I have a bad habit of eating shit. I have tried everything to stop...

I have a bad habit of eating shit. I have tried everything to stop. I've even been seeing a specialist for almost a year but it doesn't seem to be working. Any advice? Or AMA I guess

do you prefer your own shit, or shit from someone else?

Thanks for the laugh faggot

Definitely someone else, a very specific person Actually

Alright I guess I'll just ask the burning questions everyone's dying to know.
A. what does it taste like?
and
B. what the fuck is wrong with you?

Usually pica (eating non-food things) is caused by nutritional deficiencies. Try getting more vitamins, vegetables and proteins in your diet. Sometimes women with iron deficiencies will be compelled to eat dirt and clay uncontrollably.

Do you ever get sick from it?

Um, are you constantly sick from ingesting poison all the time? and can I poop in your mouth?

Can we get a timestamped pic of you eating it?

Since I got dubs you have to upload time-stamped webm of you eating shit

Have you tried talking to Andy Sixx?

No worries OP, if it's someone you spend a lot of time with you can eat their poop. you bodies kinda get in sync. I eat my wife's poop all the time and have never gotten sick. I love it!

It tastes way better than you would think and I don't know
Why would I eat all those different things when I could just get it all together in the form of poop?
No I only eat a specific persons poop.
I can't he's not here right now

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Because shit is the waste product, it doesn't have the vitamins and good stuff.

Any evidence of such a dubious claim?

If this person dies, from where would you gather your treats?

Proof?

Biology.

Me again. for real OP, do you feel ashamed? You shouldn't. just fucking do what makes you happy.

Source?

Well it does make me really happy

Good news OP. Turns out a lot of biologists are now saying eating shit is good for you. Don't stop.

confirmed troll..

Probiotics are basically shit btw

you aren't doing anything illegal, so whats the problem? I know it's gross and if anyone knew they would look at you differently but so what? I LOVE GETTING MY WIFE FAT TURD IN MY MOUTH. Also she has no idea. I have access to the plumbing in our home. so I can wait in the basement for it when she goes to the washroom. I'll never tell her cause she'll freak out. but I get off like a mad man when I get a thick turd to play with.

And today is marked as the day b defended eating shit as good for you.

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still waiting for you to prove me wrong.

CHECK'D

OK this is the only log post that has ever even made me come to to cracking a smile. Every other time you faggots are just cancer.

¿Does the persons that you eat their shits know that you eat it? sorry my english

Yes he does

You need proof that shit is a waste product? Do you wash it down with piss too? Are you a god damn moron?

Different person, my guy. xD

Are you also a guy or are you a girl?

A guy

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How often? And or, in which occasions?

Male poop is just vile. The only shit edible is the shit of a woman.

You're a degenerate and you deserve death.

How the fuck does that make any sense? They’re both the same, are they not?

¿How did you told him that you wanted to eat his shit? he's a friend or something?

which Friday movie is this?

Male feces contains a mild which alters the taste. Other than that theyre identical.

A mild?

Pretty often. Usually after the concerts

I laughed a little too hard at this

Well have fun eating male shit then, you degenerate.

Sad.

So do you eat it straight from the source or what?

Yeah I do, usually I press my lips right up against his butt hole and just let it slidde right in