I'm 19 and in HS. So I have an iPad and it's basically my device to stream porn from my local server and do personal things on. Like browsing Sup Forums and bookmarking questionable sites.
I usually put a passcode on it and hide it whenever I go out. I don't want my parents to see what I'm doing on it because I have a very good "well-adjusted young adult" thing going with them.
I set the wallpaper to a cute girl's face last night and removed the passcode because it was getting tedious and I thought I'd enable it again later. The pictures folder also has quite a few softcore pictures.
I left it under my pillow this morning and forgot about it. Now I'm in kind of a bind and can't go home and my mother is about to come home in an hour and half and inevitably try to clean my bed, be curious about the tablet she hasn't seen yet and discover everything.
How do I stall her? She is technologically incompetent and is confident in my standing as a good person (so am I).
I've turned off "find my iPad" and it's a wifi only model and I turned off the wifi.
Henry Rivera
Nigga, you said in your OP that it was under your pillow and your mother was going to clean your bed. So which is it, your bed, or not your bed?
Carson Stewart
Hey user i have a good idea, tell her that you're gay. she will be so shocked (well maybe) she wont clean your room
Austin Jenkins
>Your bed or not your bed? MY bed, yes. I sleep in the dining room because our house is small.
Jose Brooks
Your story said my bed and hear you take. My bed make up your fucking mind faggit. And quit sleeping with your mommy
Brandon Stewart
It's my bed and I don't sleep with my mother.
Cameron Brown
It's wifi only, so you turned off wifi in order to stream porn. And disabled the lock. Sounds legit....
Luke Bennett
are you genuinely this retarded or just pretending?
Michael Scott
Leaving it under your pillow is a great way to crack the screen dumbass
Oliver Allen
That would be a good thing right now.
Easton Young
Smart enough to know streaming porn with the wifi off won't work. And to know better then to leave my porn device laying around with no lock
Adrian Martinez
>smart enough to know that streaming porn with the wifi off won't work
Dumb enough to assume someone is streaming porn right now or dumb.enough to leave the wifi on when you aren't using it
Liam Torres
19 is old enough to look at whatever you want. Why are you so afraid of Mommy?
Hudson Thompson
At 19 some men are going off to fight for their country. You're a child who's legally an adult. If your mom finds out that you have a cute girl's face on your iPad screen, what's the worst that can happen? She realizes you might not be gay?
Juan Ramirez
My parents won't let me use it privately anymore and I'll have to use my PC all the time.
She knows I'm not gay, but using faces of cute girls as your wallpaper is just another form of signalling utter hopelessness and one step away from using porn as a wallpaper.
Christopher James
call the fire department and report a gas leak in the street near your house, they'll evacuate the street while they investigate
Owen Richardson
Are you sure you are not 12???
Angel Kelly
pretty sure I was born before 2000
not helpful
Chase Phillips
if she says she saw some images, you say. oh? like what?
and when she says it was all incest mom son stuff you say
well mom looks like i'm not gay
Samuel Gray
you are an adult and need to do nothing to hide it nor give any excuses as long as you are not doing anything ilegal
Mason Clark
Age is just a number. You're indistinguishable from the average 12 year old.
Connor Fisher
for you, pedomuncher
easier said than done
Sh's 100% sure I'm straight
David Sanchez
Honestly, what do you think your mom will do if she sees a girl as your background picture?
Sebastian Martin
Log into iCloud, do remote wipe. If you aren't a total faggot and have backups you'll be safe.
Luis Sanders
Because you are sleeping with her, right?
Camden Torres
You jack it in the dining room?
Nathan Evans
its easy to do, you dont do anything and dont act suspicious as if you are doing something that is actually wrong belive me, nothing will happen, watching porn its just common and with your age no one will fight you for it just let it go and tomorrow you will see it was nothing
Alexander Green
OP you sound like a sperg. Does mommy change your diapers for you? Grow up, faggot.
Levi Nguyen
Move out of you're parents house you child.
Hunter Carter
Who turns off the wifi on there tablet? This is so fake
Lincoln Gray
At least he's jacking it in the dining room to porn and not the floor tiles.
Cameron Cox
Call her and tell her to make you a sandwich. Continue calling her and demanding sandwiches until desired amount of time stalled achieved.
Samuel Walker
Probably give me a look that says "wtf" and tell me that looking at naked women is a crime.
And then take the device away from me.
Disabled all iShit services long ago
sometimes
can't right now
I appreciate your input but it's unfortunately not helpful.
I turned it off after using it, you brain dead nincompoop.
I'm like 10% sperg
Ryder Hall
>10% sperg Yeah, and 90% Sperg Lord
Lincoln Young
There is so much wrong with this post
>19 and still in Highschool Either you got held back in kindergarten, failed senior year or was born post September >Shared space with your mother So you sleep in the same bed as her? Pathetic >Questionable sites bookmarked This is the only thing I’m concerned about. What sites do you have bookmarked that’s considerd questionable? Is it Cheese Pizza? Rape? Gore?
Brody Watson
You have to be an adult to post on Sup Forums. You're a child trapped in a man's body. Mods.
Nathan Rogers
>19 >high school
so many questions....
Evan Brooks
um.. okay user youre in a unique situation, let me think
ok i have an idea, buy a firearm, preferably if you can, buy bullets to go with it, that would be preferable, next youre gonna want to put one of them in the chamber and make sure to cock it, now the best thing to do now is to find the temple, its the soft spot near your ears, what youre gonna wanna do now is take the barrel of the gun you bought and put it directly on your temple, afterwards find the trigger near the handle and make sure to pull it
Samuel Morales
Early birthday?
Gabriel Bennett
>Is it cp? rape? gore?
Literally just softcore imgur galleries
Colton Brown
Is your mom really naive enough to think you don't look at porn at 19?
William Moore
Penis Vagina Pee Pee?
Hunter Richardson
What would you turn off wifi??
Leo James
Softcore isn't questionable by any standard unless the images show questionably aged people.
Ayden Phillips
You made your bed so to speak by forgetting your tablet full of hard core kiddie porn under your pillow with no password protection, now shit in the bed you made
Samuel Foster
Has it occured to any1 that he may not be in the USA and uses high school for their school form (hear alot of translation confusion in germany)
Michael Carter
how the fuck are you 19 in high school
Connor Reyes
How long do you need here stalled?
Jonathan Russell
Obviously so stupid that she was held back multiple times.
David Hughes
No but I'm concerned about the physical consequences more than what she'd think about it.
To conserve battery life and to prevent random packet transfers when unnecessary.
It's not kiddie porn, fuckface. It's just little caprice.
I'm a teenager and that's all you need to know.
Benjamin Walker
>Little Caprice So it just LOOKS like CP.
Daniel Fisher
Random packet transfers.. LOL You mean CapriSun? Maybe 13...
Brayden White
Post your mom's number and I will give her a call and keep her occupied
Wyatt Baker
Fake and gay
Elijah Russell
...
Connor Bennett
has OP mentioned hes from the nigger country that wants to be first world but doesnt even give its citizens proper education?
Caleb Adams
You are fucked son!
Thomas Clark
I think her mommie already took her tablets
Joshua Gonzalez
Well for one, if you're 19 and your mother is still going through your shit, you need to have a talk with the bitch about personal space and privacy.
Tyler Green
I've seen you on Twitch before.
James King
Either way.... and I mean litterally wither way. You will learn a valuable lesson.