just in case I am drunk and need somewhere to shitpost
OFFICIAL REDS vs PHILLIES OPENING DAY GAMETHREAD
Get in here lads!
Phils lineup
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Howie Kendrick (R) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Cameron Rupp (R) C
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P
Phillies ready to get rustled
Reds
1. Billy Hamilton (S) CF
2. Jose Peraza (R) 2B
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Adam Duvall (R) LF
5. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
6. Scott Schebler (L) RF
7. Zack Cozart (R) SS
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Scott Feldman (L) P
Opening Day! Get hype!
Friendly reminder that Directv is offering MLB Extra Innings for free this first week of the season.
*gets 30 home runs out of nowhere*
so what's the news on Disco?
stttttttteeeeeeeeryyyk
HOO BOI
lmao
LEAD
OFF
HOME
RUN
And so it begins.
GET THIS FUCKING DICKHEAD OFF THE MOUND
I'm a Reds fan and I've never even heard of this fucking pitcher.
Honestly, why haven't the Phils pursued Hinkie?
(he's new)
why not play a real RED on opening day
instead of some no name Houston Astros fuck who doesn't know shit about this city
this day is for us
>tfw no dat dude this year
wait... was he traded...?
christ this is off to a fucking horrible start
kek he was out
This guy fucking sucks
Wanna fight about it?
That was a great slide
Yep, to the Braves.
he slid too early and almost didn't make it to the plate
oh well, probably had to let that guy go
he was turning into dead weight IMO
Where the fuck have you been?
Mad at the Phils?
The stream with based Thom and Chris died RREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Kruk is great btw, the espn booth has severely suffered in his absence.
chris on point re trades
CINCINNATI SORCERERS
I BELIEVE
LMAO
How you gonna let the Phils rock you in your house on opening day?
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS
world series here we come
RE-SIGN HIM ALREADY
JUST
WELP
LGTSS
>RUBES
so many cincinnati people hoping for a win
need to get your meme caps on
>having a good veteran player on a reasonable contract
w-what's this feeling in my stomach i'm having
I don't know a single player's face on this team lmao
...
Uh oh here goes our lead
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
gotta know your runners
la. raza.
Phew
Was never worried, nice turn
Votto would have million more RBIs if the Reds actually had a decent contact hitter in front of him over all these years
Votto is best reds hitter of all time
That would be Pete Rose. Votto is number two though.
We will see
Pete Rose is a Phillie
who here is playing mr x totals?
I hate Thom and Chris sometimes
just jabbering instead of watching the fucking game
I heard gabp has cheese coneys with a slice of larosas pizza as the bun. Is this true?
>would rather hear some guy only call balls and strikes than hear two knowledgeable guys have a discussion about baseball
why would you ask me that
I don't know
No. They have $1 hot dogs though.
>kozar
>resd
i'm gonna vomit
gas the phillies
Phillies have a lot of brothas on their team
Kendrick is pretty alright at fielding.
I haven't been to cbp since I found out they almost put it at 30th and market in the old post office's lot. fuck that would've been nice
>load the bases two straight innings
>once with no outs and once with one out
>get 1 run out of it combined
This shit drives me up the wall.
WE
WUZ
yeah its pretty annoying
What happened to Howard
kangz
N SHIEEET
contract up, that guy set the franchise back like 5 years
he ded
this lead isn't nearly big enough to cover for the bullpen. need at least 10 more runs ;c
Don't worry. Our bullpen will make sure any Reds comeback is thwarted.
wait a fucking minute clay bucholz is on the phillies?
Thank the Phanatic he's finally gone
>call to the bullpen
*Buttholez
TFW ASTIN > FELDMAN
does he suck now?
FUCKING BREDS
FUCKING CHEDS
FUCKING KEKS
What is that thing
>kozar
I feel like I'm the only person who still believes in the Reds despite all their mistakes
I will always believe
He's not supposed to be an ace or anything. He's just the 4th guy there because a lot of our young guys aren't ready yet.
you didn't have a furby when you were a kid?
ASTIN
*PHEW
The best mascot in baseball
I will always believe in Votto and his tight pants.
Capital City goofball.
>implying
Why did he go to the tight pants?
will he drink beer in the locker room?
THIS GAME
FUCK THE PHILLSHITS
PRAISE CINCINNATI
PRAISE THE GERMAN-EST CITY IN AMERICA
PRAISE OVER THE RHINE
PRAISE VOTTO, PRAISE PRICE, PRAISE ROSE, PRAISE COZART, PRAISE BARNHART, PRAISE SCHEBLER, PRAISE SKYLINE, PRAISE LAROSAS, PRAISE GRAETERS
FOR VICTORY
FOR VALHALLA
FOR DEUTSCHLAND
Redsfags out-drinking us