OFFICIAL PIRATES VS RED SOX OPENING DAY GAMETHREAD

It's time for grape boy again fuckers

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/nesn/ report in.

Any streams? In faggot class and I wanna at least see the first pitch.

Go sox!

I can't wait to hear Don and Jerry!

Is Brady going to reveal the "6" shirt today lads?

Go Pie Rats!

Hey is Don back?

Hey guys sorry im at work but I'll be watching the game on my phone. Does anyone know why Koji was pitching for the cubs last night?

Haven't you realized that's where all the Sox pitchers go when we're done with them?

i hope peedo brother and dapper d raper show up today

based brady

Anyone else get gay vibes from Gronk and Brady there?

Kinda weird tbqh with you Joe.

Also how are you memers

IS THERE ANYTHING BARDY CANT DO????????

i like baseball

h-haha where's Papi guys is he sick today?

fuck I missed these threads

STOP

In loving memory

He's at a nice farm in the country.

Boating off of Miami Beach O__O

Can we play this game tonight when we're all not busy?

Through 3.0 innings Porcello 9H 5ER

Rob Manfred is a homo.

Ben Nintendo.

>shittsburgh perverts
don't steal that

Fuck I missed It
How was Tom?

Rolled around on the field with his boyfriend Gronk
It was pretty gay

bardy?

Wow is this guy an ace or what?

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I'm not sure if Tom Wakefild is at the game today that was actually Rick Porcello pitching

Nothing but aces on this club.

I just got back from my 50 mcnugget workout and brought everyone fris you all owe me $10.00 and no I dun have no damn receipt kiss my ass so what.

5 aces. 0 playoff wins.

>0 playoff wins.
season is one day old, bruv

AL East Champs!

>cricfree isn't working
>check tv

Some how I have fucking NESN in California, nice.

FUCK
BOSTON

The sox are awful and so is football

Uhh is Ben Nintendo already a bust? Should we have traded him instead of moncada? Wtf Dave....

I thought the Red Sox offense was supposed to be good lol

this is bullshit

lol sit down

picked the FUCK OFF

b r e h s

Gregory why?

>SitAnDownY LEON

Swihart>Leon>Vazquez

I can't tell anymore if the premature and melodramatic doom-saying that Boston sports fans are known for is a meme or just knuckle-dragging idiots.

It's all a meme since we know our sports teams are good

Is the angry Pepe poster here?

porcello more like poorlello hahahahaha

Outside of Boston, how attractive is the accent considered to be?

>porcello
Stobbit :DDD

0%

everyone hates it

Um hi excuse me. I'm new to Sup Forums and I was wond if there's going to be a mariners vs Astros thread at some point today.

it's not. I knew a guy from danvers who had a really strong accent and people thought he was a retard who got into marine OCS as part of some make a wish foundation thing

Only people who like the scouts voice from team fortress 2 like the Boston accent

Everyone in Boston hates it too

CY GRAPES YOUNG

BIG
DICK
RICK
WON'T
QUIT

It's gorgeous.

Bitches love it.

Hello friends

>tfw basedball is back

I'm trying to get into baseball this season and decided to rep the pirates.

What can I expect?

true, very true. tbf though, New York accents are even more terrible.

Who here /soxbruinspatsceltics/

Dubs and Tendies hits a homer 2 AB's later. Trips and Sox win in a shut out.

3rd place in the division, playoffs unlikely

If >we finish above .500 I'll be happy. Our division is tough and our pitching is suspect.

Unlike the New York accent, most people find the Boston/New England accent to be a sign of high culture.

so close
3rd place confirmed

SO GOD DAMN CLOSE.

>opening the season on a Monday in the middle of the day
This is why this sport is dying

If you can't afford to take the day off and watch some ball this sport isn't for you.

There's 162 chances to catch a game, you're bound to get at least 100 of them.

>Le baseball is dying maymay

of course I'm the one to get the trips right after the trips predictions.
still, nintendo homer and Sox shutout confirmed. I command it.

>tfw already got tickets to see Sox play in Oakland

Always prefer Oakland series instead of Giants desu

phoneposting plebians begone, this is a sport for men of leisure

>not wanting to go trigger cucks in san franshithole

Smhtbqhwyj

Handz with a single.

I used to work in the Bay area and went to a lot of Red Sox games in Oakland. Fun times.

Please god I hope the Cubs choke on dick this year.

Cole's kind of nasty.

0
T. Outside of Boston

Who /hat/?

I'm gonna be that guy but what streams do you folks use for sox? I'm not from the area but growing up around yankees fans is forcing me to start following baseball more.

Wearing the mustard one right now

defensive specialist

>bustgarts
What the fuck is his problem

...

DRAPER WHERE ARE YOU

7 3/8 here

>Tfw your best power hitter is an alcoholic, woman beating Korean who will never be allowed back in the country.

did pablo get new teeth

that isn't peedo brother

>Pretty much any korean with "Ho" in their name