QUICK YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN

QUICK YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN

>I can go to church and not get shot
>I can go to the mall and not get shot
>I can go to school and not get shot
>I can go to the cinema and not get shot

Fucking U.S. OF NUTCASES A

free health care
no terror
strict gun laws
less than 1% niggers
can drink alcohol with 16

>live in a different country as a non American citizen

I get a monthly pay to support my studies. As do all students here.

No paid universities

But I am American.

Free healthcare
Guns are illegal
Age of Consent is 16
Drinking Age is 18
I won't go into crippling debt for life just to attend University.

OMEGALUL amerikan kid xDD PLeasSe JUST KYS!!

itt: butthurt europoors and south of civilization niggers

said the butthurt american

Cant hear you over the ear splitting sounds of freedom and second breakfast of mcdonalds at 4:40 in the morning

get fukt europoor

kys retard

High taxes, free healthcare

I have a healthy BMI and am not confused about socialism.

That's exactly the problem. I'd rather not live in a country where I wake up at 4 am to an amount of gunshots that literally ruptures my eardrums.

>triggered noises
>being this butthurt you cant enjoy elevensis lunch

Why are you still sitting in that dark 2nd world shithole. Give in and come over to the winning side friendo

My president picks the U.S president

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I'm American and damn proud of it.

>free health care
>free

>Taking the bait

everything is paid by the government with my money

Why is drinking age brought up? Did you faggots wait until you were legal drinking age in your countries before you started to drink?

You do realise nowhere is actually free, unless you're living on a Napoleonic fort out in the middle of the ocean somewhere? By Western European standards, you lot are being spoon fed a Truman Show version of 'freedom' by whichever politician/lobby/organisation currently has its hand up your collective ass.

no uni debt
free healthcare
no shootings

> less than 25% of ameritards have a passport
> ameritards are retarded because they don't travel

>No terror
>Strict gun laws

LOL, tell that to France

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I live in a 3rd world shithole and can't stop thinking about America 24 hours of the day. I also am so jealous, that I go to Sup Forums and make America hate threads.

>thinking this makes the USA great.

>mfw we're less free than Europoors

Hmm. This might have been a valid comeback 70 years ago...

>unable to grasp post meta irony

Seriously, just join us over here. The grass is greener you know

>less than 25% of ameritards have a passport
Why the fuck would we want to go to any other country? If I wanted to see manlets that speak another language, I'd go down to the border with binoculars and watch Mexicans try to jump the fence.

t. pretending to be american

Of course you have no issues if you compare yourself with central/latin america shitholes

Travel broadens the mind. You might realise what you're missing.

user is right

Speak for yourself, redneck.

You may be happy staring at dirt all day, but that's only because you're a simpleton.

awww, u mad?

How are we buttburt when there is only America hate threads, we never see European hate threads.

Shows what you know.

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Russia?

Nope, actually I feel bad for you.

have you seen modern us cities ... i rather stare at dirt then bum shit

>we never see European hate threads.
Because we don't give a fuck about Europe. They're the ones who are so jealous they have to make hate threads on an anime message board.

>took the europill

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No talent
High taxes
Pathetic Military
Massive amounts of Muslims and other refugees
Small population
No tourism
Weak boarders
Shit culture
Shit food
No body cares about us
No one knows about our politics
Everyone here spends time using products created and designed in the US

well i am not from France so i don't care

I live in a country with strict gun laws and 60 murders a day and a population under 60 million.
>laws punish crime, not prevent it

I don't feel the need to go to church

do not masturbating to niggers fucking my wife....

Enjoy your dirt then.

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>implying non-americans go to church

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America is big enough dont need to see your shit hole of a country.

>lives on a farm fucking his sister and the donkey.

Oh wait your sister is the donkey.
My bad.

>socialist country
>older population
pick one

Ok I agree that he's wrong about it being free, but it being taken from taxes is a lot better than you personally paying for it. You not only pay less for it, you also help everyone else

user, im sorry i missed you shitting out this beautiful bit. This right here unironically made my night, many keks for you my boy you made this old amerifag proud

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Okay the police don't show up at my house for posting a joke videos about Nazi's

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But i am American. What do?

I don't live in fear.

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holy fuck i ... woah ... jesus

>>I can go to church and not get shot
>>I can go to the mall and not get shot
>>I can go to school and not get shot
>>I can go to the cinema and not get shot

So can I.
Also, I carry a gun everywhere I go because it is my legal right.
t. American.

Hate all you want but American culture is winning out.

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dont get shot by crazy whites
dont get mugged by niggers
health care not only for billionaires
university costs next to nothing

Yea we got ones like that but honestly thats an extreme case

>I carry a gun everywhere I go because I fucking need to because my country is overrun with niggers

ftfy

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American culture

Irony=gloating about the freedom to own guns while simultaneously banning Kinder Surprise eggs because they're too dangerous.

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>Went on an amazing hike with a few guys.

>Fat American friend couldn't come because he was too fat.

True story.

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dat filename

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Lol you pic proves my point, you use a meme of an american actor trying to refute said point.

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dont get me wrong, i do completely agree the US is a shitjob these days and i would love to not be here. but, there is one thing that even today...well at least for a little while longer....makes the US better than most countries. we can say fuck the president, fuck the government. i can look at my president and tell him to fuck off any time i want and because of freedom of speech i can get away with it. try that in many other countries and you wont see the next day or at the very least you'll end up in prison. we can not agree with out government and have no repercussions for doing so. that being said overall there are dozens of counties that are easily 10 times better than the US on a bad day.

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imagine when shes 7

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yet...

your culture is practicly made of memes

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I go to the doctor for free and meds are less than $10

Fucking hell, just how widespread is this morbid obesity? Is self-control not a thing over there?

Why does a legal right force you to do something? I have legal rights to stuff too, I don't actually have to do it though.

Don't you realise you are just supporting an industry that uses fear as a marketing tool? You have a gun because you are scared, simple as that?

Prove me wrong.

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And yours