Okay so here is my life story Sup Forums growing up was kind of boring so I’ll skip ahead to

Okay so here is my life story Sup Forums growing up was kind of boring so I’ll skip ahead to

>be me
>be 22
>be like a 6/10
>was a beta throughout grade school and college but for some reason pulled a 8/10
>softspoken, tall and thin. Dressed like a punk. Blond eyes blue hair.
>Really shy at first but she made it obvious she liked me by touching me and giving me light compliments and shit
>don’t fucking know why but
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>start hanging out a lot
>very calming to be around like elven healing magic flowed through her
>turns out we actually enjoy a lot of the same stuff like vidya, drinking alone, 90’s movies, metal music. Stuff like that.
>ask her if she wants to go on a date
>”only if its hunting for lost relics in thrift stores”
>we actually fucking go to a few thrift stores as a “date”
>we actually have a lot of fun
>cant remember all the stuff we found that we had to have but she found some pretty cool looking 70’s hippy purse and i found a massive poster of the man in the moon from that really old movie
>get home that day and i insist on putting the poster up in the bedroom
>she makes a fuss but comes to terms with it
>1 year later we’re married
>wanted to get us a nice house since we we’re married and all
>need more income to actually do so
>eventually find a really good job but it requires me going out of town a lot
>at home maybe two days of the week though
>few weeks down the road i get a call from the wife while I’m on the job
>tells me she wants to get a cat to have someone around so shes not so lonely
>i don’t really like cats
>ask her “how about a dog”
>”dogs scare me”
>jesuschrist.png
>tell her a cats fine
>she goes to the animal shelter and finds some gangly looking cat that looked like it’d been dragged through a street, it was found locked in a cage severely malnourished and had a few broken bones
>get back from work to meet new cat

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nice fiction-writing exercise faggot

Plz continue op

>get back from work to meet new cat
>the second i enter the fucking house cat attacks me like a fucking feral wolverine raised by satan himself like i was a bag of meth laced catnip
>try being nice to it but the fucker insists on clawing my flesh and hissing at me
>think its fine since i wont be here most of the time anyways its for her more than me

>few months pass by and get another call from wife
>she pregnont
>ohfuck.gif
>am not ready to dad
>cant even think of anything useful my dad taught me as kid
>only really remember my dad talking about passing down the family heirloom like his dad to him
>its a fucking spoon from what i remember, engraved with family name on it
>time flies by and we’re still in the apartment and realize we don’t have another room for the baby
>end up deciding keeping the baby in our room would probably be the safest idea

This is where it started to take a turn.

bumping. that's a prime Irish philly

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This is going to end up with your wife cheating on you and taking you to the cleaners huh?

Bump for story, get in here Sup Forums I wanna know how this ends

If there's a dinosaur involved in this, you can burn in hell OP.

>kid is born while I’m on a job
>on the phone with her all night
>after a lot of crying a lot of dull supportive words on my part my son is born
>”he looks just like you!”
>i start crying too because i’m fucking ugly as shit
>asks me what we should name him
>suggest pu55ydestr0yer69
>tells me “that name is already in use”
>she suggests naming him bleu
>kind of a weird choice but I’m not creative with shit like that so i tell her thats a wonderful name

Story how you ruined your wife’s life.

Moar OP

Kid was actually a nigglet. Cuck-a-doodle-doo, OP.

>get home from work to find my son in his crib sound asleep
>he actually does look a lot like me
>Remember the heirloom
>want to take a picture of my soon and the spoon to send to my parents
>right when i find it heard the baby crying and the screeches of all the tortured souls in hell escaping
>the fucking cat ripped my poster off the wall and it fell on top of the babys crib and
>the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
>little boy bleu and the man in the moon

Unique ending. 7.5/10

OP you magnificent bastad

How did I not see that coming

I hope you die

blond eyes
blue hair

mmmyes

are you fucking kidding me op

not bad

You magnificent motherfucker.

I'll pay that.

OP is a cuck

Well fuck now I'm listening to it...

Fuck you op