I'm 19 and in HS...

I'm 19 and in HS. So I have an iPad and it's basically my device to stream porn from my local server and do personal things on. Like browsing Sup Forums and bookmarking questionable sites.

I usually put a passcode on it and hide it whenever I go out. I don't want my parents to see what I'm doing on it because I have a very good "well-adjusted young adult" thing going with them.

I set the wallpaper to a cute girl's face last night and removed the passcode because it was getting tedious and I thought I'd enable it again later. The pictures folder also has quite a few softcore pictures.

I left it under my pillow this morning and forgot about it. Now I'm in kind of a bind and can't go home and my mother is about to come home in an hour and half and inevitably try to clean my bed, be curious about the tablet she hasn't seen yet and discover everything.

How do I stall her? She is technologically incompetent and is confident in my standing as a good person (so am I).

HELP ME

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19 and still in high school? Whether this post is a lie or not, you're retarded.

>technoLOGically

I'm a teenager and that's all you need to know.

>trying to defend his literal retardation
Why the fuck is your mother cleaning your room at 19?

It's technically not my room. Kind of a shared space.

You sleep in the same bed with your mother? Freak

Stop sharing a bed with your mother.

>retarded
>sleeps with his mommy
>defends his "lifestyle"
Nothing else to see here, folks.

so edgy xD

I obviously don't share a room with my mother. the iPad is in a common room and not my bed.

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I've turned off "find my iPad" and it's a wifi only model and I turned off the wifi.

Nigga, you said in your OP that it was under your pillow and your mother was going to clean your bed. So which is it, your bed, or not your bed?

Hey user i have a good idea, tell her that you're gay. she will be so shocked (well maybe) she wont clean your room

>Your bed or not your bed?
MY bed, yes. I sleep in the dining room because our house is small.

Your story said my bed and hear you take. My bed make up your fucking mind faggit. And quit sleeping with your mommy

It's my bed and I don't sleep with my mother.

It's wifi only, so you turned off wifi in order to stream porn. And disabled the lock. Sounds legit....

are you genuinely this retarded or just pretending?

Leaving it under your pillow is a great way to crack the screen dumbass

That would be a good thing right now.

Smart enough to know streaming porn with the wifi off won't work. And to know better then to leave my porn device laying around with no lock

>smart enough to know that streaming porn with the wifi off won't work

Dumb enough to assume someone is streaming porn right now or dumb.enough to leave the wifi on when you aren't using it

19 is old enough to look at whatever you want. Why are you so afraid of Mommy?

At 19 some men are going off to fight for their country. You're a child who's legally an adult. If your mom finds out that you have a cute girl's face on your iPad screen, what's the worst that can happen? She realizes you might not be gay?

My parents won't let me use it privately anymore and I'll have to use my PC all the time.

She knows I'm not gay, but using faces of cute girls as your wallpaper is just another form of signalling utter hopelessness and one step away from using porn as a wallpaper.

call the fire department and report a gas leak in the street near your house, they'll evacuate the street while they investigate

Are you sure you are not 12???

pretty sure I was born before 2000

not helpful

if she says she saw some images, you say.
oh? like what?

and when she says it was all incest mom son stuff
you say

well mom looks like i'm not gay

you are an adult and need to do nothing to hide it nor give any excuses as long as you are not doing anything ilegal

Age is just a number. You're indistinguishable from the average 12 year old.

for you, pedomuncher

easier said than done

Sh's 100% sure I'm straight

Honestly, what do you think your mom will do if she sees a girl as your background picture?

Log into iCloud, do remote wipe. If you aren't a total faggot and have backups you'll be safe.

Because you are sleeping with her, right?

You jack it in the dining room?

its easy to do,
you dont do anything and dont act suspicious as if you are doing something that is actually wrong
belive me, nothing will happen, watching porn its just common and with your age no one will fight you for it
just let it go and tomorrow you will see it was nothing

OP you sound like a sperg. Does mommy change your diapers for you? Grow up, faggot.

Move out of you're parents house you child.

Who turns off the wifi on there tablet? This is so fake

At least he's jacking it in the dining room to porn and not the floor tiles.

Call her and tell her to make you a sandwich. Continue calling her and demanding sandwiches until desired amount of time stalled achieved.

Probably give me a look that says "wtf" and tell me that looking at naked women is a crime.

And then take the device away from me.

Disabled all iShit services long ago

sometimes

can't right now

I appreciate your input but it's unfortunately not helpful.

I turned it off after using it, you brain dead nincompoop.

I'm like 10% sperg

>10% sperg
Yeah, and 90% Sperg Lord

There is so much wrong with this post

>19 and still in Highschool
Either you got held back in kindergarten, failed senior year or was born post September
>Shared space with your mother
So you sleep in the same bed as her? Pathetic
>Questionable sites bookmarked
This is the only thing I’m concerned about. What sites do you have bookmarked that’s considerd questionable? Is it Cheese Pizza? Rape? Gore?

You have to be an adult to post on Sup Forums. You're a child trapped in a man's body. Mods.

>19
>high school

so many questions....

um.. okay user youre in a unique situation, let me think

ok i have an idea, buy a firearm, preferably if you can, buy bullets to go with it, that would be preferable, next youre gonna want to put one of them in the chamber and make sure to cock it, now the best thing to do now is to find the temple, its the soft spot near your ears, what youre gonna wanna do now is take the barrel of the gun you bought and put it directly on your temple, afterwards find the trigger near the handle and make sure to pull it

Early birthday?

>Is it cp? rape? gore?

Literally just softcore imgur galleries

Is your mom really naive enough to think you don't look at porn at 19?

Penis Vagina Pee Pee?

What would you turn off wifi??

Softcore isn't questionable by any standard unless the images show questionably aged people.

You made your bed so to speak by forgetting your tablet full of hard core kiddie porn under your pillow with no password protection, now shit in the bed you made

Has it occured to any1 that he may not be in the USA and uses high school for their school form
(hear alot of translation confusion in germany)

how the fuck are you 19 in high school

How long do you need here stalled?

Obviously so stupid that she was held back multiple times.

No but I'm concerned about the physical consequences more than what she'd think about it.

To conserve battery life and to prevent random packet transfers when unnecessary.

It's not kiddie porn, fuckface. It's just little caprice.

I'm a teenager and that's all you need to know.

>Little Caprice
So it just LOOKS like CP.

Random packet transfers.. LOL
You mean CapriSun?
Maybe 13...

Post your mom's number and I will give her a call and keep her occupied

Fake and gay

...

has OP mentioned hes from the nigger country that wants to be first world but doesnt even give its citizens proper education?

You are fucked son!

I think her mommie already took her tablets

Well for one, if you're 19 and your mother is still going through your shit, you need to have a talk with the bitch about personal space and privacy.

I've seen you on Twitch before.

Either way.... and I mean litterally wither way. You will learn a valuable lesson.