Right so I've been contacted by level 40: verified pokemon go group on FB. They are harsh as fuck with rules and I have a pokemon from there that I cheated my way with. They want documented proof that I've been there so could I get help with photoshopping myself in a picture that makes it clear I've been there?
I'll post some picture of myself to PS with.
>pic related
> pokemon go group
> facebook
kill yourself OP
Here's a picture of me that could be put in somewhere in australia?
Jesus Christ, get a job or a real hobby or something, this is some sad-ass shit
I know man but fuck i've gone ballsdeep with this shit game and now for it to get fucked over by 1 pokemon..
another picture to work with
not sure if bait or actually came to Sup Forums for help
assuming not bait, let me ask you a quick question:
Why do you play pokemon go at 30
Honestly I wish this was some idiotic bait but actually in this scuffed situation
fuck me man i'm 23. long story short i was a lardo then played this game and lost half my weight
You want people to do something with that rock shaped like a dick, right? Just say so.
Wait, why are you trying to join this shit group?
Seems pretty sketch to me...
>2017
>taking pokemon go this fucking seriously
Are you fucking for real?
this
bit sad but prestige as far as pokemon goes
they weren't accepting people for months and now for a brief time they started to accept those who invite friends in group.
just a goal i had when i turned 40 but couldnt join
no dicks just australian background with me in it
Would advise against this, but ditching this thread
Hasta la vista you poor faggot
could that picture of me being PS into this one?
im bored asf op
been helped out on Sup Forums before so ill try my best
thanks user
meanwhile i'll dump some random pics
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Why do you have to prove anything to some group on facebook?
to get into the harsh group. only group with players worlwide to compare with
Just lie and say you hatched it from an egg.
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i cant location is shown with the pokemon
Just send them a picture of someone getting mauled by a dropbear.
almost done
just need to touch up and bit on the arms and re scale
image wasnt the best
how's it going?
really appreciate it
nice trips
Don't stress this much over a game. Is joining that group going to get you money or pussy? No? then stop it.
did my best op
i'm just a sweaty nerd man devoted too much time&money into the game
hahahahaha
Put too much time and money into the game?
Then it's your own fault, don't do it next time and you won't have this pointless problem.
Mysides.jpg
did my best but looks kinda weird due to lighting
send him this pic, post reaction.
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Dude there's a choad rock in the background
I will actually try for you OP, made enough fake nudes to have the ability to do this
need to appreciate first world problems man
picture is great and the lightning panned out alright, but this moderator is a stuck up bitch dont think itll fly with her
do you mind explaining what you mean by "cheated my way with"
I'm a total layperson with pokemon but this is kinda intresting. Just explain the whole deal if you don't mind. How did you cheat them?
Nah man you need to get a grip. Throw your phone in the bin and go climb a mountain.
whatre they gonna do, take your stupid pokemon away from you? youre not even defining why you need this done. why is it important for them to know you were there. theyre just some retards playing a mobile game
thanks man if this picture could be used would be perfect
had a friend in paget take it for me just now, and it was the location for my capture of regional pokemon. if i am in that picture it will be fool proof
>made enough fake nudes
Dude, is that really a productive use of your time and apparent skills?
looks natural as fuck but cant be fucked changing lighting ect.
someone said they'd try so carry on i guess?
unnatural*
Not at all, I'm probably going to kill my sad self
The universe provides no meaning to a man's life.
It is up to each user do decide what is and is not a worthwhile use of his own time and his own life.
And apparently this guy chose that...
A lot better than I could I have, good shit.
The one with the kangaroo looked more legit.
i got my friend in australia to catch me a regional pokemon when I am in europe without access to it.
Sure wasn't direct cheat but could be seen as if i spoofed to australia to catch it.
it's the only group on fb that has hardcore players like myself worldwide. you can compare stats over there and set out to be best or worst. when you get lvl 40 your goals become retarded and its just to set more ones and compare.
can only do that there
ah man fuck that is good but i will have only one shot at giving a PS picture if i get caught ill get branded as cheater
appreciate this
OP is a nigger let’s post boobies instead
I live in Australia OP right near a beach, how can I help?
kek
just scale this down, add a fuckton of noise and say something like "sorry, this was taken with my sons phone so quality is shit."
