My Girlfriend an I have only been dating for about a month now. We always joke about fucking each other. Is that bad...

My Girlfriend an I have only been dating for about a month now. We always joke about fucking each other. Is that bad? kek

Make a move you fucking faggot

'Girls get horny too'

I was already in her pants on the first week with my gf

yes it is op you fucking faggot. Go to her place or invite her to yours and fuck her.

Only bad if you haven’t already done it.

how the fuck do you call a girl your gf before you've fucked her? this indicates you're in middle school or amish

I fucked my current girl after three days of knowing her. Pretty crazy thinking about it now. Anyway, every relationship has another time whenever its good to go or not.

It means you both want to fuck but no one makes the move, if youre not a faggot then you should make the move

6 months with mine and still no fuck. Long distance relationships suck

I bet shes getting pounded by bbc every other day while you jerk off to her pics

Probably.

Low quality gf

>My Girlfriend

your girlfriend looks like a fucking rodent.

I hate to tell you, she's been cheating on you with me. Proofs in pic related. Your girlfriend deepthroating.

The fuck? It must be really REALY thirsty

>jokes in the beginning: feeling you out
>jokes after a week: dropping you hints
>jokes after a couple weeks: take a hint nigger wtf
>jokes after a month: her friends all think you're gay

you need to hurry up before her and all her friends think you're either gay, a virgin, or a pussy

OH.MY.GOD. nice full house the hard way.

What are you 6? Fuck off

not first night, what a fag

he checks da trips with da dubs!!

Your gf's a slut user

no, you dont have game

stop joking about fucking her and fuck her you 14 year old faggot.

proof OP is 14 year old faggot in pic related

I can't fuck her from halfway across the world, manwhore.

meant for

long distance gf, what a fag

Well uni is necessary if you don't want to be some slutfucking hobo on the side of the street like you

oh boy, you bought this jew nonsense?
what is your major?

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>I can't fuck her from halfway across the world, manwhore.

that's why her whole village is lining up to run a train on her. you're not there. tbh she would be doing the same if you were there but at least you would get your turn to ride the beast every now and then.

pic related: your beast of a girlfriend

I get too nervous to even get my cock out let alone joke about fucking, need serious help

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Am I supposed to be offended?

is that kittens?

noice dubs

no, you're supposed to be stupid as fuck. tanks for the confirming.

long distance relationships are for fags.
Get your local pussy game on

I think your autism is a bit too obvious. Slow down and you might be able to hide it.

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Whatever ya say bud

how to meet local woman then tell me

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>not understanding irony

Why aren't parents raising their kids better? You're a product of your parent's failure if you're over 18

you'll find exactly what you're looking for on Grindr. You will be getting fucked before midnight tonight. I guarantee it.

you're obviously in the doll thread too then

no

thanks a bunch user

> (You)
>>not understanding irony

soooooo fucking ironic that you say that.

* you are austistic as fuck
* you call me autistic
* I call that ironic
* you tell me that I don't understand irony

this is delicious.

how old are you?
zero lays?

>doesn't understand the irony in me saying you don't understand irony
I was playing along user, why are you mad?

> (OP)
>>My Girlfriend

the girlfriend you WISH you had OP

if you need to ask, you have no chance anyways

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you didnt fuck her before you date her?

I'm sorry you don't want to play anymore user

I never used to ask I just did it and got them, now it seems girls are harder to pickup

>We always joke about fucking each other
>Long distance relationships suck
>from halfway across the world,

seriously OP, you can't be on Sup Forums when you're 14. come back in 4 years.

you might even learn to girlfriend by then

I'm not OP

hmmmmmm wait a sec i always had sex with my women at first physical meeting but we were talking on internet before , does that count as sex on first date ? that chatting was never longer than month , sometimes week

If you're not fucking, she's not your girlfriend.

you're welcome. it's not often you get solid advice on 4chins, but it happened today.

Better to invite her to yours.
First rule of seducing a woman: get her off her territory.

terrible rule
the rule is to isolate asap
but build trust on her that you act alpha

You're right it's not often. If I ever turn into a faggot like you I now know where to go! much love user.png

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>I'm not OP

>my women
Oh, we're talking about things we don't have?

my billions
my mansion
my ferrari

*first rule of raping a woman: get her off her territory

But this is Sup Forums so pretty sure rape is considered a form of seduction

>tips fedora

stfu virgin im asking if its "sex on first date" if ive been chatting with them before on internet

first IRL meet is first date

Why not, fag?

will you anime lovers realize teleporters dont exist ?

Bermuda triangle? why not fuck her from there

If his dick is big enough, its possible.