Retarded forever thread

retarded forever thread

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>be me 3 months ago
>22 still living with parents
>huge obsession with distension, gaping, anal, bdsm, all that, but perma virgin
>have this tradition since i was 16
>make sure no one home, lock door to my room
>put on headphones with fav pornstar joi
>straddle a chair backwards, left hand on chair back, one hand on cock, kneeling on chair
>jack violently until i cum at least 2 times, its torture but the only thing that keeps depression away anymore
>be me, 3 months ago
>everyone gone, forget to lock the door
>eyes closed, really into it, headphones hi volume
>sister gets a ride home from friend, enters home
>freakout.jpg
>all naked, trying to hide evidence, put shorts on really fast
>she comes up the stairs, asks me what the hell im doing
>sweaty, looking panicked, breathing like crazy
>wants to say "its nothing" can only say 'its not" very loudly.
>feel like a fucking retard, say nothing, walk straight to bathroom, lock myself in, say nothing
>sister is 28, and has had a boyfriend die of fentanyl OD
>wait in bathroom, start shower, maybe this will make everything normal
>meanwhile, sis is super freaked, thinks im on drugs, starts searching my room
>discovers my cum tribute to smaller sister (17) in the closet under some old rugs, literally just pics of her with cum all over them, badly photoshopped nudes.
>get out of shower, already thought of excuse, will tell her I was trying to exercise in my room, and wanted to freak her out or something
>nope, she points to my cum tribute and asks me what the fuck is wrong with me
>world collapses around me, ears ringing, cant hear myself
>say nothing, push her out of the room, gather some small clothes, backpack, evidence, open window, climb down, leave wearing flipflops because shoes downstairs.
>run to railway near my house (rural Tennessee)
>guy tells me to fuck off from the trainyard, walk through woods behind for 20 mins, find the road

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op is a gook

fucking pastafag

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>hitchhike anywhere for around 5 days eating gas station crap, washing occasionally in the bathrooms, only 300$ to my name in cash, no phone no credit card.
>end up in Illinois, won't say where but nice spot for drifters
>ask for jobs, get construction job digging fence holes. work 60 hours a week, sleep under a tarp near a generator at work, tell boss I had drug problems in the past thats why im a drifter. strong christian guy, wants to help me
>sign up for the marines, have to wait 2 months to shipout date.
>family doesnt know where user is, what happened or anything
>probably think is a incest rapist
>mfw shipping out in less than a month
>mfw joined a war to kill ragheads because made cum tribute to sister

Nice one

you did the right thing user, im proud

make that shit into a book

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limited computer time, any suggestions anons, i never started college. planning on never contacting home again

bake that shit into a log

an hero :]

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marines doesn't take druggy construction workers, nice try shitbag

They do drug tests, user lied about taking drugs, so they wouldn't find any traces of drugs.

Well good luck I guess. (If this is real) you'd rather just not meet face to face with your family. No shit it's gonna be weird but you just made it so much worse by running.

gods you're fucking retarded

How was your week?
Mine was pretty shit

picrelated: OC

out of everything, i miss sleeping on a bed and having food cooked for you the most.

if your parents didnt want you jackig off to your little sister...why did they have another daughter then.

well you'll get that in the military. look on the bright side, if you make a career out of it you could retire at 38 while the rest of us are working another 27 years

Joining any branch at this point is a good idea. I would have recommended Airforce, but at least you joined one. It's a great way to start out in life. You have steady pay, a bed to sleep in, full dental and medical care (although ran by some sketchy officers who fuck shit up sometimes) free meals at the dining hall, a chance to see the world (maybe not so much in peacetimes) and job security. Do your enlistment, don't spend money on dumb shit, don't go into debt, don't get an absurd car payment, get your feet underneath you and save money while you're in this position. When you get out, you'll have your feet under you, and something respectable to put on a resume. If you haven't contacted your parents yet at that point, let them know what you've been doing. Going into the service and carving yourself out your own life may make them view you in a new light.

But hey, im just a random guy on the internet.
Good luck buddy.

Are you literally that fucking retarded?

>oh wait...the thread

they gave me the asvab on a computer, and they said i tested super low but the recruiter told me im on track to becoming a marine. I signed everything they gave me withot looking. I get a phonecall in 3 days apperantly.

air force is for faggots if you arent flying

i asked for air force and recruiter said after seeing my score i was lucky they fudged it so i can get into the core. I dont know what i got but it was bad..

they're also not ever part of "operation human shield"

die in glory moron

Should of joined the army man. They really need people they probably would of shipped you pretty soon and you might have gotten a cash bonus for your job.
Im at a joint base and this is true