Hey Sup Forums yesterday I touched a pussy for the first time AMA

Hey Sup Forums yesterday I touched a pussy for the first time AMA

is pic related?

So you were born literally yesterday?

Unfortunately, no she had hair

20 years ago, I'm beta af, but could've worst

Dog pussy doesn't count op

I'm pretty sure she was human

i mean if you didn't fuck her, it's nothing to get excited about

Describe it

Still an achievment

Almost like pic, but with more visible lips in the lower part and hair, not so much around the vagina, mostly in the pubes

>I touched a pussy
Did it look like this, OP?

How did it happen?

>hair
>mostly in the pubes
Jesus, this is painful to read. All the pussy hairs are pubes, virgin.

What did it feel like?

You're too acostumed to porn

everyone touches themselves from time to time. It's perfectly natural OP, Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

We were kissing, I literally just asked for it and she let me.

yes it does

>touching a pussy
Good job fag, no one cares. Why don't you tell us something interesting?

Meet up again and go for more op. Make sure to buy rubber

You asked? I don't advocate rape, but dude...you just do it. asking is a pussy move. I bet you said thanks afterwards too. Just do it. if she doesn't want it she'll say no, if she does then just keep going. My guess is you're 14

You sly dog

The upper part was way more dry than I expected, everything else is as expected, the entry is really warm and wet, slimy wet, also, It doesn't smell as bad as I used to believe

Also this may be a good time to apologyze for my grammar

Thanks friend

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I will, thanks

What are you 14?

The thing is, we talked about it before, and she wasn't that confortable with the idea.
But yeah I have a 14yo experience

Not everyone is a man whore user. Some people have standards.

You're too fucking dumb

This faggot still never touched one.

I'm 20

There's no point arguing with you, but maybe it'll be helpful if I tell you we're both asian

like warm apple pie

Any middle school kid in Biology would know that, faggot.

This is actually pretty accurate, but the pure filled pies, not the ones who have dices of fruit inside.

But is interesting

Imagine the inside of your mouth but it's all cheek and has the muscle power of you asshole, that's a pussy.

Better late than never... it wasn't underage female relative was it?

Nope, she looks younger than her age tho

Just rememberer to lick it.

That's not true, unless your talking about a sex doll's pussy.

Surprisingly, nobody asked If she was alive.

That's it for tonight OP wishes everyone a good night

>maybe it'll be helpful if I tell you we're both asian
What does chink dick have to do with pussy pubes or are you saying your a chink chick too?
What do you call the hair on oriental labia majora? What do you call the hair on oriental mons pubis?
What do you call the hair on oriental perineum?
(hint: pubs)

That, yeah sorry
My english is shit that's the reason of the disclaimer, thanks for correcting me.

Ok, now work on touching another dick for the first time

Not much of one though. I've been fucking girls since I was 14.

Like a bag of sanc.

Virgin detected. Are you saving yourself for a 10 or something? Cus let me tell you something, you're going to die a virgin.

Nice, good to year you've always dissapointed women from the start

What the fuck kind of nasty, dirty pussy have you been touching? That sounds nothing like it.

Well at least I won't die a virgin like you're sorry ass will. I bet you're like 37 too.

nigga please, it's OP we're talking about here; he sucks 10 for breakfast.

C section nigga

;_;

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