>be american
>get shot
Be american
Ryder Wright
Zachary Torres
Freedom isn't free. That's why America is the land of the brave.
Christopher Taylor
>be japanese
>forever a virgin
Isaac Wright
>be non american
>cant stop thinking about americans non stop 24/7/365
Ayden Robinson
you forgot:
>go bankrupt from medical bills from being shot
Julian Young
>be non american
>actually believe dead people have medical bills
Matthew Turner
>implying that everyone that gets shot dies
Kevin Hall
tzuyu is hot
Grayson Rodriguez
>be non American
>think getting shot kill
>it's vitamins for us
Dominic Ortiz
lived in America my entire life, have never been shot, how is this possible
Cooper Nelson
>be american
>get shot
>recover from gunshot wounds
>immune system strengthens vs bullets
>move to detroit
>get shot again
>recover faster this time
>borderline immunity to projectiles after a few years in the ghetto
>use newfound resistance to gunfire to become king of the criminal underworld
>make fuckloads of money
>use money to go to medical school
>get masters degree
>begin using own blood to develop bullet vaccines
>use vaccines to immunize america
>no one fears bullets any longer
>terrorism ends immediately, you are regarded as a hero
>side effect of the vaccines makes people autistic tho, oh well
>anyone who replies to this about vaccines not causing autism is already autistic and cant take a joke
>use money/power from crime/medical research to win the next election
>become king of the free world
>use your invincible retard army to conquer other countries easily as your ground forces shrug off enemy fire
>rule the world
>it's good to be king
Josiah Lewis
>be non american
>dont know that you have to build up a tolerance to bullets by using small caliber ones first
Jeremiah Torres
fpbp
Angel Rivera
>24/7/365
>365
but a year only has 360 days!! i don't get it
also what about the months? the correct way of putting it down would be: 24/7/30/360
Ethan Reyes
>>be american
>>get shot
>>recover from gunshot wounds
>make a tattoo "nevar fprget"
>die by lung cancer
Liam Young
is this like a thinly veiled poke at trump or something.
Kayden Rivera
I did a 360 and walked away from your skankasaurus mom fagit
Bentley Rivera
...
John Sullivan
>>use vaccines to immunize america
>>no one fears bullets any longer
now imagine: niggers
Angel Wright
Really? I been shot like 17 times.
William Evans
Live free, die free.
Colton Gray
>gunned down in a church
>die free
Tyler Carter
...
Carter King
i'm pretty sure they didn't pay the shooter
Elijah Gonzalez
or full of holes like in Texas.
>pic related
Oliver Cooper
...
Noah King
>Be Taiwanese
>Can't wave Taiwanese flag
Michael Reed
>Tfw that's actually america
kek
Cameron Sanchez
Still free.
Free as in liber, not as in gratis.
Henry Peterson
owned by Jewish banks and thinks he's free. get a load of this faggot.
Evan King
A lot of Americans have been shot, but don't realize it. It's an undiagnosed epidemic, like all the people who have Assburgers, HPV, or type II diabeetus and don' t know it.
John Nelson
>be non american
>be pants shittingly terrified of guns
>can't have them
>can't even have knives
>have to cut their meat with parliament regulated spoons
>will never build up a bullet tolerance
Henry Brooks
...
Noah Diaz
>be europe
Owen Fisher
>24/7/30/360
Day/month/day/degree
Angel Turner
Fucking ..why
Jace Miller
Bullet. Tolerance.
Dylan Cook
>be europoor
>entire continent gets cucked by Muhammad
Robert Wilson
Topkek
James Nguyen
>be bongistani
Jace Powell
Because once you panic and ban guns, then you need something new to panic about. Next swords, then big knives, then steak knives, then butter knives, then forks, then sporks, and eventually they're going to ban fingernails and replace them with surveillance cameras.
Nicholas Harris
>tfw tolerate bullets but not Mexicans
Xavier Perry
Bullets are cleaner.
Andrew Barnes
>be morican
>most powerful nation in the world
>dominates every country
>is actually Israel's largest state
Elijah Taylor
>be american
>get shot in church
>neighbours tell media vultures who descend on scene, "It's all good, he didn't have to go too far to be with Jeebus"
Chase Williams
What a moronic perspective.
Thank you for sharing.
David Barnes
that's going to hurt in the morning.
Adam King
>implying Mexicans don't bring bullets
Hudson Butler
Enjoy your fingercams.
Owen White
I honestly wished we would stop showing your mass shootings in our news. No one cares anymore, it's about as normal as bombing in Syria.
Lucas Powell
>be land of the BLACKED.COM
>projecting this on britfags
Brandon Richardson
Or rapes in Scandinavia.
Blake Morris
Keep your political shit on Sup Forums stop shit posting.
Brody Morales
OI, GUV! U 'AVIN A GIGGUL, M8? BLOO'Y 'ELL, OI'LL FAKKIN SMASH YA GABBA WIF ME GOLF BAT ME FINKS, YEAH? YA TWAHT KNOB COONT
Dylan Garcia
>Implying that ems makes it in time using shitty publicly funded roads
Lincoln Collins
>be american
Jacob Rodriguez
>implying
California isn't American
Jaxon Butler
>#NOTMYSTATE
Evan Taylor
Lived in America my whole life, 32 years. I've been shot twice, neither of them by Americans or on American soil.
Ryan Thompson
>be british
Lucas Fisher
Getting shot in foreign countries is a good way to develop or immunity. They all have small calibers compared to real Americans.
Kevin Allen
Question. How is it that someone can be avid about the Constitution, demanding the most open ended interpretation, and then cheer Trump when he talked about stomping on the first amendment?
Do you believe in the Constitution or not?
Hunter Price
*open ended interpretation of the 2nd amendment
Juan Ward
Actually a year has 365,24219879days
Nicholas Howard
>be american
Jeremiah Parker
>be European
>get hit by truck
Asher Collins
An open ended interpretation would allow me to own a nuke.
Levi Roberts
Oh sure.. Government acting like dicks? Nuke a state. Everyone should hold at least one.
Justin Stewart
>be british
Samuel Smith
>be american
Jonathan Perez
100% agree.
Evan Thomas
>be USMC
Cooper Stewart
What an ugly couch. Do the marines not pay enough so the families don't have to live with dumpster furniture?
Ethan Rogers
They spend most of their earnings on dominos
Jackson Ross
Let's be honest. Everybody knows Marines spend most of their money on gay porn.
Anthony Turner
Isaiah Perry
>be american
Brody Rodriguez
>be american
Parker Parker
>be bong
Kevin Phillips
The American version of the show is way more exciting. The hosts start shooting an assault rifle into the crowd, you either run or you die.
Landon Walker
>be american
Ayden Russell
>be british
Charles Anderson
Cars will be banned
Chase Brooks
>be american
>assume everybody else is britfag because that's the only other country you know of
Jose Edwards
No, that would make sense. This is about irrational fear of things that cause a tiny number of deaths, not irrationally ignoring things (like cars) that actually kill lots and lots of people.
Levi Watson
...
Cooper Sanchez
365.25*
Daniel Richardson
>be british
>get mad that your muslim soil is being singled out
>pretend you arent british
Jayden Long
>be british
Oliver Mitchell
>be bongtooth
Dominic Cruz
>Mentions the very words "invincible retard"
>Immediately Trump comes to mind
Fuck I wish my family didn't leave CNN on in the background when I used to live at home