OFFICIAL REDS vs PHILLIES OPENING DAY GAMETHREAD

just in case I am drunk and need somewhere to shitpost

Get in here lads!

Phils lineup
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Howie Kendrick (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Cameron Rupp (R) C
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P

Phillies ready to get rustled

Reds
1. Billy Hamilton (S) CF
2. Jose Peraza (R) 2B
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Adam Duvall (R) LF
5. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
6. Scott Schebler (L) RF
7. Zack Cozart (R) SS
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Scott Feldman (L) P

Opening Day! Get hype!

Friendly reminder that Directv is offering MLB Extra Innings for free this first week of the season.

*gets 30 home runs out of nowhere*

so what's the news on Disco?

stttttttteeeeeeeeryyyk

HOO BOI

lmao

LEAD

OFF

HOME

RUN

And so it begins.

GET THIS FUCKING DICKHEAD OFF THE MOUND

I'm a Reds fan and I've never even heard of this fucking pitcher.

Honestly, why haven't the Phils pursued Hinkie?

(he's new)

why not play a real RED on opening day

instead of some no name Houston Astros fuck who doesn't know shit about this city

this day is for us

>tfw no dat dude this year

wait... was he traded...?

christ this is off to a fucking horrible start

kek he was out

This guy fucking sucks

Wanna fight about it?

That was a great slide

Yep, to the Braves.

he slid too early and almost didn't make it to the plate

oh well, probably had to let that guy go

he was turning into dead weight IMO

Where the fuck have you been?

Mad at the Phils?

The stream with based Thom and Chris died RREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kruk is great btw, the espn booth has severely suffered in his absence.

chris on point re trades

CINCINNATI SORCERERS

I BELIEVE

LMAO

How you gonna let the Phils rock you in your house on opening day?

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS

world series here we come

RE-SIGN HIM ALREADY

JUST

WELP

LGTSS

>RUBES

so many cincinnati people hoping for a win

need to get your meme caps on

>having a good veteran player on a reasonable contract

w-what's this feeling in my stomach i'm having

I don't know a single player's face on this team lmao

...

Uh oh here goes our lead

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gotta know your runners

la. raza.

Phew

Was never worried, nice turn

Votto would have million more RBIs if the Reds actually had a decent contact hitter in front of him over all these years

Votto is best reds hitter of all time

That would be Pete Rose. Votto is number two though.

We will see

Pete Rose is a Phillie

who here is playing mr x totals?

I hate Thom and Chris sometimes

just jabbering instead of watching the fucking game

I heard gabp has cheese coneys with a slice of larosas pizza as the bun. Is this true?

>would rather hear some guy only call balls and strikes than hear two knowledgeable guys have a discussion about baseball

why would you ask me that

I don't know

No. They have $1 hot dogs though.
>kozar

>resd

i'm gonna vomit

gas the phillies

Phillies have a lot of brothas on their team

Kendrick is pretty alright at fielding.

I haven't been to cbp since I found out they almost put it at 30th and market in the old post office's lot. fuck that would've been nice

>load the bases two straight innings
>once with no outs and once with one out
>get 1 run out of it combined
This shit drives me up the wall.

WE

WUZ

yeah its pretty annoying

What happened to Howard

kangz

N SHIEEET

contract up, that guy set the franchise back like 5 years

he ded

this lead isn't nearly big enough to cover for the bullpen. need at least 10 more runs ;c

Don't worry. Our bullpen will make sure any Reds comeback is thwarted.

wait a fucking minute clay bucholz is on the phillies?

Thank the Phanatic he's finally gone

>call to the bullpen

*Buttholez

TFW ASTIN > FELDMAN

does he suck now?

FUCKING BREDS

FUCKING CHEDS

FUCKING KEKS

What is that thing

>kozar

I feel like I'm the only person who still believes in the Reds despite all their mistakes

I will always believe

He's not supposed to be an ace or anything. He's just the 4th guy there because a lot of our young guys aren't ready yet.

you didn't have a furby when you were a kid?

ASTIN

*PHEW

The best mascot in baseball

I will always believe in Votto and his tight pants.

Capital City goofball.
>implying

Why did he go to the tight pants?

will he drink beer in the locker room?

THIS GAME

FUCK THE PHILLSHITS

PRAISE CINCINNATI

PRAISE THE GERMAN-EST CITY IN AMERICA

PRAISE OVER THE RHINE

PRAISE VOTTO, PRAISE PRICE, PRAISE ROSE, PRAISE COZART, PRAISE BARNHART, PRAISE SCHEBLER, PRAISE SKYLINE, PRAISE LAROSAS, PRAISE GRAETERS

FOR VICTORY

FOR VALHALLA

FOR DEUTSCHLAND

Redsfags out-drinking us