>Paul was actually the biggest cunt in The Beatles and Yoko had little to do with their breakup >Chris Brown beat Rihanna because Kanye had given her an STD >Taylor Swift is a conservative and loves Trump >Jimmy Page owns a huge stash of CP >Frank Zappa had fascist sympathies >Fred Durst has a tiny penis >Bon Jovi used to tell groupies that he loved his wife and that him fucking them wasn't cheating because he was thinking about his old lady >Phil Anselmo has the biggest cock on earth
How are you gonna beat a bitches ass because she got an STD?
Bentley Martinez
The 2 best rumours about muscicians are:
>Marilyn Manson got his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. >Rod Stewart had to get his stomach pumped because it was so full of semen.
David Cox
with your fists
Benjamin Bennett
>Rod Stewart had to get his stomach pumped because it was so full of semen.
Charles Morales
not sure if a bitch has ever cheated on you but it's pretty easy honestly
Hunter Taylor
Is there some rule that if you are a musician born from 1920-1955 you have to be a child molester?
Andrew Adams
>Chris Brown beat Rihanna because Kanye had given her an STD not true dumbass rihanna caught chris fucking some other girl
Aaron Ortiz
I was at school like a literal retarded faggot and this other fagmuncher told me, that OP, that OP and his friends, but mostly OP, is in fact a faggot.
Brody Diaz
OH SNAP
Jaxson Reyes
>That was quite clearly John >Who cares >Women don't have political beliefs, they just take up whatever view the men around them have >Probably true >Probably true >Definitely true >Meh, who cares about that talentless hack >Literally who
Jeremiah Hughes
Paul was a control freak and he was the one who tried to fill Epstein's shoes, but he wasn't necesserily a cunt. The others just didn't play well with a "leader" who used to be one of them.
Blake Gray
whyd you post a picture of a skeleton
Hunter Hernandez
The rod rumour used to be about Marc Almond.
Juan Barnes
Also counting urban legends, right? There's the two about Phil Collins >Phil Collins wrote In the Air Tonight when he saw a man watch another man drown despite easily being able to save him, and then that man turned up to one of his concerts and he sang it directly at him >Phil Collins told all the Jews at one of his concerts to leave
John Robinson
John Lennon beat his wife.
Samuel Ross
Kurt Cobain introduced John Frusciante to heroin.
Damon Albarn and the Elastica chick broke up because she cheated on him with Stephen Malkmus.
Grayson Baker
Courtney Love is the granddaughter of Marlon Brando Jerry Lee Lewis killed one of his wives Very real possibility these are true btw
Isaiah Allen
I thought it was that during one of art college performance arts he chugged a gallon of semen on stage then puked it up
Ayden Jenkins
Bowie used to shitpost on Sup Forums
Owen Reed
Ted Nugent got a BJ from an underage Courtney Love
Where would you even get a gallon of semen? Asking for a friend.
Ryan Jenkins
Jhonn Balance didn't fall to his death while drunk, he killed himself because he had AIDS, and of which Sleezy died as well
Adam Perez
To add to that, Frusciante gave River Phoenix the speedball that killed him and ran away when he saw that River might not be able to deal with it.
Landon Lewis
Kurt Cobain wasn't murdered but actually just killed himself
Christian Gutierrez
Yeah sure, Courtney
Chase Garcia
woah i hope not
Jose Reyes
Taylor browses Sup Forums and would be an autistic NEET like us if not for music. She has given subtle nods to Sup Forums, /r9k/ and Sup Forums.
Jaxson Jenkins
I think it was the implication that Almond was that he'd swallowed it 10cc at a time.
Oliver Morales
gonna need proof for this one
Jack Lewis
>given subtle nods to Sup Forums Proof pls. No memes or fake news
Carter Reyes
You didn't actually think this was funny did you?
Jack Richardson
Font on here was used by the Nazis on several occasions.
Aiden Lewis
Nice. She might be my one true Aryan Queen
Parker Perez
Your mothers anus was used by nazis on several occasions.
Joshua Williams
>Eddie Van Halen had the webbing between his fingers surgically cut so he could play guitar faster.
Brody Harris
whats with that meme
Charles Hill
>not sure if a bitch has ever cheated on you but it's pretty easy honestly With charm like that I can see why she did it user
Brody Kelly
Manson threw Maise off the balcony while Reznor was doing a show
Ethan Ramirez
John Depp isn't guaranteed to make more than $30 on a movie anymore, no, those days are done. He brings in about, maybe, 350 extra viewers these days. Because he just looks like a dope. He's just got a mustache. It's worse than this one. You know, he's quirky. He's gonna be, I dunno, Chuck 'e' Cheese, or, or Willy Wonka or something like that. Some sort of, ugh... He's cool? No. He's got a mustache. He's got a flop hat. He gets tattoos of, I dunno, witches and warlocks and, I dunno, bathhouses or wherever he hangs out. He was good friends with uh, River Phoenix. And uh, the thing about John Depp and how he gets his kicks, is he likes to watch his good friends die of drug overdoses, and not really do anything about it, just be high.
Elijah Watson
it's just an old german typeface that doesn't inherently have anything to do with nazis, they just also used it
Aiden Phillips
Nah, he owns a huge stash of LPs.
Jaxson Myers
I think you're confusing Jimmy Page with Pete Townsend.
