My girlfriend's dog is very sick, and I don't want to spend any money to put it down at the vets. I don't have a rifle...

My girlfriend's dog is very sick, and I don't want to spend any money to put it down at the vets. I don't have a rifle, so I cannot shoot the thing. I think drowning it would be cruel, but there is a empty dumpster behind our apartment. I suggested we toss it in there, pour some gasoline in, and set it on fire. That would take care of the body so we wouldn't have to bury it, either. Anybody have another suggestion?

inject some whisky/vodka/tequila direcly into it's veins, should kill it without much pain.

Drowning it to death is cruel but burning it alive isn't?

well, my GF is an alcoholic and would probably get mad if I took her bottle.

Just pour some alcohol down his throat until he gets wasted then smash his head with a shovel

Take a fucking hammer to it's head and be done with it.

have you ever tried to hold an animal underwater? the thing will panic like mad and will scratch and claw your arms. no thanks.

Are you actually retarded?

Just fuck it till it dies, pussy.
Pure bliss for the both of you till death.

Ugh. I get queasy at the sight of all that blood. Not to mention the blood splatter mess.

what kind of freaking question is that? Yes, I am retarded. I have a GF with a dog don't I?

Either borrow a gun from someone and shoot it in the back of the head, or fork over the $100 to get it put down properly. Don't set a fucking dog on fire in a trash can you tweaker.

Just snap the fucker's neck

wow. someone is surly being Judgmental little nazi! why don't you come here and say that? My GF will slap the silly smirk off your face and then choke you to death with your own penis.

Are you some kind of hillbilly ?

all this animal cruelty talk is triggering me pretty badly. pay to have it put down you stupid piece of shit.

I prefer the term "civilization-challenged-backwoods-country-dweller."

I need the money for an abortion we are having next week. Plus, I am already under suspicion.

take to a shelter and say you found it

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My bad

Yea, this bait blows

we all learn from our mistakes. my mistake was believing God had a special plan for my life.

that would require driving.

Don’t the honourable thing user and pay to have it put down properly. Then shove a wire coat hanger up your alcoholic girlfriends snatch for a diy abortion

that would be immoral. I have standards. Damn.

I seriously doubt that you have standards.

Before My GF became an alcoholic, she used to be a hairdresser, FYI.

smash it's head with a rock u asshole. don't set it on fire that hurts.

the sight of blood upsets me. don't you know anything? god, people are stupid!

just wait until you hear it's screams. You will be upset then.

one hand under jaw one hand on collar foot on neck then, you know. if you're lucky you'll get it in one go and won't have to stomp on it

> Drowning it would be cruel
> I want to set it on fire

I didn't think of that. I suppose I could wear earplugs.

Get your GF smashed as fuck like she always does and use that as a gateway for her to kill the fucker

that would be too personal for my tastes. I have more of a detached personality. I guess that is just the way my step mother raised me.

An empty dumpster is not a crematory user. You'd still have to bury it. I usually put sick animals down by throwing a big stone on their head. With a dog you really need to hit hard though i guess.

Have you ever heard of bags?

dude, shoot a load of roofies down his thoat mixing it in its favourite beverage, food or water.
dont hurt the dog in any way, you sicko. just put him down

I tried that already, but it just gave the dog a hard on, and then my GF walked in on me doing things with the dog. But that is a tale for another day.

well, her dog requires a specially balanced diet. so roofies are pretty much out of the question. but thanks for the idea. I'll have to try that with my neighbor's dog.

Hmm maybe you put him in the bag next time and dont play red rocket. I really dont think red rocket helps in that situation.

dont kill it, it needs to reflect on life

take it to a shelter you dipshit...they'll end its life for you

$100? Jesus fucking Christ!
Is it really that expensive in the US? For a fucking dog? No way! The substance they are using costs like $2 per dose.
If i have to deal with that, i will let it starve to death or something, but i'm not paying someone a $100 to inject a dog with a lethal substance that costs $3. Jesus Christ! People's feeling towards animals are a really good way to earn money, i see.

my parole officer will not let me drive that far. and I lost my license for running over some kid on her bike. Don't kids know not to ride bike in a public park?

