Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

Tape and charge with breaking and entering.

Tell her I'll sue her if she writes a song about me.

turn 176400 degrees and walk out

rape

Eat her sexy little pussy and then take her shoe shopping :3

why is there a door to the outside in my bedroom?

Give her a night she would remember for the rest of her life.

Hold her at gunpoint until the cops get there.

"I didn't hear the door. Odd"

Knock her out. Make sure she doesn't leave

I probably wouldn't recognize her. I'm not really obsessed with celebrities.

Ask if she saw me masturbating a few minutes ago

I doubt that if all of us on this thread throw all our money in a pile it would be enough to buy her shoes she likes and buys herself.

kek

tfw you dont have a bedroom :(

The perfect disappointment.

Gunpoint till cops arrive

are you me? reclining couch mustard race

get her to sign my collection of underwear

Assume she is a ghost and ignore her.

Tell her to leave or I'll call the police.

Speak for your self, poorfag

ask her if i can suck her toes.

>Hulk Smash.

100% reenact look what you made me do, scene for scene

my man

chain her down and plough into her pussy