Send them this saying. My boy Jack taking the picture.
So you totally missed the sarcasm in the last post you quoted
So you get to be the very best, and then what? what does that get you?
It's a game that anyone can do, with little to no skill. That doesn't get respect from anyone except the other faggots who have decided that it's a worthwhile use of their time.
Seriously, go do something useful.
OP, you've made this Pokemon group sound like a cross between the freemasons and the s.a.s. Have a word with yourself, lad.
>Rule 2: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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yeah I bet you would notice that you faggot
just tell them you dont have any pictures of you in where ever, say you went alone on vacation or some shit. Not everyones a huge faggot and needs to have themselves in every picture they ever take.
at the moment, nothing more is needed from australia. this picture
has the perfect one that i need to be included in
im balls deep with this man, sarcasm flies over my head
well you're wrong but amount of time invested may as well go all out
already seen as 30 because of bald head
exactly what i said but no then and i quote "could just be spain"
we are getting somewhere now
grow the fuck up
That's actually not bad but OP looks giant.
Yeah, explain that to them. It could be spain, it could also be austrailia, or anywhere. Not everyone takes specific pictures of like "oh hey this sign specifically says austrailia lemme take a picture of it". I mean if they cant accept that, then they're pathetic and you shouldnt be a part of that specific group, join a different one, can still be a competitive group and not be full of asswipes.
Pretty good
I mean loads of people are in here telling you you're wasting your time.
The rule is when loads of people start saying it, they're probably right.
And don't give me this time invested shit, you're just too much of a faggot to admit you wasted all that time.
Just get out while you can.
Give it a year and you'll barely remember it happened.
Remember that thing 10 years ago that you didn't think you could live without? bet you don't give a shit about it now.
My sides are in orbit for you OP
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>well you're wrong but amount of time invested may as well go all out
Classic case of invested time fallacy. Colloquially, " dont throw good money (time) after bad"
Where I'm at so far. What you think?
"Sunk cost fallacy" is what you are thinking of.
No shadows from the tree canopies.
looking real good, only needed with lights to remove that PS-effect
sure wasted time, but i enjoy the time with it right now so is it really wasted?
i never take pictures of signs or shit like that, retarded requirement
thanks for the chuckle
Shadow isn't same darkness as rest of "hard" shadows.
Looks kinda like a tiny man.
I don't think lighting looks good, head is like a lightbulb.
Hard edges.
How the fuck is the Sun at such a steep angle that his shoes have large shadows, especially left foot.
Good attempt though, looks halfway decent.
Half the people telling you you're wasting your time probably don't even go outside, don't sweat it.
my sides are in orbit
>scuffed situation
Cx
Fuck OP, this is harder than I thought. I'd rely on some other user. Good luck
thank you for trying user, really think you could of pulled it off.
that picture itself was hard to PS maybe if you tried with this one?
This picture is the perfect one that could fly with the admin of group. says the location of my pokemon and me in there makes it foolproof.
I can also upload more pictures ofmyself without some annoying shade to fuck it up
why not just photoshop some fucking plane tickets OP.
fuck me thats possible? i need the date for this year from june 10th to 24th
Fuck me, you should have said that earlier. Post an example one and post the details.
Why don't you just google "bald man in Australia"
do it yourself faggot
fucking kek
although already said dont have the plane details to show for, so i have to depend on picture
This is the gayest shit ever recorded in the annals of history
jesus christ, wow.
any name???
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yea i got it
hmm, anne simmonson
2ez
youre welcome fgt OP
Blur the name out?
you leave my mama out of this
on right track though
Sam
fuck me looks like ive lost another 50 pounds
Okay so you like the game, why do you need to play with this group of autistic losers?
They band together for warmth and safety in numbers.
new mission
make pic fatter and put a kangaroo in the background?