years ago. (the war is not a crusade as you know it is only about securing resources and newer, more pliable alliances.)

To lazy.
and I have to much loli and gay porn to fap to.

Can I beat my dick to shota threads and not be punished?

Yes