Here's the situation Sup Forums
Police officers come to your house and tell you they have orders to inspect your computer in search for any criminal evidence
How fucked are you?
Here's the situation Sup Forums
Drives are encrypted and lined with C4
bot at all fucked. wiped of everything a while ago. (destroyed HD, threw away USB Drives)
wasn‘t ever cleaner than now.
only beed to be carefull when on this site. but ok...
Good luck, the microwave is on already.
>I use my Iphone for Interneting
"Fuck your orders. Show me a warrant."
That's a difficult situation, since I have orders saying they cannot inspect my computer.
I suppose they'll need a warrant next time.
>They show it to you
Not at all. Most of my shit is hidden away and encrypted inside of various files for my games on Steam, where it wouldn't even stand out. I made a little Python program (I know, faggot language, but it was faster than Java) to locate and decrypt everything, which is stored away on a USB which is stored under a floorboard.
I'm fucking paranoid
fucking pigs always trying to steal my pepe collect. no way jose
Well my orders are to report to the Death star. So Lord Vader wins that one. Next I encrypt my shit. Good luck breaking it.
I don't really ever save or download anything, so I'm probably ok.
My computer rests atop a locked elevator, beneth it is a chute that goes 30 feet below ground. I hit a button and the cords are severed by a hydrolic knife. The carrage containing the computer drops into the hole, and 300lbs of thermite automattically fill the bottom of the hole from activated dispensers. 15 seconds after Lit magnisium flares are dropped into the hole and hit Goes into full Mordor mode. All from a panic button under my desk. Good luck escavating a giant molten blob of metal from that far down. Hope its worth your time.
>mfw they break your door in at 4 a.m. with a no knock warrant, cuff you, throw you in the squad car and seize everything
They already had evidence.
incredibal badasss
It’s interesting this thread came up. I gave myself a year to get my shit together before I started med school. I had 402 USB drives, and 60 sata drives full of stuff. For about 40 minutes before bed I went through two of them, then wiped them overnight. It turned out there wasn’t a single thing I wanted to keep. I’m keeping my important stuff like taxes on Dropbox but that’s about it. I’ve got the last two drives wiping now.
wat
>Goes into full Mordor mode
praise fucking kek
so fucked, really
lol you were fucked b4 they arrived
they pull their guns on you and you realize you're black
is streaming a movie considered the same as saving
>cp ridden computers in a nutshell
Not really fucked, though there are some questionable pictures that may or not be CP
Very fucked.
My Mac is FileVault encrypted. So I am fine.
I’m not a smart man.
I'd be fine. Probably have to answer some uncomfortable questions.
I don't have anything that could get me into trouble, worst I have might be a girl riding a dragon dildo
>mac
>not hiding a solar-powered porn stash in the attic
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