It's not your fault, man.
Bikers are annoying.

well, in the USA we have quality of life laws and regulations. We just don't do as we please, like in the heathen pagan countries in socialist Europe. You would all be speaking Nazi if it wasn't for the Heroes of the US!

duh. yeah. I'd say. I didn't even hit her that hard, but she went ahead and went into a coma anyway. last I heard, her parents took her off life support, because they don't believe in the modern miracles of science, I guess.

My country saved it's jews.
We are a great nation.
Americans are obese.

caffeine is very toxic to dogs. Get some pep pills, grind up 300-500 mg / kg of dog's weight (average lethal dose is 70 mg/kg. You want to make sure to kill him quick so he doesn't suffer) and mix that shit into the best fucking meal you ever fed the poor fucker. If you have pain killers (as in opioids, benzos, valium, something that will make him pass out; NOT ADVIL/ASPRIN/TYLENOL, he'll just get really fucking sick and vomit it all out), give him those first, that way he won't actually feel anything before he dies.

Girls are not useful to society anyway, they can't handle critical situations and are dominated by their emotions. Don't be sorry, there are a lot of them.

so you saved some jews, but at what cost? huh? that is why the USA has all the money now, because you guys don't use your heads and think about the future. we in the US are critical thinkers and philosophers of the highest caliber.

>critical thinkers and philosophers
kek

ko stava

well, I do have some Tramadol that I took out of my step-mother's medicine chest. She is in a lot of pain from years of working at the foundry. I think she threw out her back, or some shit like that.

Why dont you buy a nuclear bomb on ebay and blast that doggo into oblivion?

Бивa, бpaт.

that alone is probably enough to kill. Opiate overdose is actually a fairly peaceful death. But You'd probably need a lot. Caffeine is actually more toxic per mg to dogs

well, I am kinda having seconds thoughts about this now. Maybe I could just sell the dog to the Chinese take out joint down the street. They would probably know how to handle this situation. And I could make some scratch in the process! It's a win, win situation for everyone!

oh, you think that is funny, huh? name just one philosopher that Europe has produced in the last 200 years. I'll wait.

maybe if you stopped buying booze you could afford to look after an animal you don't deserve?

Peter Zapffe? Emil Cioran?

we deserve to have a dog. I'm an American and I have my rights.

hah! we have Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly!

It's not a human being to "look after it", you fucking autist. It's a possesion, a propety. You can toss it whenever you want. It's the same as disposing your old sofa on the dumpster, except the fact that you are not paying some greedy vet a $100.
>inb4 edgelord
Leave your hypocrisy at home

>I knows my rights
>the dogth amendment: thou shalt have the right to deserve dog

you know vets don't make half of a shit, right? Most people who become vets do it because they like animals, not because they want to jew pet owners out of a couple of bucks.

well, I didn't mean it like that. just take whatever I say out of context to try to make me look bad. but this all will come to an end one day. think about that. if you can.

that's the problem. vets are too connected to their work. we need vets who are able to be detached and look at dogs with the cold, hard eye of science. compassion is for the weak.

Well, taking $100 for something that clsts you $3 with a revenue of $97... that's what i call a pure greediness. Some medical professionals in Europe work a week for that amount of money.

In Eadtern Europe, the problem is solved very gracefully - when you don't need your dog anymore, you just leave it on the street. Then the government is taking care of it. Free euthanasia with money from the EU.

can you do this with elderly people, too?

here's your (You)

They are human beings, not dogs.

Or do the only humane and sit down with the poor thing and cuddle with him. Little by little, "hug" him harder and harder around his neck.

Badabing badabong and you gave your dog a loving yet respectfull ending.

Or just dont be a fucking cheap-ass and go down and put him to sleep with some of your fucking monies... Always poor people that have pets.

koality

Go to a vet you prick

I cannot go a vet because I have arthritis in my toes.

Too fat to walk I guess?

walking? yeah, like I am going to do that. walking is for socialists in Europe.

put a saddle on the dog and ride him there

you cannot put a saddle on a dog and ride it!!! That would be cruelty to animals and then I would get caught and put back behind bars. Do you want that to happen me again???!?!?

like I said before, that is a bit too personal for me. my therapist says that I lack empathy and have very little emotional control.

call the cops and tell them the dog attacked you

If I call the cops, they are likely to notice the "funny" smell coming from the basement. I don't need them poking around and asking uncomfortable questions. thanks.